Anlatay\u0131m da g\u00f6r\u2026
\nG\u00fcler misin a\u011flar m\u0131s\u0131n bilmem AMA \u00f6nce dinlenmem laz\u0131m\u2026
\nSONRA!<\/p>\n
Kar\u0131 milleti ya kar\u0131\u2026
\nVallahi billahi atalar do\u011fru s\u00f6ylemi\u015f\u2026
\nSa\u00e7\u0131 uzun akl\u0131 k\u0131sa!<\/p>\n
Ancak erkekte \u00f6yle e\u011fer\u2026
\nTecr\u00fcbe, deneyim yoksa\u2026
\nYOK\u2026
\n\u0130kisinin birbirinden fark\u0131. Karde\u015f ve arabas\u0131\u2026
\n\u201cAma a\u011fabey benim di\u011fer arabalar\u0131mda b\u00f6yle bir sorun yoktu ki!\u201d
\nManyak\u2026
\nGeri zek\u00e2l\u0131 senin O arabalar\u0131 kim ald\u0131?
\n\u201cAma sende yan\u0131mdayd\u0131n bunu ald\u0131\u011f\u0131mda\u201d
\n\u0130ki \u00e7ocuk anas\u0131, kocas\u0131 var ba\u015f\u0131nda!<\/p>\n
Bana\u2026
\nLaf, s\u00f6z m\u00fc d\u00fc\u015fer?
\nBe\u011fenmi\u015fler, ald\u0131lar!<\/p>\n
Ne oldu ne olmu\u015ftu\u2026
\nBug\u00fcn neler ya\u015fad\u0131k?
\nBuras\u0131 \u00e7ok \u00f6nemli, \u00f6nce bu konuya de\u011finelim sonra anlat\u0131r\u0131m gerisini\u2026
\nTabii para, ekonomi\u2026
\nHer evin kendine g\u00f6re b\u00fct\u00e7esi(!)<\/p>\n
Deneyim, tecr\u00fcbe\u2026
\nBilimsellik, ara\u015ft\u0131rma\u2026
\nYak\u0131t ve kalitesi\u2026
\nAraban\u0131n motoru!<\/p>\n
E\u011fer de\u011filsem TAM TAKIR\u2026
\nGitmem, almam o benzincilerden\u2026
\nHayat bu\u2026
\nHep anlat\u0131r\u0131m g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f\u00fcmd\u00fcr ac\u0131 fakirli\u011fi\u2026
\nBok gibi paray\u0131 da\u2026
\nAllah\u2026
\nNeler nasip etti neler g\u00f6sterdi!<\/p>\n
Karde\u015fin yak\u0131t\u0131 bitmi\u015fti, s\u00f6ylemi\u015fti\u2026
\nBiliyorum nereden ald\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 genelde, dedim k\u0131z\u0131m\u2026
\n\u2026!<\/p>\n
RESMEN\u2026
\nDenilen yok iki yak\u0131t aras\u0131nda bir fark?
\n\u00d6yleyse\u2026
\nGer\u00e7ekten \u00f6yleyse ikisinin aras\u0131ndaki fiyat fark\u0131 nas\u0131l izah edilecek\u2026
\n\u00c7ok\u2026
\nAma \u00e7ok z\u00fc\u011f\u00fcrt zamanlar\u0131mdan biriydi, kaza sonras\u0131\u2026
\nVar Almanya\u2019da UCUZ, ISIMSIZ, markas\u0131z benzin istasyonlar\u0131\u2026
\nGider oradan al\u0131rd\u0131m yak\u0131t\u0131, uzun s\u00fcre ald\u0131m oradan\u2026
\nUlan araban\u0131n \u00e7eki\u015f g\u00fcc\u00fc gittik\u00e7e zay\u0131fl\u0131yor\u2026
\n\u201cResmen arada yok ya bir fark\u201d yak\u0131tm\u0131\u015f sorunu!<\/p>\n
Al\u2026
\nAlma demiyorum AMA her \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc al\u0131\u015f\u0131nda doldur \u201cinsan gibi\u201d yak\u0131t\u0131!
