{"id":20692,"date":"2019-03-26T06:57:51","date_gmt":"2019-03-26T06:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20692"},"modified":"2019-03-26T07:32:46","modified_gmt":"2019-03-26T07:32:46","slug":"damat-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20692","title":{"rendered":"Damat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00fcnyan\u0131n neresine gidersen git, baba\u2026<br \/>\nBabaysa\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130lgisi k\u0131z\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nTersi anne o\u011fluna\u2026<br \/>\nUlan arkada\u015f bendeki \u015fu \u015fansa bak\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ki kez oldum damat\u2026<br \/>\nOndan ge\u00e7tim valide; k\u0131z tak\u0131nt\u0131l\u0131 ya\u2026<br \/>\nGelinlerine k\u0131z\u0131na veriyor daha \u00e7ok de\u011fer, o\u011ful kal\u0131yor bir bakm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n solda(!)<\/p>\n<p>Ulan bu ne, hay ben b\u00f6yle \u015fansa!<\/p>\n<p>Ne birinden ne \u00f6tekinden alamad\u0131m nasibimi\u2026<br \/>\nTrump efendi bak\u0131yor damad\u0131n\u0131n a\u011fz\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nKeza\u2026<br \/>\nTersi, \u201cbizim milli ve yerli damat\u201d hazinenin ba\u015f\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nKay\u0131npederine hayran, Ona kul \u2013 k\u00f6le ya h\u0131rs\u0131za\u2026<br \/>\nBirlikte bir g\u00fczel s.kiyorlar milleti(!)<\/p>\n<p>Bu sabah nas\u0131l uyand\u0131m hi\u00e7 sorma, his ediyorum kendimi Tayyipistan ekonomisi gibi\u2026<br \/>\nYalanc\u0131 pehlivan misali\u2026<br \/>\nGeziyorum ortal\u0131kta, sanki erkekmi\u015fim benzeri\u2026<br \/>\nVallahi billahi s.kecegim b\u00f6yle i\u015fin i\u00e7ini!!!<\/p>\n<p>Neyse\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015fte bug\u00fcn son g\u00fcn, ben yapt\u0131m yapabilece\u011fimi\u2026<br \/>\nBundan sonra k\u0131smetse Oma, var vaktim, yava\u015f yava\u015f \u00d6nder i\u015fi\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nYani oldu\u011fu kadar, ne yapay\u0131m karde\u015fim ben bitmi\u015fim.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00fcn yazd\u0131m T\u00fcrkiye Cumhuriyeti y\u00fcz\u00f6l\u00e7\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nPezevenk\u2026<br \/>\nPalavrac\u0131, kalitesiz pezevengin teki k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fclt\u00fcr k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fclt\u00fclmeyece\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00fcy\u00fct\u00fcr minimini, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcc\u00fc\u011f\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nYapar deve, develerin s\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fcs\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fcz\u00f6l\u00e7\u00fcm\u00fc benzeri hani ne zamandan beri iddia ediyordu ya Merkez Bankas\u0131nda d\u00f6viz rezervi\u2026<br \/>\n100 milyar diye, VAR ger\u00e7eklerin bu huyu\u2026<br \/>\nAl bir D\u00fcnya gazetesi oku VEYA izle hani verdim ya bir link, Mine k\u0131z\u0131m\u0131z program\u0131, izle bug\u00fcn\u00fc yar\u0131na.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00f6viz rezervleri\u2026<br \/>\nCiddi ciddi y\u00fcz milyar\u0131n alt\u0131nda, abidik gubidik de\u011ferler ile BIRLIKTE anca 94 milyar civar\u0131nda!!!<\/p>\n<p>Ger\u00e7ekler hem gizemli, ilk anda\u2026<br \/>\nHem eninde sonunda \u00e7\u0131kar meydana\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder yazd\u0131 ta ne zamanlar ama takan yok beni, okuyan\u2026<br \/>\nSu\u00e7\u2026<br \/>\nBenim mi?<\/p>\n<p>Damad\u0131z ya\u2026<br \/>\nAvrat, benim avrad\u0131m de\u011fil mi?