{"id":25468,"date":"2019-07-17T11:56:17","date_gmt":"2019-07-17T11:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=25468"},"modified":"2019-07-17T12:10:03","modified_gmt":"2019-07-17T12:10:03","slug":"duenyada-ne-kadar-manyak-varsa-benim-basimda-allah-belami-versin-yalanim-varsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=25468","title":{"rendered":"D\u00fcnyada ne kadar manyak varsa benim ba\u015f\u0131mda, Allah belam\u0131 versin yalan\u0131m varsa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Biraz ay\u0131p kacak\u2026<br \/>\nAma\u2026<br \/>\nBilginiz olsun diye; g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcmde a\u011fz\u0131m a\u00e7\u0131k kald\u0131 yeminle\u2026<br \/>\nO kadar \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m ki anlatamam!<\/p>\n<p>Jack\u2026<br \/>\nAyn\u0131 ben, sesi solu\u011fu \u00e7\u0131kmazsa\u2026<br \/>\nANLA\u2026<br \/>\nKurcal\u0131yor bir \u015feyler\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nYaramazl\u0131k pe\u015finde.<\/p>\n<p>Ya herife tasma yeti\u015ftiremiyoruz\u2026<br \/>\nLeblebi \u00e7ekirdek yer gibi tasma kemiriyor\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ok g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fc kuvvetli, bir atak yapsa kopacak\u2026<br \/>\nAllahtan tamir edebiliyorum, sanayi makineleri. Tak diye, sanki yepyeni.<\/p>\n<p>Ayni ben dedikte\u2026<br \/>\nYeminle\u2026<br \/>\nDemin gittim gezdireyim diye, bizimki somuncu\u2026<br \/>\nKuru ekmek biriktiriyorum ona \u015fapur \u015fupur yiyor vallahi\u2026<br \/>\nVerdim bir tane, kemiriyordu ki\u2026<br \/>\nTar\u00e7\u0131nin sesi geldi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7a\u011f\u0131rd\u0131m geldi\u2026<br \/>\nKedi \u2013 k\u00f6pek derler ya (\u2026)<br \/>\nKocaman bir yalan, beraber b\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fcler bir g\u00fczel oynuyorlar\u2026<br \/>\nTar\u00e7\u0131n merak etmi\u015f olmal\u0131 a\u011fz\u0131ndaki ne diye\u2026<br \/>\nBizimki\u2026<br \/>\nAld\u0131 alt\u0131na, \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 \u00fcst\u00fcne\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nAptal aptal bak\u0131yorum ne oluyor diye\u2026<br \/>\nUlan TAM\u2026<br \/>\nBir ba\u011f\u0131rd\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nVay sap\u0131klar vay!<\/p>\n<p>Ald\u0131 beni bir korku, ulan bu it cinsi sap\u0131k m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>Bizim kom\u015fu, karde\u015fin kom\u015fusu daha do\u011frusu\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6rd\u00fcm yolda, anlatt\u0131m olay\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nDedi: \u201cNORMAL!\u201d<br \/>\nBabas\u0131 polis k\u00f6pe\u011fi yeti\u015ftiricisiydi\u2026<br \/>\n50 seneden beri k\u00f6pekler ile i\u00e7 i\u00e7iler\u2026<br \/>\nVay ba\u015f\u0131ma, vayyy<br \/>\nBir ya\u015f\u0131ma daha girdim, hi\u00e7 g\u00f6rmemi\u015ftim b\u00f6ylesini.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Biraz ay\u0131p kacak\u2026 Ama\u2026 Bilginiz olsun diye; g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcmde a\u011fz\u0131m a\u00e7\u0131k kald\u0131 yeminle\u2026 O kadar \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m ki anlatamam! Jack\u2026 Ayn\u0131 ben, sesi solu\u011fu \u00e7\u0131kmazsa\u2026 ANLA\u2026 Kurcal\u0131yor bir \u015feyler\u2026 &#x1f60a; Yaramazl\u0131k pe\u015finde. Ya herife tasma yeti\u015ftiremiyoruz\u2026 Leblebi \u00e7ekirdek yer gibi tasma kemiriyor\u2026 \u00c7ok g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fc kuvvetli, bir atak yapsa kopacak\u2026 Allahtan tamir edebiliyorum, sanayi makineleri. Tak diye, sanki &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=25468\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eD\u00fcnyada ne kadar manyak varsa benim ba\u015f\u0131mda, Allah belam\u0131 versin yalan\u0131m varsa\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25468"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25468"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25471,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25468\/revisions\/25471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}