\nNe yapal\u0131m karde\u015fim, d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f\u00fcz bir kere ellerine\u2026
\nD\u00fcd\u00fckleyen\u2026
\nD\u00fcd\u00fckleyene!<\/p>\n
DIKKAT\u2026
\nHa evlat ha halas\u0131\u2026
\nYa Ali\u2019ye ne demeli?<\/p>\n
Bak karde\u015fim, evlad\u0131m oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in s\u00f6ylemiyorum\u2026
\nHele karde\u015f tam bir inek\u00e7i\u2026
\nVer vazifeyi, ya iki g\u00fcn \u00f6ncesi, hastal\u0131ktan neredeyse \u00f6lecek\u2026
\nToplant\u0131 varm\u0131\u015f \u00e7ok \u00f6nemli, d\u00fcn i\u015fe gitti\u2026
\nB\u00f6yle bir insan\u2026
\nT\u00fcrkiye\u2019de hala k\u0131zlar\u0131, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck olan. Yxxx\u2026
\nKarde\u015f gibi, uzaktaki gibi\u2026
\n😊
\nKafa zehir, \u015fof\u00f6r\u2026
\nYEMINLE\u2026
\nYan\u0131nda oturup yol g\u00f6stermezsen\u2026
\nMerter\u2019den bulamaz yolu bo\u011faza\u2026
\nKarde\u015f aynen \u00f6yle. Arabay\u0131 kullan\u0131yor sadece\u2026
\nYe\u011feni misali\u2026
\nYa bu araban\u0131n yak\u0131t d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda ya\u011f\u0131, tuz\u2026
\nBiberiye ihtiyac\u0131 varm\u0131\u015f, ilgilenilmesi gerekmi\u015f\u2026
\nD\u00fcnyadan bir haber!<\/p>\n
DIKKAT\u2026
\nBuras\u0131 YINE \u00d6NEMLI\u2026
\nAli demi\u015fti birka\u00e7 hafta \u00f6nce:
\n\u201cA\u011fabey araba ya\u011f ka\u00e7\u0131r\u0131yor galiba!\u201d
\n???
\nOlabilir o\u011flum garantisi varken gidip g\u00f6sterelim!<\/p>\n
S\u00f6ylemi\u015f karde\u015fe, yapm\u0131\u015f bir termin yani alm\u0131\u015f randevuyu sat\u0131n ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 yerden\u2026
\nJack\u2026
\nNeredeyse her g\u00fcn gidip geliyorum ya, bak\u0131yorum yere\u2026
\nYa\u011f mag yok, Allah Allah\u2026
\nAMA\u2026
\nKafa yapmad\u0131m, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmedim \u00fczerine. Ali dedi a\u011fabey araba ya\u011f ka\u00e7\u0131r\u0131yor!<\/p>\n
D\u00fcn \u00e7ok s\u0131cakt\u0131 ya, en son 16:30 gibi \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131m hayvan\u0131\u2026
\nYeri gelmi\u015fken, L\u00dcTFEN sokaklara kap i\u00e7inde su koymay\u0131 ihmal etmeyin, kedi, k\u00f6pek ku\u015flar\u2026
\nVETERINER TAVSIYESI\u2026
\nBiliyorum konuyu biraz da\u011f\u0131t\u0131yorum AMA \u00d6NEMLI\u2026
\nCan, can\u2026
\nK\u00f6pekler haz etmezmi\u015f \u0131slat\u0131lmaktan, hele kafas\u0131 \u00e7ok hassasm\u0131\u015f\u2026
\nEnse\u2026
\nVe g\u00f6beklerine su, hayvanlar can \u00e7eki\u015fmesin. Akl\u0131n\u0131zda olsun diye yazd\u0131m\u2026
\nD\u00f6nelim konumuza\u2026
\nDIKKAT DIKKAT DIKKAT
\nAraba markas\u0131na falanda bak\u0131yor\u2026
\nAlmanya\u2019da ya\u015f\u0131yorum, Alman arabas\u0131 dururken ne i\u015fim var di\u011ferleri ile?
\nAdam sordu en son ne zaman ya\u011f de\u011fi\u015ftirdin?