<br \/>\nKanunlar, kurallar, BENIM ilkelerim etraf\u0131nda y\u00f6netirim ailemi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ok fazla \u00d6nderin i\u015fine kar\u0131\u015f\u0131l\u0131nca\u2026<br \/>\nAt\u0131yor sigorta!!!<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/dunya_2019-03-26.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/dunya_2019-03-26.jpg\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">+<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ge\u00e7imsizin tekiyim, daha do\u011frusu ge\u00e7imliyim de \u00e7ok fazla u\u011fra\u015fmayacaks\u0131n benim i\u015flerimle\u2026<br \/>\nHer \u015fey hatunum ile benim aramda, biz buluruz bir orta yol, kar\u0131\u015fma bana\u2026<br \/>\nHer \u015feye buluyorlar ya bir bahane\u2026<br \/>\nBir kulp\u2026<br \/>\nYAZMI\u015eTIM\u2026<br \/>\nK\u00e2r realizasyonu korkun\u00e7 olacak diye\u2026<br \/>\nSen dinleme beni, de\u011fer verme s\u00f6zlerime\u2026<br \/>\nKan\u2026<br \/>\nLaf ebelerine!<\/p>\n<p>Hadi ben ka\u00e7t\u0131m karde\u015fe, odun kesmeye\u2026<br \/>\nAld\u0131m yeni bir testere, elektrikli elektrikli\u2026<br \/>\nTepemi att\u0131rma do\u011frar\u0131m seni!<\/p>\n<p>&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p><em>K\u0131smetse \u00f6\u011fleye, ila\u00e7 vakti\u2026<br \/>\nBir ahiret sorusu\u2026<br \/>\nBilene\u2026<br \/>\nYok karde\u015fim cenneti vaat edemem, ben Aaa Kaaa Peli miyim?<\/p>\n<p>Beni se\u00e7sen bile, okusan, de\u011fer versen s\u00f6zlerime\u2026<br \/>\n<strong>Allahtan ba\u015fka hi\u00e7 kimse vaat edemez g\u00fcnahta tenzilat\u2026<br \/>\nA\u00e7amaz sana cennet kap\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Allah karde\u015fim, Allah\u2019\u0131n takdirindedir nereye gidece\u011fin\u2026<\/strong><br \/>\nHani Ha\u00e7, Ha\u00e7 deyip duruyorsun ya\u2026<br \/>\nHa\u00e7 yolu, Mekke \u2013 Medine yolu de\u011fildir!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6mr\u00fcn yolu\u2026<br \/>\nVaraca\u011f\u0131n nokta, varmak istedi\u011fin Allah\u2019\u0131n rahmeti\u2026<br \/>\nOnun cennet bah\u00e7eleri\u2026<br \/>\nHa\u00e7 yolu, uzunnn bir yol, deneyim dolu\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6mr\u00fcn yolu dedik ya\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eeytan bekler her k\u00f6\u015fesinde\u2026<br \/>\nS\u0131nar seni\u2026<br \/>\nGer\u00e7ekten hac\u0131 olursun sonunda, bir hoca\u2026<br \/>\nYand\u0131k\u00e7a cehennem ate\u015flerinde hayat seni s\u0131nad\u0131k\u00e7a\u2026<br \/>\nVe sen\u2026<br \/>\nBozmad\u0131ysan kalbini, insan\u2026<br \/>\nSeviyor, say\u0131yor g\u00fcveniyorsa sana\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fte o zaman, Cennetin kap\u0131lar\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131kt\u0131r sana!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00fcnyan\u0131n neresine gidersen git, baba\u2026 Babaysa\u2026 \u0130lgisi k\u0131z\u0131na\u2026 Tersi anne o\u011fluna\u2026 Ulan arkada\u015f bendeki \u015fu \u015fansa bak\u2026 \u0130ki kez oldum damat\u2026 Ondan ge\u00e7tim valide; k\u0131z tak\u0131nt\u0131l\u0131 ya\u2026 Gelinlerine k\u0131z\u0131na veriyor daha \u00e7ok de\u011fer, o\u011ful kal\u0131yor bir bakm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n solda(!) Ulan bu ne, hay ben b\u00f6yle \u015fansa! Ne birinden ne \u00f6tekinden alamad\u0131m nasibimi\u2026 Trump efendi bak\u0131yor damad\u0131n\u0131n &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20692\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eDamat\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20692"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20692"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20698,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20692\/revisions\/20698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}