{"id":24294,"date":"2019-06-20T10:18:41","date_gmt":"2019-06-20T10:18:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=24294"},"modified":"2019-06-20T10:19:04","modified_gmt":"2019-06-20T10:19:04","slug":"allah-inandirsin-vallahi-billahi-vakit-bulamiyorum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=24294","title":{"rendered":"Allah inand\u0131rs\u0131n, vallahi billahi vakit bulam\u0131yorum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dolar\u0131n oyunca\u011f\u0131 gibi ekonomi!<\/strong><br \/>\n12 Haziran 2019 <\/p>\n<p>Dolar fiyat\u0131, Amerika&#8217;n\u0131n S-400 f\u00fczeleri nedeniyle T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;ye ufaktan ambargo uygulamaya ba\u015flamas\u0131na ra\u011fmen fazla bir tepki g\u00f6stermiyor. Neden?Ge\u00e7ti\u011fimiz sonbaharda T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;nin ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131 ekonomik krizi atlatmas\u0131n\u0131 sa\u011flayacak program a\u00e7\u0131kland\u0131. Hedefler konuldu, bombo\u015f, hi\u00e7bir numaras\u0131 olmayan bir paket a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131.<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nYaln\u0131z orada ilgin\u00e7 bir ipucu vard\u0131. B\u00fct\u00fcn hedefler dolar kuruna ba\u011fl\u0131yd\u0131. Programa g\u00f6re 2019 y\u0131l\u0131nda dolar kuru ortalamas\u0131 5.60&#8217;da kalmal\u0131yd\u0131. Ayn\u0131 hesaplamayla dolar kuru tahmini 2020&#8217;de 6.00 lira, 2021&#8217;de 6.20 lira olarak \u00f6ng\u00f6r\u00fcld\u00fc.<br \/>\nY\u0131lba\u015f\u0131ndan bug\u00fcne kadar dolar kuru ortalamas\u0131 ne kadar? Tam 5.61 lira\u2026 Bunun anlam\u0131 ne? Dolar kuru hedeflenen ortalaman\u0131n \u00fczerine daha haziran ay\u0131nda \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f.<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nHedeflerin tutmas\u0131 i\u00e7in ya h\u0131zla 5.60 d\u00fczeyine inilecek. Ya da yak\u0131n\u0131nda tutulmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131lacak. E\u011fer daha da artarsa hedeflere bir kez daha elveda denilecek.<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fte bu nedenle Merkez Bankas\u0131 dolar sata sata rezervlerini bitirdi. Hatta kendine ait olmayan rezerv stokuna girip \u201ceksi rezerv\u201d ile m\u00fcdahaleye devam etti.<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nNe pahas\u0131na olursa olsun bu seviyeler korunmal\u0131. Dolar 5.60 seviyesi civar\u0131nda tutulmal\u0131. \u00d6ncelikle matemati\u011fi bilen, ekonomiyi okuyabilen yabanc\u0131lar\u0131 piyasadan uzakla\u015ft\u0131rmak gerekiyordu ki, T\u00fcrk Liras\u0131&#8217;nda al\u0131p sat\u0131p oynakl\u0131\u011fa neden olmas\u0131nlar.<br \/>\nBu mevcut d\u00f6viz rezervleri ile yap\u0131lacak i\u015f de\u011fildi. T\u00fcrkiye, bir gecede kurallar\u0131 de\u011fi\u015ftirip serbest piyasa ekonomisinden vazge\u00e7ti. Faizleri y\u00fczde 1600 seviyesine \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131p yabanc\u0131lar\u0131n zarar etmeden T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;den \u00e7\u0131kmas\u0131na izin vermedi.<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\n\u0130yi de bu yabanc\u0131 paraya \u00e7ok ihtiyac\u0131m\u0131z var ciddi anlamda\u2026 Y\u0131llard\u0131r gelirken iyiydi\u2026 Se\u00e7im \u00f6ncesi giderken d\u0131\u015f mihrak damgas\u0131n\u0131 yedi. Bug\u00fcn i\u00e7in tamam da yar\u0131n ihtiyac\u0131m\u0131z oldu\u011funda, hadi gel art\u0131k dersen gelecek mi?