{"id":23651,"date":"2019-06-04T12:17:10","date_gmt":"2019-06-04T12:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=23651"},"modified":"2019-06-04T12:28:21","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T12:28:21","slug":"vay-pezevenk-vay-gecinemiyormus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=23651","title":{"rendered":"Vay pezevenk vay, ge\u00e7inemiyormu\u015f(!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sizlere \u00f6yle bir s\u00fcrprizim var ki\u2026<br \/>\nSan\u0131r\u0131m be\u011feneceksiniz. Na\u00e7izane, kar\u0131nca karar\u0131nca bir bayram hediyesi\u2026<br \/>\nGen\u00e7lere \u00f6zellikle ama herkese asl\u0131nda.<\/p>\n<p>DaDa\u2026<br \/>\nAlman m\u00fcrebbiyesi anas\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fcz Euro\u2019cuk har\u00e7l\u0131\u011fa ba\u011flam\u0131\u015f ye\u011fenimi. Ekmek elden, su g\u00f6lden\u2026<br \/>\nYeme, i\u00e7me bedava, bar\u0131nma, giyinme\u2026<br \/>\nPezevenge bak ya herif ge\u00e7inemiyormu\u015f!<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Allah r\u0131zas\u0131 i\u00e7in y\u00e2rdim kampanyas\u0131 a\u00e7aca\u011f\u0131m neredeyse\u2026<br \/>\nUlan herif IMF gibi\u2026<br \/>\nUtanmasam kredi isteyece\u011fim neredeyse. Geldi bayram har\u00e7l\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 da ald\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nHala ge\u00e7inemiyormu\u015f. Zavall\u0131 o\u011flu\u015fum benim\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ocuk neymi\u015f de haberim yokmu\u015f. Ondan da iyi haber geldi, bayram har\u00e7l\u0131\u011f\u0131na ekstra bir rakam katt\u0131. <\/p>\n<p>YOK\u2026<br \/>\nHala elimi \u00f6pt\u00fcrm\u00fcyorum, cezal\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nNot ortalamas\u0131n\u0131 1,7\u2019ye \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015f. \u0130yi bir iki yani. Aman ilk i\u015fyerinden sonra kimse bakmayacak notlar\u0131na. \u0130\u015fyerinden alaca\u011f\u0131 karne daha \u00f6nemli olacak. D\u00f6nelim DaDa\u2019ya\u2026<br \/>\nDaha ka\u00e7 ya\u015f\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nAsl\u0131nda keyfi i\u00e7in 100 \u20ac iyi para. Haftada 25\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fczme havuzuna, sinema, dondurmaya yeter\u2026<br \/>\nEhh a\u011fabeysi k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 herif arada bizleri de g\u0131d\u0131klamaktan vaz ge\u00e7miyor tabii.<\/p>\n<p>Annem diyor ayni sen\u2026<br \/>\nGer\u00e7ekten\u2026<br \/>\nHer haliyle h\u0131k demi\u015f burnumdan d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f.<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sizlere \u00f6yle bir s\u00fcrprizim var ki\u2026 San\u0131r\u0131m be\u011feneceksiniz. Na\u00e7izane, kar\u0131nca karar\u0131nca bir bayram hediyesi\u2026 Gen\u00e7lere \u00f6zellikle ama herkese asl\u0131nda. DaDa\u2026 Alman m\u00fcrebbiyesi anas\u0131\u2026 Y\u00fcz Euro\u2019cuk har\u00e7l\u0131\u011fa ba\u011flam\u0131\u015f ye\u011fenimi. Ekmek elden, su g\u00f6lden\u2026 Yeme, i\u00e7me bedava, bar\u0131nma, giyinme\u2026 Pezevenge bak ya herif ge\u00e7inemiyormu\u015f! &#x1f60a; Allah r\u0131zas\u0131 i\u00e7in y\u00e2rdim kampanyas\u0131 a\u00e7aca\u011f\u0131m neredeyse\u2026 Ulan herif IMF gibi\u2026 Utanmasam &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=23651\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eVay pezevenk vay, ge\u00e7inemiyormu\u015f(!)\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23651"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23651"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23653,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23651\/revisions\/23653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}