{"id":20987,"date":"2019-04-01T11:01:48","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T11:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20987"},"modified":"2019-04-01T11:01:48","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T11:01:48","slug":"allah-peygamber-aski-icin-oku-aglasam-mi-guelsem-mi-diye-duesuenuerken-oelduem-guelmekten-rezillik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20987","title":{"rendered":"Allah, peygamber a\u015fk\u0131 i\u00e7in oku. A\u011flasam m\u0131 g\u00fclsem mi diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrken, \u00f6ld\u00fcm g\u00fclmekten! REZILLIK"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u0130stanbul<\/strong>
\n30 Mart 2019 <\/p>\n

Asl\u0131nda her \u015fey \u201c\u0130stanbul’u Londra yapaca\u011f\u0131z\u201d dediklerinde ba\u015flad\u0131.
\n\u2605
\nLondra ayaklar\u0131yla \u00e7ift katl\u0131 otob\u00fcs getirdiler.
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nLondra’da trafik tersten ak\u0131yor, duraklar solda, dolay\u0131s\u0131yla ithal ettikleri \u00e7ift katl\u0131 otob\u00fcslerin kap\u0131lar\u0131 da soldayd\u0131.
\nE, \u0130stanbul’da sa\u011fdan gidecekler, duraklar da sa\u011fda\u2026
\nHadi bakal\u0131m, e\u015f\u015fek y\u00fck\u00fc para \u00f6dedikleri g\u0131c\u0131r g\u0131c\u0131r otob\u00fcslerin soldaki kap\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6kt\u00fcler, kaynakla par\u00e7a ekleyip kapatt\u0131lar, sa\u011f taraf\u0131 kaynakla kesip, soldan s\u00f6k\u00fclen kap\u0131lar\u0131 sa\u011fa takt\u0131lar.
\nOldu sana Londra!
\n\u2605
\nYolun ortas\u0131na yol yapt\u0131lar.
\nDuraklar\u0131 da, yolun ortas\u0131na yapt\u0131klar\u0131 yolun ortas\u0131na diktiler.
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\n\u00c7ift katl\u0131 otob\u00fcslerin kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 soldan s\u00f6k\u00fcp sa\u011fa takt\u0131klar\u0131 i\u00e7in, yolun ortas\u0131na diktikleri duraklar da, \u00e7ift katl\u0131 otob\u00fcslerin solunda kald\u0131!
\n\u0130ndirmeye bindirmeye yana\u015fam\u0131yorlard\u0131.
\nD\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcler ta\u015f\u0131nd\u0131lar.
\nHadi bakal\u0131m, trafi\u011fin ak\u0131\u015f\u0131n\u0131 ters y\u00f6nden y\u00fcr\u00fctt\u00fcler, \u00e7ift katl\u0131 otob\u00fcsleri yolun sa\u011f\u0131ndan de\u011fil, solundan g\u00f6t\u00fcrmeye ba\u015flad\u0131lar.
\nOldu sana tam Londra!
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nRays\u0131z imitasyon metromuz, tek hat \u00fcst\u00fcnde gayet g\u00fczel gidiyordu ama, gelemiyordu!
\nYol bitince, kafay\u0131 asans\u00f6r\u00fcn kap\u0131s\u0131na kapt\u0131rm\u0131\u015f gibi s\u0131k\u0131\u015f\u0131p kal\u0131yor, d\u00f6nemiyordu.
\n\u0130\u015fte o anda, hatt\u0131n ba\u015flad\u0131\u011f\u0131 ve bitti\u011fi yere U d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f\u00fc i\u00e7in kav\u015fak yapmay\u0131 unuttuklar\u0131 anla\u015f\u0131ld\u0131.
\nDerhal kriz masas\u0131 toplad\u0131lar, zab\u0131talar\u0131 devreye soktular.
\nZab\u0131talar E5’e f\u0131rlad\u0131\u2026 El kol i\u015faretleriyle trafi\u011fi durduruyor, balina ebatlar\u0131ndaki metrob\u00fcsleri geni\u015f bir kavisle manevra yapt\u0131rarak E5’e \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131yor, gene geni\u015f bir kavisle tekrardan metrob\u00fcs hatt\u0131na sokuyordu.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nTrafik ke\u015fmeke\u015fine \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm olarak icat ettikleri metrob\u00fcsler, zab\u0131ta marifetiyle yoldan \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p, tekrardan yola girme manevras\u0131 yaparken, trafi\u011fi hi\u00e7 g\u00f6r\u00fclmedi\u011fi kadar fel\u00e7 ediyordu.
\nYumrukla\u015fmalar ba\u015flad\u0131.
