{"id":25396,"date":"2019-07-15T15:09:40","date_gmt":"2019-07-15T15:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=25396"},"modified":"2019-07-15T15:39:35","modified_gmt":"2019-07-15T15:39:35","slug":"friends-in-banks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=25396","title":{"rendered":"Friends in banks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dedim ya ayakta durmaya halim yok\u2026<br \/>\nJack\u2026<br \/>\nBir atak yapt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nYuvarland\u0131m \u0131s\u0131rganlar\u0131n i\u00e7ine\u2026<br \/>\nNedir benim bu bitmez \u00e7ilem, nas\u0131l bir g\u00fcnah i\u015flemi\u015f olmal\u0131y\u0131m, nas\u0131l bir vebal alt\u0131na girdim\u2026<br \/>\nKimin\u2026<br \/>\nKimlerin bedduas\u0131n\u0131 ald\u0131m?<br \/>\nBilmiyorum!<\/p>\n<p>Tahmin ediyorum ama bilmiyorum.<\/p>\n<p>Bak piyasan\u0131n haline, d\u00f6vize\u2026<br \/>\nAlt\u0131na, tatil olmas\u0131na ra\u011fmen bir garip\u2026<br \/>\nBorsa kapal\u0131 olmal\u0131, t\u0131k yok, t\u0131k.<\/p>\n<p>Haberlere bakmad\u0131m, d\u00fcn \u015fehit verdi\u011fimiz yi\u011fitlerden ba\u015fkacas\u0131 var mi bilmiyorum\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130n a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 \u00e7\u0131k yukar\u0131 iki y\u00fcz bilmem ka\u00e7 g\u00f6t k\u0131l\u0131ndan ba\u015fka s\u00f6z edilen yok\u2026<br \/>\nSiiiktirin len oradan, g\u00f6t veren zibidiler s\u00fcr\u00fcs\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nHadi yallah, anan\u0131z\u0131n bilmem neresine kadar yolunuz var!<\/p>\n<p>Y\u00fckselen d\u00f6viz demek y\u00fckselen bor\u00e7 demek\u2026<br \/>\nAyn\u0131 zamanda\u2026<br \/>\nArtan enflasyon, bak bakal\u0131m Tayyip istatistiklerine\u2026<br \/>\nYans\u0131t\u0131yor mu bu ger\u00e7e\u011fi?<\/p>\n<p>Ama konumuz Tayyipistan de\u011fil Almanya\u2026<br \/>\nDeutsche Bank mesela\u2026<br \/>\nNe dedim hep, neydi iddiam?<br \/>\nHocalar\u0131mdan kimileri banka \u2013 sigorta y\u00f6netim kurulu \u00fcyeleri\u2026<br \/>\nHAYATIN bizzat-i kendisi\u2026<br \/>\nBug\u00fcne kadar ka\u00e7 y\u00f6netim kurulu ba\u015fkan\u0131 de\u011fi\u015ftirildi O kurumda bu zamana de\u011fin?<br \/>\n&gt; gir bak ar\u015fivlerime bu konuda ne yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m? &lt;<br \/>\nInvestment Banking \u00f6yle mi?<\/p>\n<p>Paran\u0131n bol, ekonominin iyi oldu\u011fu zamanlarda\u2026<br \/>\nB.k gibi para!<\/p>\n<p>Kimdi, neydi devletleri, toplumlar\u0131 ayakta tutan?<br \/>\nSen, ben, O\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cYani k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck, sokaktaki adam\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ve yine kimdi, neydi toplumlar\u0131n emniyet sibopu?<br \/>\nM\u00fcmk\u00fcn mertebe geni\u015f tabanl\u0131 orta s\u0131n\u0131f cemiyet, cemaati.<\/p>\n<p>Nerede kaldi bu orta sinif diye tabir edilen kitle\u2026<br \/>\nTayyipistanda kalmad\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAlmanya\u2019da gittik\u00e7e erimekte\u2026<br \/>\nBak sen \u015fu Allah\u2019\u0131n i\u015fine\u2026<br \/>\nBANKALAR\u2026<br \/>\n&gt; Sokaktaki adam\u0131, orta s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131 tekrar kesif etti &lt;<\/p>\n<p>Tabii i\u015fler kesat\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcnya sars\u0131l\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcd\u00fckleyecek bir \u015feyler laz\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6n\u00fcll\u00fc \u00e7ok\u2026<br \/>\nKendini d\u00fcd\u00fckletecek!!!