{"id":2230,"date":"2017-09-11T12:58:43","date_gmt":"2017-09-11T12:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=2230"},"modified":"2017-09-11T12:59:51","modified_gmt":"2017-09-11T12:59:51","slug":"ben-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=2230","title":{"rendered":"Ben"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recep Tayyip Erdo\u011fan denilen yarat\u0131ktan daha aptal\u0131m, daha salak\u2026<br \/>\nBu kesin!<\/p>\n<p>Arkada\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nBeni \u00f6n\u00fcne gelen herkes kand\u0131r\u0131yor, aldat\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nOnu hi\u00e7 olmazsa onun gibi bir it kand\u0131rd\u0131, beni kalbimde ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131klar\u0131m&#8230;<br \/>\nAlt\u0131mdan giriyorlar \u00fcst\u00fcmden \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yorlar, katakulli falan \u00d6nder yamuldu\u2026<br \/>\nYelkenler indi, diren\u00e7 eksi derecelere d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc(!)<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6n\u00fcm\u00fcz k\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ocuklar k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck, ne zamandan beri k\u00f6pek i\u00e7in yalvar\u0131yorlar\u2026<br \/>\nUlan ev zaten hayvanat bah\u00e7esi, tav\u015fan, tavuk, kedi\u2026<br \/>\nK\u00f6pek eksikti!<\/p>\n<p>Hep Dayday\u2019in su\u00e7u, onun hayvan sevgisi t\u00fcm evi deli etti\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130lgin\u00e7 olan her \u015fey d\u00f6n\u00fcyor dala\u015f\u0131yor \u00d6nder ba\u015f\u0131na patl\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nEvde yer yok Dayday bakar m\u0131s\u0131n? d\u00fckk\u00e2nda, odanda yer var\u2026<br \/>\nA\u011fabey izine gidiyoruz bakar m\u0131s\u0131n?<br \/>\nHep \u00d6nder hep \u00d6nder\u2026<br \/>\nK\u00f6pek \u015fart, \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 koruyacak bir \u015feyler laz\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nHem e\u011flence hem mana ile spor\u2026<br \/>\nYok \u00e7aresiz gidip alaca\u011f\u0131m, anne \u2013 baba \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 bast\u0131r\u0131yor ama gizliden gizliye istediklerini biliyorum, al\u0131rsam seslerini \u00e7\u0131karmazlar.  Ev tadilat\u0131ndan bir s\u00fcr\u00fc \u0131s\u0131 yal\u0131t\u0131m malzemesi kalm\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nBir havhav kul\u00fcbesi yapar\u0131m yaz\u0131n serin, k\u0131\u015f\u0131n s\u0131cak\u2026<br \/>\nKul\u00fcbeyi biraz geni\u015f tutarsam\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcnyan\u0131n bin bir \u00e7e\u015fit halleri ne olur ne olmaz\u2026<br \/>\nBendeniz\u2026<br \/>\nKucak yapar\u0131m havhava, sar\u0131l\u0131r\u0131m s\u0131ms\u0131k\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nGerekli hallerde s\u0131\u011f\u0131nma ba\u015fvurusu, m\u00fclteci m\u00fcracaat\u0131 dahi yapabilirim\u2026<br \/>\nUlan ne hallere d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fck, kurt kocamaya g\u00f6rs\u00fcn itin, k\u00f6pe\u011fin maskaras\u0131 olur.<\/p>\n<p>&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recep Tayyip Erdo\u011fan denilen yarat\u0131ktan daha aptal\u0131m, daha salak\u2026 Bu kesin! Arkada\u015f\u2026 Beni \u00f6n\u00fcne gelen herkes kand\u0131r\u0131yor, aldat\u0131yor\u2026 Onu hi\u00e7 olmazsa onun gibi bir it kand\u0131rd\u0131, beni kalbimde ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131klar\u0131m&#8230; Alt\u0131mdan giriyorlar \u00fcst\u00fcmden \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yorlar, katakulli falan \u00d6nder yamuldu\u2026 Yelkenler indi, diren\u00e7 eksi derecelere d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc(!) \u00d6n\u00fcm\u00fcz k\u0131\u015f\u2026 \u00c7ocuklar k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck, ne zamandan beri k\u00f6pek i\u00e7in yalvar\u0131yorlar\u2026 Ulan ev &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=2230\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eBen\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2230"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2232,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230\/revisions\/2232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}