\nDireksiyon ba\u015f\u0131nda sinir krizi ge\u00e7iren asabi vatanda\u015flar\u0131m\u0131z, zab\u0131talar\u0131 d\u00f6vd\u00fc.
\nDerhal kriz masas\u0131 toplad\u0131lar, trafik s\u0131k\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131\u011f\u0131na \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm olarak icat ettikleri metrob\u00fcsleri, trafi\u011fin yo\u011fun oldu\u011fu saatlerde seferden \u00e7ekme karar\u0131 ald\u0131lar iyi mi!
\nHava karar\u0131nca trafik rahatl\u0131yor, bu s\u00fcperzeka arkada\u015flar da metrob\u00fcsleri hava karar\u0131nca sefere koyuyordu.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nSeferlerin hava karar\u0131nca ba\u015flad\u0131\u011f\u0131 saatlerde sokakta kimse kalmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in, metrob\u00fcsler bo\u015f bo\u015f gidip geliyordu.
\nBakt\u0131lar ki, \u015fof\u00f6rden ba\u015fka kimse metrob\u00fcse binmiyor, kriz masas\u0131n\u0131 toplad\u0131lar, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcler ta\u015f\u0131nd\u0131lar, E5’in ortas\u0131na u\u00e7an daire gibi havada duran U d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f\u00fc yerleri yapt\u0131lar.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nU d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f\u00fc yap\u0131lacak yerleri nihayet ak\u0131l etmi\u015flerdi ama, yolun ortas\u0131na diktikleri duraklara insanlar\u0131n nas\u0131l gelece\u011fini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmemi\u015flerdi.
\nMetrob\u00fcs \u015fak\u0131r \u015fak\u0131r gidip geliyor, ahali uzaktan seyrediyordu.
\nMetrob\u00fcs hatt\u0131n\u0131n kenarlar\u0131nda duvar gibi bariyer oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in, E5’te de acayip trafik oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in, E5’in ortas\u0131na dikilen duraklara ge\u00e7emiyorlard\u0131, E5’i a\u015fsalar duvar\u0131 a\u015fam\u0131yorlard\u0131.
\nDerhal kriz masas\u0131 toplad\u0131lar.
\nAralar\u0131ndan biri \u201cacaba \u00fcstge\u00e7it mi yapsak\u201d dedi.
\n\u00d6b\u00fcrleri alk\u0131\u015flad\u0131.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\n\u00c7ift katl\u0131 otob\u00fcsler \u00fcst ge\u00e7itlerin alt\u0131ndan ge\u00e7emiyordu, \u00fcst ge\u00e7itler al\u00e7ak kal\u0131yordu, \u00e7ift katl\u0131 otob\u00fcsler y\u00fcksek kal\u0131yordu, s\u0131\u011fm\u0131yordu.
\nHadi bakal\u0131m, Hollanda’dan tek katl\u0131 otob\u00fcs almaya karar verdiler.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nHollanda’n\u0131n elinde yeteri kadar tek katl\u0131 otob\u00fcs yoktu, ha deyince \u00fcretilmiyordu, en az \u00fc\u00e7 d\u00f6rt aya ihtiya\u00e7 vard\u0131.
\nDerhal kriz masas\u0131 toplad\u0131lar, otob\u00fcsler \u00fcretilene kadar, Hollanda’n\u0131n elinde varolan kullan\u0131lm\u0131\u015f otob\u00fcslerden kiralama yoluna gittiler.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\n\u00d6ylesine titizlikle planlama yapm\u0131\u015flard\u0131 ki, Hollanda’dan apar topar kiralad\u0131klar\u0131 metrob\u00fcs otob\u00fcslerinin, durak levhalar\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6kmeyi unutmu\u015flard\u0131.
\nKiminde Utrecht yaz\u0131yordu, kiminde Eindhoven yaz\u0131yordu.
\n\u00dcstelik, sanki memlekette \u015fof\u00f6r yokmu\u015f gibi, \u015fof\u00f6rleri de Hollanda’dan kiralam\u0131\u015flard\u0131, g\u00fcya Hollandal\u0131 \u015fof\u00f6rler bizim \u015fof\u00f6rleri e\u011fiteceklerdi.
\n\u201cBirader nereye gidiyor bu?\u201d diye soruldu\u011funda, Hollandal\u0131 \u015fof\u00f6rler \u201cben anlamiyo Turkce\u201d diye cevap veriyordu.
\nDeneme yan\u0131lma y\u00f6ntemiyle, Eindhoven’e binersen, Cevizliba\u011f’a, Utrecht’e binersen, Topkap\u0131’ya gidece\u011fin anla\u015f\u0131ld\u0131.