<br \/>\nPara silaht\u0131r ama siyaset, teti\u011fi ne zaman \u00e7ekece\u011fini bilmektir. Bizimkiler kur\u015funlar\u0131n\u0131 hep bo\u015fa harcad\u0131. Haliyle yabanc\u0131lar b\u00fct\u00fcn ilgilerini kaybettiler T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;ye\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nYabanc\u0131 yat\u0131r\u0131mc\u0131 olmazsa dolar h\u0131zl\u0131 hareket edemez. Kurlarda daha fazla kontrol sa\u011flanabilir. Bunu ba\u015fard\u0131lar, tamam da bizim ihtiyac\u0131m\u0131z daha \u00e7ok yabanc\u0131 sermaye\u2026<br \/>\nElimizde kald\u0131 yerli yat\u0131r\u0131mc\u0131. Ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 d\u00f6vizin bir k\u0131sm\u0131 tekrar Merkez Bankas\u0131&#8217;na munzam kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131k olarak gidiyor. Merkez Bankas\u0131&#8217;n\u0131n d\u00f6viz satarken kimin olup olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131na bile bakm\u0131yor. \u015eimdilik bu sistem kendini besliyor.<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nBunun nereye kadar b\u00f6yle gidece\u011fini s\u00f6ylemek kolay de\u011fil ama Amerika ambargolar\u0131 art\u0131r\u0131rsa yurtd\u0131\u015f\u0131ndan b\u0131rak\u0131n bor\u00e7 bulmay\u0131, bor\u00e7lar\u0131n d\u00f6nmesi bile zorla\u015facak.<br \/>\nBu ne demek? Bir y\u0131l i\u00e7erisinde d\u00f6nd\u00fcr\u00fclmesi gereken 170 milyar dolar varken T\u00fcrkiye \u201cnet bor\u00e7 \u00f6deyen\u201d \u00fclke olarak konumlanacak. Paray\u0131 nereden bulacak? \u015eu an uygulanan sistem t\u0131kanacak.<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nPiyasalar benim size anlatt\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131 akl\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131nda her ekonomistin d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnebilece\u011fini bildikleri i\u00e7in \u201cherhalde bir uzla\u015fmaya var\u0131l\u0131r\u201d umutlar\u0131n\u0131 koruyorlar.<br \/>\n\u0130yi de bunlar\u0131 g\u00f6rebilselerdi ne derdimiz vard\u0131 Suriye ile? Oturur muyduk 4 milyon Suriyeli m\u00fclteciyle? Hadi hepsinden ge\u00e7tim, ekonomi nas\u0131l d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc bu hallere?<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2019\/yazarlar\/murat-muratoglu\/dolarin-oyuncagi-gibi-ekonomi-5115134\/<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u0130stanbul\u2019u Binali\u2019ye yedirmezler<\/strong><br \/>\n12 Haziran 2019 <\/p>\n<p>Sevgili okurlar\u0131m, 23 Haziran g\u00fcn\u00fcn\u00fc merakla bekliyoruz. Bu i\u015f art\u0131k \u0130stanbul B\u00fcy\u00fck\u015fehir&#8217;in de\u011fil, T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;nin genel se\u00e7imine d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc.<br \/>\nBinali Y\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131m bir kez daha yitirdi\u011fi takdirde siyaset tarihimizin karanl\u0131klar\u0131na g\u00f6m\u00fcl\u00fcp ortal\u0131ktan kaybolacak.<br \/>\nDaha \u00f6nce, 2014 yerel se\u00e7imlerinde partisinin \u0130zmir B\u00fcy\u00fck\u015fehir aday\u0131 olmu\u015ftu.<br \/>\nYenilgiye u\u011frad\u0131, nasihat ald\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nSe\u00e7ilemedi.<br \/>\nDemek ki i\u015fi s\u0131raya bindirmi\u015f!<br \/>\n\u0130zmir olmazsa \u0130stanbul, o da olmazsa, B\u00fcy\u00fck\u015fehir olsun veya olmas\u0131n herhangi bir belediye ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131!..<br \/>\nBug\u00fcne kadar (milletvekilli\u011fi d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda) her yere atanarak geldi\u2026<br \/>\nBa\u015fka bir deyi\u015fle hep haz\u0131ra kondu.<br \/>\nKendisine Recep Bey taraf\u0131ndan ikram edilen koltuklara \u00e7\u00f6kt\u00fc.