\nKarde\u015f \u201chi\u00e7!\u201d
\n\u201cBir seneden beri kullan\u0131yorsun hi\u00e7 ya\u011f\u0131n\u0131 de\u011fi\u015ftirmedin mi?
\n\u201cHay\u0131r!\u201d
\nSabah alt\u0131 gibi karde\u015fe telefon ettim\u2026
\nJack\u2019i soracakt\u0131m. Vicdan azab\u0131\u2026
\nAlt\u0131 gibi bir kez daha \u00e7\u0131karmal\u0131yd\u0131m, yoktu halim\u2026
\nDedi a\u011fabey arabaya randevu ald\u0131m \u2026 otob\u00fcsle falan geri d\u00f6nmeyi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcm\u2026
\nHi\u00e7 izin verir miyim?
\nTa nereler(!)<\/p>\n
Adam bakt\u0131 etti, her \u015fey normal\u2026
\nDedi ki\u2026
\n\u201cBu arabalarda y\u00e2rim litre kadar ya\u011f harcanabilir. Arada bak\u0131p eksi\u011fi telafi etmeniz gerekir!\u201d
\nBak ya bakkk\u2026
\nBu s\u0131cakta, d\u00fcnya yol teptim\u2026
\nNe i\u00e7in?
\nDelirtecekler beni kar\u0131 \u2013 koca\u2026
\nAraba kullan\u0131yorlar, deyince ya\u011f kaybediyor, bende ger\u00e7ekten ya\u011f kaybediyor sand\u0131m\u2026
\nYa araba bu araba\u2026
\nBen bilmem mi bu aptal\u0131, ya\u011f\u0131 orada de\u011fi\u015ftirtecek\u2026
\nBu durumu \u00f6nlemek i\u00e7in ondan evvel davrand\u0131m sordum ka\u00e7a?
\n180 dedi!<\/p>\n
\u00d6rne\u011fin git PitStop\u2019a\u2026
\nHer \u015fey i\u00e7inde 100 Euro, 80 cepte kal\u0131yor\u2026
\nVicdan azab\u0131 dedikte, belki hat\u0131rlayan\u0131n\u0131z olacakt\u0131r\u2026
\nDemi\u015ftim \u00d6nder galiba buldu vidan\u0131n yerini\u2026
\nBa\u015fka bir zamana ama\u2026
\nHypothalamus ile de ilgili bence\u2026
\nKESIN OLAN bu s\u0131cak havalarda\u2026
\nKulak memesi, Hypothalamus\u2019a en yak\u0131n yer\u2026
\nOraya bir buz par\u00e7as\u0131 tut yeniden d\u00fcnyaya gel bu havalarda!<\/p>\n
Not:
\nVantilat\u00f6r benzeri\u2026
\nVantilat\u00f6r so\u011futmaz, v\u00fccut \u0131s\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 sizden uzakla\u015ft\u0131r\u0131yor\u2026
\nAlg\u0131\u2026
\nSanki so\u011futuyormu\u015f gibi!<\/p>\n
Hypothalamus\u2019un bir\u00e7ok g\u00f6revi var bunlar aras\u0131nda \u0131s\u0131 reg\u00fclasyonu yani d\u00fczenlemesi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Anlatay\u0131m da g\u00f6r\u2026 G\u00fcler misin a\u011flar m\u0131s\u0131n bilmem AMA \u00f6nce dinlenmem laz\u0131m\u2026 SONRA! Kar\u0131 milleti ya kar\u0131\u2026 Vallahi billahi atalar do\u011fru s\u00f6ylemi\u015f\u2026 Sa\u00e7\u0131 uzun akl\u0131 k\u0131sa! Ancak erkekte \u00f6yle e\u011fer\u2026 Tecr\u00fcbe, deneyim yoksa\u2026 YOK\u2026 \u0130kisinin birbirinden fark\u0131. Karde\u015f ve arabas\u0131\u2026 \u201cAma a\u011fabey benim di\u011fer arabalar\u0131mda b\u00f6yle bir sorun yoktu ki!\u201d Manyak\u2026 Geri zek\u00e2l\u0131 senin O … <\/p>\n