\nE bakt\u0131lar ki, bu i\u015f tamam, asr\u0131n projesi dedikleri metrob\u00fcs\u00fc, k\u00f6pr\u00fcy\u00fc ge\u00e7irip, Anadolu yakas\u0131na g\u00f6t\u00fcrmeye karar verdiler.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nHollanda’dan tanesini 1.5 milyon eurocu\u011fa ald\u0131klar\u0131 70 otob\u00fcs, d\u00fcz yolda gidiyor, yoku\u015fta \u00e7ekmiyordu!
\nKad\u0131k\u00f6y’den binenler, \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fcn \u201cbeyler bi el atal\u0131m\u201d anonsuyla k\u00f6pr\u00fc yoku\u015funda iniyor, ittiriyor, d\u00fcze \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nca tekrar biniyordu.
\nDerhal kriz masas\u0131 toplad\u0131lar, bildi\u011fin k\u00f6r\u00fckl\u00fc otob\u00fcsleri devreye soktular, k\u0131rk y\u0131ll\u0131k k\u00f6r\u00fckl\u00fc otob\u00fcsleri metrob\u00fcsm\u00fc\u015f gibi yapt\u0131lar.
\nTanesini 1.5 milyon eurocu\u011fa ald\u0131klar\u0131 70 otob\u00fcs\u00fc d\u00fcz yerlerde, k\u00f6r\u00fckl\u00fc otob\u00fcsleri yoku\u015fta kullanmaya ba\u015flad\u0131lar.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nYa\u011fmur ya\u011fd\u0131, metrob\u00fcs hatt\u0131 F\u0131rat Nehri’ne d\u00f6nd\u00fc.
\nZodyaklar \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor, otob\u00fcsler \u00e7al\u0131\u015fam\u0131yordu.
\nDerhal kriz masas\u0131 topland\u0131, incelendi, yolun ortas\u0131na yapt\u0131klar\u0131 yolu, normal yoldan be\u015f santim a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 yapt\u0131klar\u0131 ortaya \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131!
\nSeferleri durdurup, asfalt\u0131 y\u00fckselttiler.
\nBu sefer kar ya\u011fd\u0131. Asfalt s\u00fctlaca d\u00f6nd\u00fc. Hadi bakal\u0131m, gene seferleri durdurup, \u00e7ukurlar\u0131 yamad\u0131lar.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nTamirat i\u00e7in b\u00f6l\u00fcm b\u00f6l\u00fcm kapat\u0131p, \u00e7ift y\u00f6nl\u00fc yolu tek y\u00f6nl\u00fc kullan\u0131rken, zaten ters y\u00f6n kullanan \u015fof\u00f6rlerin iyice nevri d\u00f6nd\u00fc.
\nSa\u011fdan m\u0131 gidiyorduk, soldan m\u0131 filan derken, tek hat \u00fczerinde kafa kafaya toku\u015fmaya ba\u015flad\u0131lar.
\nNas\u0131l becerdiler bilmiyorum, i\u015f makinesi metrob\u00fcse patlatt\u0131, \u00f6lenler oldu.
\nTamirat nihayet bitti, kalan sa\u011flarla devam edildi.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nAsr\u0131n projesi dedikleri proje, muhte\u015fem hesap kitap nedeniyle asr\u0131n maliyetini yaratt\u0131.
\nMesela, Avc\u0131lar’a t\u00fcnel yapt\u0131lar, 37 trilyon lirac\u0131k harcad\u0131lar, bizzat asr\u0131n liderimiz taraf\u0131ndan a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131, gel g\u00f6r ki, metrob\u00fcsler s\u0131\u011fmad\u0131, dar geldi, manevray\u0131 engelliyordu. Hadi bakal\u0131m, trafi\u011fi rahatlatmas\u0131 i\u00e7in 37 trilyon lirac\u0131k harcad\u0131klar\u0131 t\u00fcneli, beton duvarla kapatt\u0131lar, metrob\u00fcslerin manevra yapabilmesi i\u00e7in kav\u015fak yapt\u0131lar.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nMakine M\u00fchendisleri Odas\u0131, bas\u0131n toplant\u0131s\u0131 d\u00fczenledi, metrob\u00fcs hatt\u0131ndaki ters istikamet uygulamas\u0131n\u0131n acilen kald\u0131r\u0131lmas\u0131n\u0131 istedi. Ters trafik nedeniyle, \u015fof\u00f6rlerde konsantrasyon kayb\u0131 olu\u015ftu\u011funu, gerekenin aksi y\u00f6n\u00fcnde refleks vermelerine sebep oldu\u011funu, \u00e7arp\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131n, \u00f6l\u00fcml\u00fc kazalar\u0131n meydana geldi\u011fini a\u00e7\u0131klad\u0131lar.