<br \/>\nUla\u015ft\u0131rma Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131, Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k ve Meclis Ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eimdi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncesi de\u011fi\u015fmi\u015f olsa gerek ki, herhangi bir yere se\u00e7ilerek gelmek istiyor!<br \/>\n\u0130stanbul B\u00fcy\u00fck\u015fehir Belediye Ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131na!<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nBiraz zor ama varsayal\u0131m se\u00e7ildi\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130stanbul B\u00fcy\u00fck\u015fehir dedi\u011finiz yer dev bir kurulu\u015f. Ba\u015f\u0131 sonu yok, elindeki maddi ve manevi olanaklar\u0131n ucu buca\u011f\u0131 yok.<br \/>\n\u00dcstelik bir de belediye \u015firketleri var ki, onlar daha beter.<br \/>\nEllerinde yine sonsuz para, yanda\u015flara aktar\u0131lan sonsuz kaynaklar\u2026<br \/>\nVe bu harcamalar en ufak bir denetime tabi de\u011fil.<br \/>\n\u0130stanbul halk\u0131n\u0131n paras\u0131 bu yolla yanda\u015f vak\u0131flara, derneklere ve cemaatlere hortumlan\u0131rken hesab\u0131n\u0131 soran yok.<br \/>\nBu rezaletin ceremesini ise \u0130stanbul&#8217;da ya\u015fayan 16 milyon insan\u0131m\u0131z \u00e7ekiyor.<br \/>\nKaz\u0131\u011f\u0131 as\u0131l yiyen onlar.<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nEvet, varsayal\u0131m ki belediyecilikte hi\u00e7bir deneyimi olmayan Binali Y\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131m 23 Haziran&#8217;da b\u00fcy\u00fck bir performans sergileyip se\u00e7imi kazand\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nVe \u0130stanbul B\u00fcy\u00fck\u015fehir&#8217;in ba\u015f\u0131na ge\u00e7ip oturdu.<br \/>\nKimse kusura bakmas\u0131n da, \u0130stanbul&#8217;un ucu buca\u011f\u0131 olmayan muazzam rant\u0131n\u0131 bu beyefendiye yedirmezler.<br \/>\nKim yedirmez?<br \/>\nYanda\u015f yamyamlar!<br \/>\nPe\u015fke\u015f d\u00fczeninden, d\u00fczmece ve g\u00f6stermelik ihalelerden yemlenen asalak kesim onun etraf\u0131n\u0131 hemen sar\u0131p \u015fimdi oldu\u011fu gibi hortumlar\u0131n muslu\u011funu sonuna kadar a\u00e7acakt\u0131r.<br \/>\nUnutmayal\u0131m, s\u00f6z konusu vurguncu kesim son derece g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fcd\u00fcr.<br \/>\nKollar\u0131 devlet kurumlar\u0131 dahil her yeri ahtapot gibi sarm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.<br \/>\nO kurumlar\u0131n en \u00f6nde geleni de \u0130stanbul B\u00fcy\u00fck\u015fehir&#8217;dir.<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nBug\u00fcne kadar \u0130BB ile ilgili y\u00fczlerce yolsuzluk ger\u00e7ekleri ortaya konuldu.<br \/>\n\u00dcstelik bunlar\u0131n tamam\u0131 belgeli idi.<br \/>\nBinali Y\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131m&#8217;\u0131n bu konularda bir kez olsun a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131, \u201cBunlar yaland\u0131r, palavrad\u0131r\u201d dedi\u011fini hi\u00e7 duydunuz mu!<br \/>\nAyr\u0131ca belirteyim, bu beyefendinin \u00f6nemli bir hatas\u0131 ve yanl\u0131\u015f\u0131 daha var:<br \/>\nKendi s\u00f6zlerine, kendi s\u00f6ylediklerine sahip \u00e7\u0131kam\u0131yor ve arkas\u0131nda duram\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nSize somut bir \u00f6rnek vereyim:<br \/>\n31 Mart sonras\u0131nda \u0130stanbul se\u00e7imi Yanda\u015f Se\u00e7im Kurulu (YSK) taraf\u0131ndan iptal edildikten sonra, partisinin durumunu kendince kurtarmak ve bu komediye gerek\u00e7e \u00fcretebilmek amac\u0131yla \u201c\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc oylar\u0131m\u0131z \u00e7al\u0131nm\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u201d diyen kendisidir.