<\/p>\n<p>Bak karde\u015fim, kendimi bir b.k sand\u0131\u011f\u0131m yok\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<br \/>\nAllah var yukar\u0131da\u2026<br \/>\nBana \u00f6yle \u015feyler nasip etti \u00f6yle \u015feyler ya\u015fatt\u0131 ki\u2026<br \/>\nInan, bir kez daha yazacak olsam binlerce sayfa\u2026<br \/>\nVar bir o kadar daha\u2026<br \/>\nBelki sen anlam\u0131yorsun ama veriyorum bir\u00e7ok perde arkas\u0131 bilgisi\u2026<br \/>\nPek \u00e7akt\u0131rmadan, bazen sadece y\u00e2rim yamalak ki d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnesin ne demek istedi bu \u00e7eyrek\u2026<br \/>\nBanks Always Win<br \/>\nBe\u015f soru ile sadece be\u015f soru ile\u2026<br \/>\nThe Big Five\u2026<br \/>\nSENIN\u2026<br \/>\nRuhunu okuyorlar, nas\u0131l bir insan oldu\u011funu anl\u0131yorlar\u2026<br \/>\nPsikolojik testler\u2026<br \/>\nKendim \u00e7ok \u201cuygulad\u0131m\u201d, bu testler neticesinde elaman ald\u0131k i\u015fe\u2026<br \/>\nAma asla bilin\u00e7li olarak kendi \u00fczerimde uygulanmas\u0131na izin vermedim.<\/p>\n<p>Internet sap\u0131klar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nCep manyaklar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nVe banka g\u00f6n\u00fcll\u00fc k\u00f6leleri, \u00f6rne\u011fin Online Banking\u2026<br \/>\nAlmanya\u2019da yeni bir uygulama\u2026<br \/>\nBankada\u2026<br \/>\nDost edin, senin i\u00e7in var olan \u201cger\u00e7ek\u201d dostun\u2026<br \/>\nNerede?<br \/>\nBankada!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131nda sana do\u011fru yol g\u00f6sterecek, bilgisiyle sana y\u00e2rdim edecek\u2026<br \/>\nSen desene \u015funa\u2026<br \/>\nSeni\u2026<br \/>\nUsul\u00fcne uygun becerecek\u2026<br \/>\nKime bug\u00fcne kadar nasip olmu\u015f dost, ger\u00e7ek dost\u2026<br \/>\nDarda\u2026<br \/>\nSana el uzatan, ulan seninle yata\u011fa giren aldat\u0131yor, kand\u0131r\u0131yor seni\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsanlar bu \u00e7a\u011fda anas\u0131na, babas\u0131na g\u00fcvenemez olmu\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015fine, kar\u0131nda\u015f\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nEl \u00e2lem, hem de banka \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan\u0131 dost olacak sana!?<\/p>\n<p>\u00dcSTELIK\u2026<br \/>\nEn iyisini en sona saklad\u0131m, en \u201cg\u00fczelini\u201d<br \/>\nBanka ONLINE\u2026<br \/>\nOn \u00fczeri soru y\u00f6neltiyorlar sana, ON TANE\u2026<br \/>\nO kadar masum sorular ki o kadar olur\u2026<br \/>\nIMKANI YOK \u015e\u00dcPHELENMESIN\u2026<br \/>\nUlan\u2026<br \/>\nHerifler be\u015f soru ile k.\u00e7\u0131ndaki donun rengini anl\u0131yorlar\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nBankalar sana on \u00fczeri soru soracak\u2026<br \/>\nEee-na-yiii seni!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dedim ya ayakta durmaya halim yok\u2026 Jack\u2026 Bir atak yapt\u0131\u2026 Yuvarland\u0131m \u0131s\u0131rganlar\u0131n i\u00e7ine\u2026 Nedir benim bu bitmez \u00e7ilem, nas\u0131l bir g\u00fcnah i\u015flemi\u015f olmal\u0131y\u0131m, nas\u0131l bir vebal alt\u0131na girdim\u2026 Kimin\u2026 Kimlerin bedduas\u0131n\u0131 ald\u0131m? Bilmiyorum! Tahmin ediyorum ama bilmiyorum. Bak piyasan\u0131n haline, d\u00f6vize\u2026 Alt\u0131na, tatil olmas\u0131na ra\u011fmen bir garip\u2026 Borsa kapal\u0131 olmal\u0131, t\u0131k yok, t\u0131k. Haberlere bakmad\u0131m, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=25396\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eFriends in banks\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25396"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25396"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25404,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25396\/revisions\/25404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}