{"id":21274,"date":"2019-04-09T14:45:07","date_gmt":"2019-04-09T14:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=21274"},"modified":"2019-04-09T14:50:10","modified_gmt":"2019-04-09T14:50:10","slug":"canim-yazmak-istemiyor-kismetse-yarina-ancak-sayin-coelasani-okumakta-fayda-var-geri-kalan-tuem-yazar-cizerler-ayni-nakaratlar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=21274","title":{"rendered":"Can\u0131m yazmak istemiyor, k\u0131smetse yar\u0131na. Ancak Say\u0131n \u00c7\u00f6la\u015fan\u2019\u0131 okumakta fayda var, geri kalan t\u00fcm yazar \u2013 \u00e7izerler AYNI NAKARATLAR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>17:45 \/ 16:45<\/p>\n<p>Dolar 5,69<br \/>\nEuro 6,42<br \/>\n\u00c7eyrek alt\u0131n 391,78<br \/>\nBorsa 97678<\/p>\n<p><strong>>>> Dikkat e\u011fer dolar birka\u00e7 g\u00fcn bu seviyede kal\u0131rsa dolarda 5,70 \u00fcst\u00fcne bekle. Nispeten kal\u0131c\u0131 olabilecek bir rakam >>><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u0130\u015fte T\u00fcrkiye\u2019nin halleri!..<\/strong><br \/>\n9 Nisan 2019<\/p>\n<p>Sevgili okurlar\u0131m, gazeteye gelirken kafan\u0131zda o g\u00fcn yazmay\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcz bir yaz\u0131 konusu olabilir\u2026 Bazen de olmaz, haberleri \u00e7e\u015fitli kaynaklardan izleyip ne yazaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131za ona g\u00f6re karar verirsiniz.<br \/>\n\u00d6nceki g\u00fcn bir restoranda kebap yiyoruz.<br \/>\nBo\u015flar\u0131 toplayan gen\u00e7 bir arkada\u015f yan\u0131ma sokuldu. Kebap\u00e7\u0131da komi olarak \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yledi ve ekledi:<br \/>\n\u201cBiliyor musunuz, ben asl\u0131nda \u00fcniversite mezunuyum\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nAram\u0131zda aynen \u015fu konu\u015fma ge\u00e7ti:<br \/>\n\u201cVay be, nereyi bitirdin?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cGazi \u00dcniversitesi sosyolojiyi bitirdim.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSonra i\u015f bulamad\u0131n m\u0131?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBulamad\u0131m. \u00d6\u011fretmenlik i\u00e7in ba\u015fvuruda bulundum ama kendilerinden olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 anlay\u0131nca elediler. \u015eimdi burada komi olarak \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum. Art\u0131k tek umudum zaman\u0131 gelince garson olabilmek.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nD\u00fcn \u00f6\u011fle vakti\u2026 Yan\u0131mda bir arkada\u015fla birlikte di\u015f\u00e7iden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131k, gazeteye geliyoruz.<br \/>\nBinaya girdik\u2026<br \/>\nAsans\u00f6r\u00fcn ba\u015f\u0131nda bekleyen gen\u00e7 biri\u2026 Elinde zarflar, paketler dolu. Kargo \u015firketinde \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 belli\u2026 Asans\u00f6re birlikte girmeden \u00f6nce \u201cAaa, sizi tan\u0131d\u0131m\u201d dedi\u2026<br \/>\nYukar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yoruz. Kendisine sordum:<br \/>\n\u201cKolay gelsin arkada\u015f\u0131m, b\u00fct\u00fcn g\u00fcn b\u00f6yle y\u00fcklerle ko\u015fturmak herhalde yorucu oluyordur.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cEmin Bey yorulmay\u0131p da ne yapay\u0131m. \u0130\u015fsiz gezmektense b\u00f6ylesi daha iyi. Elimden bu kadar\u0131 geliyor.