<br \/>\nDevletin en y\u00fcksek makamlar\u0131nda bulunmu\u015f bir \u015fah\u0131s b\u00f6yle bir iddiay\u0131 piyasaya s\u00fcrd\u00fckten sonra arkas\u0131nda durmaz ve elindeki kan\u0131tlar\u0131 ortaya koymaz m\u0131!<br \/>\nSadece bu kadar\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yleyip ortal\u0131\u011f\u0131 buland\u0131rd\u0131 ve sonra aradan \u00e7ekildi.<br \/>\nOylar nas\u0131l, nerede ve kimler taraf\u0131ndan \u00e7al\u0131nm\u0131\u015ft\u0131?<br \/>\nYan\u0131t veremedi \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc oylar \u00e7al\u0131nmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131. Amac\u0131 se\u00e7imi yeniletip \u015fans\u0131n\u0131 bir kez daha denemekti!<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\n\u015eimdi \u0130stanbul halk\u0131na bir s\u00fcr\u00fc anlams\u0131z, tutars\u0131z, ciddiyetten yoksun vaatlerde bulunuyor.<br \/>\nHepsi ger\u00e7ek d\u0131\u015f\u0131d\u0131r.<br \/>\nYapaca\u011f\u0131 fazla bir \u015fey olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bizlerden \u00e7ok daha iyi bilmektedir.<br \/>\nAtaca\u011f\u0131 en olumlu ad\u0131m h\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131klar\u0131, vurgunlar\u0131 ve pe\u015fke\u015fleri durdurmakt\u0131r ki, bunu yapmas\u0131na zaten izin vermezler\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc kazand\u0131\u011f\u0131 takdirde \u0130stanbul B\u00fcy\u00fck\u015fehir&#8217;i Binali Bey y\u00f6netmeyecektir.<br \/>\nB\u00f6ylesine bir rant kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 tutmu\u015f olan yamyamlar, a\u011f\u0131zlar\u0131ndaki b\u00fcy\u00fck lokmalar\u0131 kolay kapt\u0131rmaz.<br \/>\nE\u011fer kimin y\u00f6netece\u011fini, kararlar\u0131n kim taraf\u0131ndan verilece\u011fini merak ediyorsan\u0131z!..<br \/>\nOnu da siz bulun!<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2019\/yazarlar\/emin-colasan\/istanbulu-binaliye-yedirmezler-5114987\/<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ordu valisi filan\u2026<\/strong><br \/>\n19 Haziran 2019 <\/p>\n<p>Akp&#8217;nin en g\u00f6zde valisi, Adana valisi vatanda\u015fa \u201cgavat\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nBursa valisi, Denizli valisi, Bal\u0131kesir valisi, TC&#8217;yi kald\u0131rd\u0131.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u015e\u0131rnak valisi, Apo&#8217;yu tebrik etti, \u201cciddi gayretleri olan Abdullah \u00d6calan&#8217;\u0131 takdirle kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131yorum\u201d dedi.<br \/>\nKilis valisi, Akt\u00fct\u00fcn karakolundaki 15 \u015fehidimizi topra\u011fa verdi\u011fimiz g\u00fcn, Binali Y\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131m&#8217;la birlikte, Akp milletvekilinin o\u011flunun stadyumdaki s\u00fcnnet d\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcne kat\u0131ld\u0131, Akp amblemli pasta kesti.<br \/>\nAmasya valisi \u201cbu memleketi kazan\u0131rken \u00e7ok \u015fehitler verdik, kaybederken de mutlaka \u015fehitlerimiz olacakt\u0131r\u201d dedi!<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nAkp valileri, bile bile PKK&#8217;ya g\u00f6z yumdu\u2026 A\u00e7\u0131l\u0131m s\u00fcrecinde, T\u00fcrk Silahl\u0131 Kuvvetleri operasyon taleplerinde bulundu, Akp valileri izin vermedi. Bizzat asr\u0131n liderimiz itiraf etti, \u201cvalilerimiz verdi\u011fimiz talimat gere\u011fi operasyonlara girmiyordu\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nAfyon valisi, 25 \u015fehit morgta yatarken, Akp&#8217;nin genelkurmay ba\u015fkan\u0131na \u201ctan\u0131t\u0131m potansiyeli olan pop\u00fcler ki\u015fi\u201d diyerek, sucuk ve kilim hediye etti.