{"id":20231,"date":"2019-03-15T14:27:47","date_gmt":"2019-03-15T14:27:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20231"},"modified":"2019-03-15T14:38:15","modified_gmt":"2019-03-15T14:38:15","slug":"mutlaka-oku-cok-guelduem-tayyipistani-tarif-ediyor-tayyipistani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20231","title":{"rendered":"MUTLAKA OKU, \u00e7ok g\u00fcld\u00fcm. Tayyipistani tarif ediyor Tayyipistani"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> \u201cSen Pejo&#8217;yu biliyon mu?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Adam\u0131n biri Pejo (Peugeot) marka bir minib\u00fcs al\u0131r ve arac\u0131 tam tan\u0131madan yolcu ta\u015f\u0131maya ba\u015flar. Minib\u00fcs t\u0131kl\u0131m t\u0131kl\u0131m dolu halde giderken h\u0131zland\u0131k\u00e7a h\u0131zlan\u0131r. M\u00fc\u015fterilerden biri:<br \/>\n\u201c\u015eof\u00f6r bey yava\u015f ol, kaza \u00e7\u0131kacak\u201d diye uyar\u0131r. \u015eof\u00f6r:<br \/>\n\u201cSen Pejo&#8217;yu biliyon mu?\u201d diye sorar. Yolcu \u201cHay\u0131r\u201d deyince \u015fof\u00f6r:<br \/>\n\u201cO zaman susacan\u201d diye onu azarlar.<br \/>\nBa\u015fka bir yolcu \u201c\u015eof\u00f6r bey o\u011flum, biraz yava\u015f ol, ben hastay\u0131m\u201d diye seslenir. \u015eof\u00f6r yine sorar:<br \/>\n\u201cSen Pejo&#8217;yu biliyon mu?\u201d<br \/>\nYa\u015fl\u0131 adam ne bilsin? Arkadan ba\u015fka bir yolcu seslenir:<br \/>\n\u201cYava\u015f git karde\u015fim, \u00f6ld\u00fcreceksin bizi\u2026\u201d<br \/>\n\u015eof\u00f6r yine sorar:<br \/>\n\u201cSen Pejo&#8217;yu biliyon mu?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBiliyorum yahu, ne olacak?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cO zaman \u00e7abuk s\u00f6yle, bunun freni nerede?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>K\u0131sadan hisse:<\/p>\n<p>Piyasalar kapand\u0131, kapanacak\u2026<br \/>\nBug\u00fcn CUMA\u2026<br \/>\nBak d\u00f6vize, alt\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nTIK yok AMA\u2026<br \/>\nBORSA!<\/p>\n<p>Domald\u0131lar yine, Allah bilir ne tavizler\u2026<br \/>\nTaviz derken, biliyorsun de\u011fil mi FAIZ!???<\/p>\n<p>Verilen faiz demek\u2026<br \/>\nHani \u00e7ok me\u015fhur, garip \u2013 gureba, \u00f6ks\u00fcz, yetim hakk\u0131 var ya\u2026<br \/>\nCumburlop yabanc\u0131, T\u00fcrkiyeli cebine\u2026<br \/>\nSenin, T\u00fcrk\u2019\u00fcn neyine?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cSen Pejo&#8217;yu biliyon mu?\u201d Adam\u0131n biri Pejo (Peugeot) marka bir minib\u00fcs al\u0131r ve arac\u0131 tam tan\u0131madan yolcu ta\u015f\u0131maya ba\u015flar. Minib\u00fcs t\u0131kl\u0131m t\u0131kl\u0131m dolu halde giderken h\u0131zland\u0131k\u00e7a h\u0131zlan\u0131r. M\u00fc\u015fterilerden biri: \u201c\u015eof\u00f6r bey yava\u015f ol, kaza \u00e7\u0131kacak\u201d diye uyar\u0131r. \u015eof\u00f6r: \u201cSen Pejo&#8217;yu biliyon mu?\u201d diye sorar. Yolcu \u201cHay\u0131r\u201d deyince \u015fof\u00f6r: \u201cO zaman susacan\u201d diye onu azarlar. Ba\u015fka &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20231\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eMUTLAKA OKU, \u00e7ok g\u00fcld\u00fcm. Tayyipistani tarif ediyor Tayyipistani\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20231"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20231"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20234,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20231\/revisions\/20234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}