{"id":235974,"date":"2026-08-02T08:43:15","date_gmt":"2026-08-02T08:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=235974"},"modified":"2026-08-02T08:50:41","modified_gmt":"2026-08-02T08:50:41","slug":"regt-euch-ab-natuerlich-bin-ich-in-rente-aber-eben-nicht-tod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=235974","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;::: Regt euch ab, nat\u00fcrlich BIN ICH in Rente ABER eben NICHT Tod :::&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>wollte gehen, dachte mir schau mal nach<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-08-02 104139.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"739\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-08-02 104139.png\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-08-02 104139.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-08-02 104139.png<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>welches LOCH angedacht IST sollte klar sein. Ich muss eine ziemlich gro\u00dfe Birne haben von den Armeniern \u00fcberrr DIEEE Engl\u00e4nder bis hin \u2026 Und dem t\u00fcrkischen Parlament<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-08-02 104813.png\" alt=\"\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-08-02 104813.png\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-08-02 104813.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-08-02 104813.png<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>STIMMUNG muss SEIN besonders wenn es mit den Zweibeinern DANN <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>koca KAFALI \u00f6nder<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wollte gehen, dachte mir schau mal nach welches LOCH angedacht IST sollte klar sein. Ich muss eine ziemlich gro\u00dfe Birne haben von den Armeniern \u00fcberrr DIEEE Engl\u00e4nder bis hin \u2026 Und dem t\u00fcrkischen Parlament STIMMUNG muss SEIN besonders wenn es mit den Zweibeinern DANN &#8230; \ud83d\ude09 koca KAFALI \u00f6nder \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235974"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=235974"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":235979,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235974\/revisions\/235979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=235974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=235974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=235974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}