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nKayseri valisi, 30 A\u011fustos resepsiyonunda Onuncu Y\u0131l Mar\u015f\u0131 yerine, Akp&#8217;nin se\u00e7im \u015fark\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7ald\u0131rd\u0131.<br \/>\nAmasya valisi, 29 Ekim resepsiyonunu pastanede yapt\u0131.<br \/>\n\u0130zmir valisi, 9 Eyl\u00fcl resepsiyonuna kat\u0131lmad\u0131, onun yerine, Akp il ba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131n k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131n d\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcne gitti.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nSiirt valisi, ABD ba\u015fkan\u0131na tweet att\u0131, \u201cben T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;denim, Siirt valisiyim, sizi seviyorum, hayat\u0131n\u0131z ve ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z \u00e7ok ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131, ben de sizin gibi olmay\u0131 umut ediyorum\u201d dedi.<br \/>\nElaz\u0131\u011f valisi \u201cAmerika ba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda haz\u0131r duran ba\u015fbakan istemiyorum, van m\u00fcn\u00fct diyen ba\u015fbakan istiyorum\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nK\u0131rklareli valisi \u201cDemokrat parti&#8217;nin CHP&#8217;yi kapatmamas\u0131 en b\u00fcy\u00fck talihsizlik\u201d dedi.<br \/>\nTunceli valisi, Akp&#8217;ye oy toplamak i\u00e7in elektri\u011fi, suyu olmayan k\u00f6ylere buzdolab\u0131, \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131r makinesi da\u011f\u0131tt\u0131, valili\u011fin depolar\u0131nda Akp pankartlar\u0131 bulundu.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nEdirne valisi \u201cdev tesis\u201d olarak \u201cyalak\u201d a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131 yapt\u0131, sayg\u0131 duru\u015fu ve \u0130stiklal Mar\u015f\u0131&#8217;n\u0131n okunmas\u0131ndan sonra yalak&#8217;\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131nda konu\u015fma yapan Edirne valisi \u201cbu yalaktan su i\u00e7en hayvanlar\u0131n s\u00fct verimi artacak\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nErzurum valisi \u201cdev tesis\u201d olarak mezarl\u0131ktaki hizmet binas\u0131n\u0131n a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131n\u0131 yapt\u0131, mezarl\u0131kta kurdele kesen Erzurum valisi \u201co kadar nezih bir mekan ki, insan\u0131n \u00f6lesi geliyor\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nIsparta valisi \u00f6zel u\u00e7akla Kayseri&#8217;ye gitti, Kayseri valisiyle birlikte kuaf\u00f6r a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131 yapt\u0131lar.<br \/>\nOsmaniye valisi pastane a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131 yapt\u0131, \u201cOsmaniyemiz g\u00fcn ge\u00e7tik\u00e7e b\u00fcy\u00fcyor, yeni yeni markalar i\u00e7in cazip hale geliyor, pastanemizin her \u015feyin en g\u00fczeline lay\u0131k olan Osmaniye halk\u0131na en iyi imkanlar\u0131 sunaca\u011f\u0131na inan\u0131yorum, pastanemizin Osmaniye \u015fubesinin sahibi \u0130clal han\u0131mefendiye te\u015fekk\u00fcr ediyorum\u201d dedi, kurdeleyi kestikten sonra, \u0130clal han\u0131mefendiyle birlikte pastaneyi gezdi, pastalar hakk\u0131nda bilgi ald\u0131.<br \/>\nManisa valisi, Turgutlu il\u00e7esine hay\u0131rl\u0131 olmas\u0131 dile\u011fiyle, \u015falgam suyu d\u00fckkan\u0131n\u0131n a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131n\u0131 yapt\u0131.