{"id":234462,"date":"2026-07-19T15:39:49","date_gmt":"2026-07-19T15:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=234462"},"modified":"2026-07-19T15:50:14","modified_gmt":"2026-07-19T15:50:14","slug":"ist-dokumentiert-sogleich-nachdem-ich-veroeffentlicht-habe-handyalarm-mein-zucker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=234462","title":{"rendered":"IST dokumentiert \u201eSogleich\u201c nachdem ich ver\u00f6ffentlicht HABE Handyalarm MEIN Zucker"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Schonwieder Zufall???<br>Na klar WAS SONST<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>MEINE ErlaubnisSE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-07-19 174307.png\" alt=\"\"\/><figcaption><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-07-19 174307.png\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-07-19 174307.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2026-07-19 174307.png<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>erwarte meinen Freund den Augenarzt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/m.media-amazon.com\/images\/I\/81DsROnvL4L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Zu lange im Spiel DER Spiele\u2026<br>Die Karte vergilbt,<br>Das Herz schwer UND DANN muss man(n) sich auch noch\u2026<br>Um die Zweibeiner k\u00fcmmern<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>MAN(n)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Schonwieder Zufall???Na klar WAS SONST MEINE ErlaubnisSE erwarte meinen Freund den Augenarzt Zu lange im Spiel DER Spiele\u2026Die Karte vergilbt,Das Herz schwer UND DANN muss man(n) sich auch noch\u2026Um die Zweibeiner k\u00fcmmern MAN(n)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234462"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=234462"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":234467,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234462\/revisions\/234467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=234462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=234462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=234462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}