{"id":25394,"date":"2019-07-15T13:44:08","date_gmt":"2019-07-15T13:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=25394"},"modified":"2019-07-15T13:44:08","modified_gmt":"2019-07-15T13:44:08","slug":"ve-kabak-bir-kez-daha-basima-patladi-fatura-bana-kesildi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=25394","title":{"rendered":"Ve kabak bir kez daha ba\u015f\u0131ma patlad\u0131, fatura bana kesildi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Koca kafal\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nVe koca kafal\u0131 sen istemesen de\u2026<br \/>\nGer\u00e7i\u2026<br \/>\nZaten soran da yok sana\u2026<br \/>\nDahil ediyorlar ister istemez seni kendi sorunlar\u0131na.<\/p>\n<p>Jack\u2026<br \/>\nVefak\u00e2r dostum, d\u00f6rt ayakl\u0131s\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKald\u0131k yine senin ile ba\u015f ba\u015fa.<\/p>\n<p>Karde\u015f ve hayvanat bah\u00e7esi, kendisi gibi, \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 gibi\u2026<br \/>\nHayvanlarda bir cins\u2026<br \/>\nAsl\u0131nda yazacakt\u0131m arkada\u015f meselesini, bankac\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131, ekonomiyi\u2026<br \/>\nJack\u2019in gelmi\u015ftir bir \u015feyleri, gitmem laz\u0131m yani\u2026<br \/>\nBelki sonra veya yar\u0131na, berbat\u0131m berbat\u2026<br \/>\nNe g\u00f6ren var ne soran var halimi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder\u2026<br \/>\nYapar nas\u0131lsa(!)<\/p>\n<p>Bak yalan\u0131m varsa Allah belam\u0131 versin dedim ya cins diye\u2026<br \/>\nJack olsun veya Tar\u00e7\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nKendisi, \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 zaten Allah\u2019\u0131n emri, koskoca kad\u0131n olmu\u015f, anne\u2026<br \/>\nGel sev beni, haydi DayDay, DaDa\u2019y\u0131 anl\u0131yorum da ya sen neyin nesisin?<br \/>\nNe zaman g\u00f6rseler beni\u2026<br \/>\nYatarlar s\u0131rt \u00fcst\u00fc, d\u00f6rtl\u00fcler yanda, g\u00f6bek meydanda\u2026<br \/>\nGel g\u0131d\u0131kla\u2026<br \/>\nArada H\u00fcrrem\u2019de gelir, sev beni.<\/p>\n<p>Dedim ya kabak yine benim ba\u015f\u0131ma patlad\u0131 diye\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fckk\u00e2n ile ilgili\u2026<br \/>\nAh \u00d6nder\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c2lem ile muhatap edecekler beni\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ranl\u0131 m\u0131d\u0131r, Irakl\u0131 m\u0131?<br \/>\nGeberemedin gitti.<\/p>\n<p>Anlat\u0131r\u0131m sonra\u2026<br \/>\nKoca kafal\u0131 salak seni\u2026<br \/>\nE\u015fek, e\u015fek\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan e\u015fek olunca semer vuran \u00e7ok olurmu\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nSevdiklerim, de\u011fer verdiklerim\u2026<br \/>\nRaz\u0131y\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nE\u015fekli\u011fe, hal olsa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Koca kafal\u0131\u2026 Ve koca kafal\u0131 sen istemesen de\u2026 Ger\u00e7i\u2026 Zaten soran da yok sana\u2026 Dahil ediyorlar ister istemez seni kendi sorunlar\u0131na. Jack\u2026 Vefak\u00e2r dostum, d\u00f6rt ayakl\u0131s\u0131\u2026 Kald\u0131k yine senin ile ba\u015f ba\u015fa. Karde\u015f ve hayvanat bah\u00e7esi, kendisi gibi, \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 gibi\u2026 Hayvanlarda bir cins\u2026 Asl\u0131nda yazacakt\u0131m arkada\u015f meselesini, bankac\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131, ekonomiyi\u2026 Jack\u2019in gelmi\u015ftir bir \u015feyleri, gitmem laz\u0131m &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=25394\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eVe kabak bir kez daha ba\u015f\u0131ma patlad\u0131, fatura bana kesildi\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25394"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25394"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25395,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25394\/revisions\/25395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}