<br \/>\nMardin valisi, resmi incelemeler i\u00e7in gitti\u011fi Nusaybin&#8217;de elektronik ma\u011fazas\u0131n\u0131n a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131n\u0131 yapt\u0131.<br \/>\n\u00c7orum valisi, \u00c7ank\u0131r\u0131 valisi, Afyon valisi, \u00fc\u00e7\u00fc birden Osmanc\u0131k&#8217;ta market a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131 yapt\u0131, kurdeleyi \u00fc\u00e7\u00fc ayn\u0131 anda kesti.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nNev\u015fehir valisi, umumi tuvalet a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131 yapt\u0131, tuvaletin kurdelesini t\u00f6renle kestikten sonra, tuvaletleri ve lavabolar\u0131 inceledi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nKilis&#8217;e I\u015e\u0130D f\u00fczeleri d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc, 22 insan\u0131m\u0131z hayat\u0131n\u0131 kaybetti, Kilis valisi bilimsel bir izahta bulundu, \u201cbu roketlerin buraya d\u00fc\u015fmesi ele\u015ftiriliyor, tabii ki d\u00fc\u015fecek, havada m\u0131 kalacak, yer\u00e7ekimi var\u201d dedi. Bilahare, daha bilimsel bir izahta bulundu, \u201cs\u00fcpermen de\u011filim, roketleri havada yakalayamam\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n12 bin y\u0131ll\u0131k Hasankeyf, baraj sular\u0131n\u0131n alt\u0131nda kald\u0131, Batman valisi \u201ckaybettiklerimizden \u00e7ok kazand\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131z var, mesela bu sayede g\u00f6l kazand\u0131k, \u015fehrimiz g\u00f6le kavu\u015fmu\u015f olacak, tarihi eserler \u00fczerinde tekne turu yapaca\u011f\u0131z\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nAfyon valisi, kokteylli t\u00f6ren d\u00fczenleyerek 6&#8217;nc\u0131 icra dairesinin a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131n\u0131 yapt\u0131. Yani bi havayi fi\u015fek f\u0131rlatmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 kald\u0131\u2026 Akp iktidara geldi\u011finde Afyon&#8217;da sadece 2 tane icra dairesi vard\u0131, vatanda\u015f\u0131n bor\u00e7lar\u0131 hacizleri patlad\u0131, kokteylle 6&#8217;nc\u0131s\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nVolvo jipi olan valiye, bi tane de Mercedes S320 ald\u0131lar.<br \/>\nMercedes&#8217;i Volvo&#8217;su Mitsubishi jipi olan valiye, Volkswagen minib\u00fcs ald\u0131lar.<br \/>\nLand Cruiser jipi olan valiye, BMW 735 ald\u0131lar.<br \/>\nMercedes S320&#8217;si ve Toyota jipi olan valiye, Audi Q7 ald\u0131lar.<br \/>\nMercedes&#8217;i Hyundai jipi olan valiye, Volvo ald\u0131lar.<br \/>\nMercedes&#8217;i olan valiye, Audi A8 ald\u0131lar.<br \/>\nMercedes&#8217;i Mercedes jipi Nissan&#8217;\u0131 olan valiye, bi tane Volvo ald\u0131lar, \u00fcst\u00fcne bi tane de Audi A6 ald\u0131lar.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u201c\u0130cab\u0131nda say\u0131n valim, atlayacaks\u0131n kamyonun \u015fof\u00f6r mahalline sen gideceksin, k\u00f6m\u00fcr\u00fc sen vereceksin\u201d laf\u0131n\u0131 duyar duymaz, Elaz\u0131\u011f valisi atlad\u0131 kamyona, g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc, kendi elleriyle k\u00f6m\u00fcr torbas\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131.<br \/>\n\u201cDevletin valisi\u201d olmas\u0131 gereken I\u011fd\u0131r valisi \u201celbette iktidar\u0131n valisiyiz\u201d dedi.<br \/>\nAyd\u0131n valisi \u201cutan\u0131lacak s\u0131k\u0131lacak bi \u015fey de\u011fil, h\u00fck\u00fcmetin valisi olmaktan \u015feref duyar\u0131m\u201d dedi.<br \/>\nMu\u015f valisi, cila s\u00fcngeri getirtti, ayakkab\u0131s\u0131 tozlanan sa\u011fl\u0131k bakan\u0131n\u0131n ayakkab\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 silmeye kalk\u0131\u015ft\u0131.