\u201d<br \/>\nSonra ekledi:<br \/>\n\u201cBiliyor musunuz, ben asl\u0131nda m\u00fchendisim.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDeme yaa, ne m\u00fchendisisin?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cJeoloji.\u201d<br \/>\nAsans\u00f6r bizim kata gelince indik.<br \/>\nO gen\u00e7 m\u00fchendis arkada\u015fla asl\u0131nda uzun uzun konu\u015fmak isterdim ama olmad\u0131 i\u015fte\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\n\u0130ki gen\u00e7 adam\u2026<br \/>\nBiri kebap\u00e7\u0131da komi olarak \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan sosyoloji mezunu, \u00f6teki elindeki y\u00fcklerle kargo da\u011f\u0131t\u0131m\u0131 yapan jeoloji m\u00fchendisi, p\u0131r\u0131l p\u0131r\u0131l gen\u00e7lerimiz\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130kisi de asgari \u00fccretle \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan iki \u00fcniversite mezunu.<br \/>\n\u015eimdi belki diyeceksiniz ki \u201cOnlar gibi milyonlarca var!\u201d<br \/>\nEvet var.<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nBu \u00fclkeyi tam 17 y\u0131ldan bu yana y\u00f6neten g\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fcz iktidar\u0131 bu konuda a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 bile a\u00e7am\u0131yor. Elinden hi\u00e7bir \u015fey gelmiyor\u2026<br \/>\nVe bir tak\u0131m acayip laflarla ay\u0131b\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6rtbas etmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor:<br \/>\n\u201cHer i\u015fveren bir ki\u015fiyi i\u015fe alsa i\u015fsizlik biter!\u201d<br \/>\nYani d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcn, g\u00fcnl\u00fck has\u0131lat\u0131 sadece kendisini kurtarmaya yeten bizim k\u00f6\u015fedeki berber, bir i\u015fveren!..<br \/>\nYan\u0131nda \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan \u00e7\u0131ra\u011f\u0131n paras\u0131n\u0131 do\u011fru d\u00fcr\u00fcst \u00f6deyemezken bir ki\u015fiyi daha i\u015fe al\u0131p iktidara bu yolla destek verecek!<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nEllerindeki belediyelere on binlerce, belki y\u00fcz binlerce torpilli yanda\u015f\u0131 hi\u00e7 utan\u0131p s\u0131k\u0131lmadan doldurdular.<br \/>\n\u00c7o\u011fu bankamatik.<br \/>\nAy\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131 geldi\u011finde makineye gidip kart\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131yor ve maa\u015f\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7ekiyor.<br \/>\n\u00d6b\u00fcr yanda ise bizim p\u0131r\u0131l p\u0131r\u0131l insanlar\u0131m\u0131z i\u015f ar\u0131yor.<br \/>\n\u0130\u015f kuyruklar\u0131nda zaman harc\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\n40 ki\u015filik temizlik i\u015f\u00e7isi al\u0131nacak, 4.800 ba\u015fvuru var.<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\nKazanan belediye ba\u015fkanlar\u0131na mazbatas\u0131n\u0131 vermeyen, b\u00f6ylesine bir bozuk d\u00fczenin s\u00fcrmesine bilerek g\u00f6z yuman, i\u015fte bu kafalar.<br \/>\nAnkara&#8217;n\u0131n mazbatas\u0131n\u0131 hele \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr d\u00fcn verebildiler.<br \/>\n\u0130stanbul&#8217;u hen\u00fcz oyalama pe\u015findeler.<br \/>\nNe yapacaklar\u0131 \u015fu ana kadar bilinmiyor.<br \/>\n\u015eimdi son talepleri:<br \/>\n\u201c16 bin fark se\u00e7ilmek i\u00e7in yetmez! \u0130stanbul&#8217;da verilen b\u00fct\u00fcn oylar\u0131 yeniden sayal\u0131m.