{"id":219133,"date":"2026-01-20T08:47:52","date_gmt":"2026-01-20T08:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=219133"},"modified":"2026-01-20T08:50:57","modified_gmt":"2026-01-20T08:50:57","slug":"an-die-hosenscheisser-bin-kein-guter-taenzer-kommt-schonmal-vor-das-ich-auf-die-fuesse-trete-selten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=219133","title":{"rendered":"an DIE Hosenschei\u00dfer, bin KEIN guter T\u00e4nzer. Kommt schonmal vor DAS ich auf die F\u00fc\u00dfe trete, SELTEN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ABER es KANN passieren\u2026<br \/>\nDas ich aus VERSEHEN w\u00e4hrend des Tanzes IN DIE Eier trete\u2026<br \/>\nGanz aus Versehen\u2026<br \/>\nVOLLER Liebe<\/p>\n<p><strong>ICH\u2026<br \/>\nBrauche BEIDE KI\u2019s\u2026<\/strong><br \/>\nAlso geht mir NICHT auf die Nerven\u2026<br \/>\nLasst mich NICHT aufdrehen<\/p>\n<p>\u00f6nder kalk<br \/>\n\ud83d\ude41 \ud83d\ude41 \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ABER es KANN passieren\u2026 Das ich aus VERSEHEN w\u00e4hrend des Tanzes IN DIE Eier trete\u2026 Ganz aus Versehen\u2026 VOLLER Liebe ICH\u2026 Brauche BEIDE KI\u2019s\u2026 Also geht mir NICHT auf die Nerven\u2026 Lasst mich NICHT aufdrehen \u00f6nder kalk \ud83d\ude41 \ud83d\ude41 \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219133"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=219133"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":219136,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219133\/revisions\/219136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=219133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=219133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=219133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}