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nEski\u015fehir valisi, polis taraf\u0131ndan d\u00f6v\u00fcle d\u00f6v\u00fcle \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fclen Ali \u0130smail Korkmaz&#8217;\u0131n \u201carkada\u015flar\u0131 taraf\u0131ndan \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc\u201d s\u00f6yledi, bu cinayetin pe\u015fini b\u0131rakmayan gazeteci \u0130smail Saymaz&#8217;a internetten tehdit mesaj\u0131 g\u00f6nderdi, \u201crahat durmuyorsun, bir daha bu konuyu i\u015flersen adi ve \u015ferefsizsin, m\u00fcebbet bile sizi kesmez, yerin alt\u0131 da var unutma\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nT\u00fcrkiye&#8217;nin en sayg\u0131n siyaset\u00e7ilerinden Sinan O\u011fan, Yozgat&#8217;ta sald\u0131r\u0131ya u\u011frad\u0131, lin\u00e7 edilmek istendi, Yozgat valisi korteje sald\u0131ran ki\u015filerin \u201cdemokratik haklar\u0131n\u0131 kulland\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131\u201d s\u00f6yledi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nFetocular\u0131 vali yapt\u0131lar.<br \/>\nHat\u0131rlay\u0131n, Akp gazetecisi k\u00f6\u015fesinde a\u00e7\u0131k a\u00e7\u0131k yazd\u0131, \u201cne istediniz de vermedik\u201d dedi, \u201c2004&#8217;ten \u00f6nce ka\u00e7 valiniz vard\u0131, 2004&#8217;ten bu yana ka\u00e7 valiniz oldu?\u201d diye feto&#8217;ya sitem etti.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u201cFethullah G\u00fclen hocaefendi son 1000 y\u0131l\u0131n en b\u00fcy\u00fck T\u00fcrk b\u00fcy\u00fcklerinden birisidir, evrensel T\u00fcrk r\u00f6nesans\u0131n\u0131 ba\u015flatan T\u00fcrk mucizesidir, Shakespeare gibi evrenseldir, ona d\u00fc\u015fmanl\u0131k edenlerin utanmas\u0131 gerekir\u201d diyen yanda\u015f gazeteciyi \u00f6nce Akp milletvekili yapt\u0131lar, sonra bu arkada\u015f\u0131n e\u015fini U\u015fak valisi yapt\u0131lar.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nTokat valisinin bir o\u011fluna \u201cFethullah\u201d bir o\u011fluna \u201cG\u00fclen\u201d ad\u0131n\u0131 koydu\u011fu ortaya \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u2026 Tokat valisi \u201cyanl\u0131\u015f anla\u015f\u0131lmas\u0131n, \u00e7ocuklar\u0131ma dini anlamlar\u0131 oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in bu isimleri koydum\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u00dcniversite oyunlar\u0131 i\u00e7in 100 milyon liraya yapt\u0131r\u0131lan kayakla atlama kulelerinde heyelan oldu, Erzurum valisi \u201creklam\u0131n k\u00f6t\u00fcs\u00fc olmaz, tan\u0131t\u0131m oldu\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nTekirda\u011f valisi, iftar sofras\u0131nda Coca Cola&#8217;y\u0131 protesto etti, Fanta i\u00e7ti.<br \/>\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131, Fanta&#8217;y\u0131 zaten Coca Cola \u00fcretiyordu.<br \/>\nBu arkada\u015f\u0131 getirip d\u00fcnyan\u0131n en \u00f6nemli \u015fehirlerinden biri olan \u0130stanbul&#8217;a vali yapt\u0131lar!<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nOrdu valisi, ayakta i\u015femenin \u201citikad\u0131m\u0131za ters\u201d oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yledi, camilerdeki pisuvarlar\u0131 s\u00f6kt\u00fcrd\u00fc.<br \/>\nArtvin valisi \u201cm\u00fcsl\u00fcman T\u00fcrk k\u00fclt\u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fcn ya\u015fand\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir tek yaylalar\u0131m\u0131z kald\u0131, oralar\u0131 da m\u0131 turizme a\u00e7al\u0131m\u201d diye itiraz etti.