G\u00f6mlekler kolal\u0131\u2026
\nPantolonlar jilet\u2026
\nGe\u00e7en haftadan sar\u0131ld\u0131 yapraklar, dolduruldu dolmalar\u2026
\nBen\u2026
\nOrtal\u0131kta dola\u015f\u0131r\u0131m paspal paspal(!)<\/p>\n
Yok arkada\u015f yok\u2026
\nYedeklemeli han\u0131m\u0131, yedeklemeli\u2026
\nHata ne olur ne olmaz\u2026
\nYede\u011fi de yedeklemeli\u2026
\nCan\u0131m \u00e7ok fena \u00e7ekti\u2026
\nBir tanecik dolma istedim\u2026
\nO\u011fluna ay\u0131rd\u0131 ya\u2026
\nSen yedin hakk\u0131n\u0131 dedi, vermedi!<\/p>\n
Allahs\u0131z tospa\u2026
\nUlan ver bir tanecik, ya bir tanecik, \u015fi\u015fecek bir taraflar\u0131m, yok vermedi\u2026
\nSen misin vermeyen\u2026
\nCuma\u2019dan cumartesiye, do\u011fru \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131ya\u2026
\nAna ald\u0131 \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 y\u00fczmeye, han\u0131m tutu \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131 yolu. Kad\u0131n milleti ne varsa \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131 \u2013 pazarda?
\nOturdum doldurdum koca tencere dolma\u2026
\nArap dolmas\u0131, kuru patl\u0131can. Allah inand\u0131rs\u0131n, yalan\u0131m varsa ak\u015fama \u00e7\u0131kmayay\u0131m\u2026
\nBe\u015f, alt\u0131 tane yedim yemedim\u2026
\nTabii \u00e7ok yoruldum, uzand\u0131m koltu\u011fa uyudum.<\/p>\n
G\u00f6zlerimi a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131mda bizimkiler gelmi\u015f\u2026
\nUyku sersemi, mahmur mahmur annemin odas\u0131na giderken mutfaktan ge\u00e7tim\u2026
\nA\u00e7t\u0131m tencere kapa\u011f\u0131n\u0131, ataca\u011f\u0131m bir dolma a\u011fz\u0131ma\u2026
\nANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\u2026
\nUlan tencerenin yar\u0131s\u0131 gitmi\u015f ya\u2026
\nNeyse afiyet olsun, yar\u0131s\u0131 da bana yeter dedim\u2026
\nAnnem\u2026
\nEline sa\u011fl\u0131k, bizden g\u00fczel yapm\u0131\u015f\u0131n dolmay\u0131(!)<\/p>\n
\u0130\u015flerim vard\u0131, giyindim \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m\u2026
\nGeri geldi\u011fimde, gecenin bir vaktinde do\u011fru mutfa\u011fa\u2026
\nOhhh\u2026
\n\u00c7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr dolmalar duruyor yerinde!<\/p>\n
Biraz bilgisayar, biraz televizyon, uyudum yine\u2026
\nSabah kalkt\u0131\u011f\u0131mda\u2026
\nTencerede kalan yar\u0131n\u0131n yar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n ruhuna El \u2013 Fatiha\u2026
\nUlan bu ne diye i\u00e7imden ge\u00e7irdim, att\u0131m sabah sabah bir tane dolma a\u011fz\u0131ma gittim ana yan\u0131na\u2026
\n\u201cO\u011flum, sabah sabah dolma m\u0131 yiyorsun, biraz zay\u0131flad\u0131n onu da geri alacaks\u0131n!\u201d
\nBiliyorum han\u0131m\u0131n huyu de\u011fildir, tek su\u00e7lu anam olabilir\u2026
\nAnne, sen mi yedin dolmalar\u0131?
\n\u201cEvet\u201d<\/p>\n
Kald\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7 \u2013 be\u015f tane\u2026
\nKa\u00e7\u0131rsam bucak bucak, ay\u0131p ka\u00e7acak\u2026
\nEvin i\u00e7inde, ev ahalisinden insan yiyecek saklar m\u0131?
\nSaklamaz tabii\u2026
\nKalan\u0131 da han\u0131m, \u00f6\u011flen yedi\u2026
\nBen\u2026
\nKald\u0131m yine ortada\u2026
\nYok arkada\u015f yok, yedeklemeli hatunu yedeklemeli\u2026
\nBakam\u0131yorum zaten kendime ne \u00fcst\u00fcme ba\u015f\u0131ma ne ila\u00e7lar\u0131ma ne g\u0131dama\u2026
\nYok ba\u015fka \u00e7aresi ille yedeklemeli!<\/p>\n
Onu bunu bilmem\u2026
\nAnal\u0131 kuzu, k\u0131nal\u0131 kuzu\u2026
\nErke\u011fe, ona bakacak, onunla ilgilenecek kad\u0131n gerekli\u2026
\nHan\u0131mlar\u2026
\nKad\u0131nlar, bac\u0131lar, karde\u015fler\u2026
\nAnlay\u0131\u015fl\u0131 olun biraz\u2026
\nErkek dedi\u011fin kad\u0131na doyar m\u0131?<\/p>\n
G\u00f6r\u00fcyorsunuz i\u015fte halimizi\u2026
\n\u00dcst\u00fcn\u00fczde bin bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc y\u00fck, karde\u015f karde\u015f payla\u015f\u0131n erkeklerinizi\u2026
\nHem sizin \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fczden kalkacak y\u00fck hem bizlerin \u00fczerinden, var m\u0131 daha g\u00fczeli?<\/p>\n
\u015eaka tabii\u2026
\nAma\u2026
\nG\u00fczel olurdu hani!
\n😊<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
G\u00f6mlekler kolal\u0131\u2026 Pantolonlar jilet\u2026 Ge\u00e7en haftadan sar\u0131ld\u0131 yapraklar, dolduruldu dolmalar\u2026 Ben\u2026 Ortal\u0131kta dola\u015f\u0131r\u0131m paspal paspal(!) Yok arkada\u015f yok\u2026 Yedeklemeli han\u0131m\u0131, yedeklemeli\u2026 Hata ne olur ne olmaz\u2026 Yede\u011fi de yedeklemeli\u2026 Can\u0131m \u00e7ok fena \u00e7ekti\u2026 Bir tanecik dolma istedim\u2026 O\u011fluna ay\u0131rd\u0131 ya\u2026 Sen yedin hakk\u0131n\u0131 dedi, vermedi! Allahs\u0131z tospa\u2026 Ulan ver bir tanecik, ya bir tanecik, \u015fi\u015fecek … <\/p>\n