\nBunun \u00fczerine, \u0130ETT genel m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc a\u00e7\u0131klama yapt\u0131, yeni ihale a\u00e7acaklar\u0131n\u0131, sol taraf\u0131nda kap\u0131lar\u0131 olan yeni otob\u00fcsler alacaklar\u0131n\u0131, b\u00f6ylece metrob\u00fcs hatt\u0131ndaki \u0130ngiliz trafi\u011finin son bulaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131klad\u0131.
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\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nAsr\u0131n liderimiz, Kadir Topba\u015f’\u0131 zart diye g\u00f6revden ald\u0131, onun yerine zurt diye Mevl\u00fct Uysal’\u0131 getirdi.
\nMevl\u00fct Uysal da bismillah ilk i\u015f, \u0130ETT genel m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fc zart diye g\u00f6revden ald\u0131, sanki o \u0130ETT genel m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc CHP’nin \u0130ETT genel m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcym\u00fc\u015f gibi \u201cbiliyorsunuz en \u00e7ok \u015fikayet metrob\u00fcsten geliyordu\u201d dedi.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nZart diye g\u00f6revden al\u0131nan \u0130ETT genel m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fcn, asl\u0131nda zaten \u0130stanbulla pek alakas\u0131 yoktu, \u0130ETT genel m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc olmadan \u00f6nce Kayseri belediyesinde ve Malatya belediyesinde \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yordu, Malatya’dan getirip \u0130ETT’nin ba\u015f\u0131na oturtmu\u015flard\u0131.
\nZart diye g\u00f6revden al\u0131n\u0131nca, gitti \u00c7ank\u0131r\u0131’ya Akp’den belediye ba\u015fkan aday aday\u0131 oldu.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nKadir Topba\u015f taraf\u0131ndan zurt diye \u0130ETT’nin ba\u015f\u0131na getirilen, Mevl\u00fct Uysal taraf\u0131ndan zart diye \u0130ETT’nin ba\u015f\u0131ndan al\u0131nan \u0130ETT genel m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcne, zurt diye \u00c7ank\u0131r\u0131’y\u0131 vermediler, adayl\u0131\u011f\u0131 kabul edilmedi.
\n\u2605
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz daha vard\u0131\u2026
\nAsr\u0131n liderimiz taraf\u0131ndan Ba\u015fak\u015fehir belediye ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan al\u0131narak zart diye Kadir Topba\u015f’\u0131n yerine getirilen Mevl\u00fct Uysal, b\u00fcy\u00fck\u015fehir belediye ba\u015fkan aday\u0131 yap\u0131lmad\u0131, zurt diye B\u00fcy\u00fck\u00e7ekmece’ye belediye ba\u015fkan aday\u0131 yap\u0131ld\u0131.
\n\u2605
\nAkp’nin \u0130stanbul vizyonunun \u00f6zeti, metrob\u00fcst\u00fcr.
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\nKomiktir.
\nTrajiktir.
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\nMilyar dolarlar\u0131n heba edilmesi, senelerin senelerin senelerin kaybedilmesi, insan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n eziyet \u00e7ekmesi bir yana\u2026 Ak\u0131la mant\u0131\u011fa bilime, T\u00fcrkiye’nin bilgi birikimine, g\u00f6zbebe\u011fimiz \u0130stanbul’un imaj\u0131na hakarettir.
\n\u2605
\nYar\u0131n sadece se\u00e7im de\u011fil, k\u00f6pr\u00fcden \u00f6nce son \u00e7\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.<\/p>\n

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\u0130stanbul 30 Mart 2019 Asl\u0131nda her \u015fey \u201c\u0130stanbul’u Londra yapaca\u011f\u0131z\u201d dediklerinde ba\u015flad\u0131. \u2605 Londra ayaklar\u0131yla \u00e7ift katl\u0131 otob\u00fcs getirdiler. K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026 Londra’da trafik tersten ak\u0131yor, duraklar solda, dolay\u0131s\u0131yla ithal ettikleri \u00e7ift katl\u0131 otob\u00fcslerin kap\u0131lar\u0131 da soldayd\u0131. E, \u0130stanbul’da sa\u011fdan gidecekler, duraklar da sa\u011fda\u2026 Hadi bakal\u0131m, e\u015f\u015fek y\u00fck\u00fc para \u00f6dedikleri g\u0131c\u0131r g\u0131c\u0131r otob\u00fcslerin soldaki … <\/p>\n

\u201eAllah, peygamber a\u015fk\u0131 i\u00e7in oku. A\u011flasam m\u0131 g\u00fclsem mi diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrken, \u00f6ld\u00fcm g\u00fclmekten! REZILLIK\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20987"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20987"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20988,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20987\/revisions\/20988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}