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nGiresun valisi, ilkokullar\u0131n mezuniyet t\u00f6renleriyle ilgili genelge yay\u0131nlad\u0131, ilkokul \u00f6\u011frencisi k\u0131z \u00e7ocuklar\u0131n\u0131n eteklerinin diz kapa\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6rtecek boyda olmas\u0131n\u0131, kesinlikle kolsuz ve ask\u0131l\u0131 bluz giydirilmemesini istedi.<br \/>\nEdirne valisi, ilkokul ziyaret etti, karatahtaya Arap\u00e7a yazd\u0131.<br \/>\nSamsun valisi, e\u011fitim panelinde konu\u015ftu, \u201c\u00f6\u011frenciler terbiye i\u00e7in ok\u015fanabilir, bazen veliler \u015fikayet ediyor, \u00e7ocu\u011fumu d\u00f6vd\u00fc, kula\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7ekti diyorlar, \u00f6\u011frenciyi s\u0131n\u0131fta terbiye ama\u00e7l\u0131 ok\u015fayan \u00f6\u011fretmenin yan\u0131nday\u0131z\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u0130lkokul \u00e7ocuklar\u0131na g\u00fcya bedava s\u00fct da\u011f\u0131tt\u0131lar, onbinlerce \u00e7ocuk hastanelik oldu. Diyarbak\u0131r valisi \u201cs\u00fctten de\u011fil, psikolojik\u201d dedi. Sivas valisi \u201czehirlenme de\u011fil, s\u00fct biraz bozuk\u201d dedi. Konya valisi \u201czehirlenmediler, etkilendiler\u201d dedi. Edirne valisi \u201ca\u00e7l\u0131ktan mideleri bulanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nYalova valisi, okul denetimi s\u0131ras\u0131nda, T\u00fcbitak&#8217;tan \u00f6d\u00fcl\u00fc bulunan \u00f6\u011fretmen Halil Serkan \u00d6z&#8217;\u00fcn sa\u00e7 stilini be\u011fenmedi, \u00f6\u011frencilerin \u00f6n\u00fcnde azarlad\u0131, \u201cseni d\u0131\u015farda g\u00f6rseler dilenci zannedip para verirler\u201d diye hakaret etti, \u201c\u00e7\u0131k d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya t\u0131ra\u015f ol\u201d diye s\u0131n\u0131ftan kovdu, e\u011fitim sendikalar\u0131 devreye girdi, \u00f6\u011fretmene sayg\u0131 y\u00fcr\u00fc\u015f\u00fcy\u00fc d\u00fczenlendi, hen\u00fcz 42 ya\u015f\u0131ndaki matematik \u00f6\u011fretmeni Halil Serkan \u00d6z bu y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fc\u015f s\u0131ras\u0131nda kalp krizi ge\u00e7irdi, hayat\u0131n\u0131 kaybetti.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u00c7o\u011funun g\u00f6rev yeri de\u011fi\u015fmi\u015f olsa da, bu yapt\u0131klar\u0131 h\u00e2l\u00e2 o \u015fehirlerin \u00f6zge\u00e7mi\u015flerinde komik, tuhaf ve utan\u00e7 olarak duruyor.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nHal b\u00f6yleyken\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nAsr\u0131n liderimiz, \u0130stanbul&#8217;un \u201cse\u00e7ilmi\u015f\u201d b\u00fcy\u00fck\u015fehir belediye ba\u015fkan\u0131 Ekrem \u0130mamo\u011flu hakk\u0131nda konu\u015ftu.<br \/>\n\u201cBu ki\u015fi, benim milletimden, ba\u015fta Ordu valimizden \u00f6z\u00fcr dilemedik\u00e7e, b\u0131rak\u0131n adayl\u0131\u011fa lay\u0131k olmay\u0131, b\u00f6yle bir makama gelemez\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nYok \u00f6yle!<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u0130lla \u00f6z\u00fcr dilenecekse\u2026<br \/>\nBa\u015fta Ordu valisi, Akp&#8217;nin valileri \u00f6nce \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p bu milletten \u00f6z\u00fcr dilesin, sonras\u0131na bakar\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2019\/yazarlar\/yilmaz-ozdil\/ordu-valisi-filan-5185144\/?utm_source=yazarlar&#038;utm_campaign=diger_yazilar&#038;utm_medium=diger<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dolar\u0131n oyunca\u011f\u0131 gibi ekonomi! 12 Haziran 2019 Dolar fiyat\u0131, Amerika&#8217;n\u0131n S-400 f\u00fczeleri nedeniyle T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;ye ufaktan ambargo uygulamaya ba\u015flamas\u0131na ra\u011fmen fazla bir tepki g\u00f6stermiyor. 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