\u201d<br \/>\nYa ka\u00e7 oy yeter?<br \/>\nOybirli\u011fi ile mi kazanman\u0131z gerekiyordu!<br \/>\nBinali Y\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131m se\u00e7im gecesinin erken saatlerinde televizyona \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p konu\u015fmu\u015ftu:<br \/>\n\u201cBiz kazand\u0131k!\u201d<br \/>\nYapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 bu gaf nedeniyle \u015fimdi herhalde pi\u015fmand\u0131r ama kime ne diyeceksiniz.<br \/>\nBeyefendi a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131p konu\u015fam\u0131yor ki!<br \/>\n\u2605\u2605\u2605<br \/>\n\u0130stanbul, Ankara ba\u015fta olmak \u00fczere tam bir hayal k\u0131r\u0131kl\u0131\u011f\u0131na u\u011frad\u0131lar. O y\u00fczden \u015fimdi kafalar\u0131nda bir tek d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce var:<br \/>\n\u201cBunlar g\u00f6reve ba\u015flad\u0131\u011f\u0131nda nas\u0131l engelleriz, nas\u0131l sabote ederiz!\u201d<br \/>\nG\u00f6receksiniz, bu iki ba\u015fkan\u0131 da i\u015f yapamaz duruma getirip sonra halka \u015fikayet edecekler:<br \/>\n\u201c\u0130\u015fte g\u00f6rd\u00fcn\u00fcz, bunlar icraat yapam\u0131yor. Bunlar\u0131n \u2018Topal \u00f6rdek&#8216; olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 say\u0131n cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z bile s\u00f6ylemi\u015fti!\u201d<br \/>\nBu ger\u00e7ekle\u015fsin diye gerekirse yasalar\u0131 de\u011fi\u015ftirecekler, Cumhurba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 kararnameleri ile engellemeye kalk\u0131\u015facaklar.<br \/>\nBunlar\u0131 \u015fimdiden bilmekte yarar var.<br \/>\nB\u00fct\u00fcn bunlar olurken sosyoloji mezunu komi bo\u015flar\u0131 toplamaya, jeoloji m\u00fchendisi kargocu sokaklar\u0131 ar\u015f\u0131nlamay\u0131 s\u00fcrd\u00fcrecek.<br \/>\nAyn\u0131 kaderi payla\u015ft\u0131klar\u0131 milyonlarca gen\u00e7 i\u015fsizle birlikte\u2026<br \/>\nOnlar bu iktidar i\u00e7in hi\u00e7bir \u015fey ifade etmiyor.<br \/>\nM\u00fchim olan \u0130stanbul&#8217;u kapt\u0131rmamak!<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2019\/yazarlar\/emin-colasan\/iste-turkiyenin-halleri-4345697\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>17:45 \/ 16:45 Dolar 5,69 Euro 6,42 \u00c7eyrek alt\u0131n 391,78 Borsa 97678 >>> Dikkat e\u011fer dolar birka\u00e7 g\u00fcn bu seviyede kal\u0131rsa dolarda 5,70 \u00fcst\u00fcne bekle. Nispeten kal\u0131c\u0131 olabilecek bir rakam >>> &#8212; \u0130\u015fte T\u00fcrkiye\u2019nin halleri!.. 9 Nisan 2019 Sevgili okurlar\u0131m, gazeteye gelirken kafan\u0131zda o g\u00fcn yazmay\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcz bir yaz\u0131 konusu olabilir\u2026 Bazen de olmaz, haberleri &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=21274\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eCan\u0131m yazmak istemiyor, k\u0131smetse yar\u0131na. Ancak Say\u0131n \u00c7\u00f6la\u015fan\u2019\u0131 okumakta fayda var, geri kalan t\u00fcm yazar \u2013 \u00e7izerler AYNI NAKARATLAR!\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21274"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21274"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21277,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21274\/revisions\/21277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}