{"id":20157,"date":"2019-03-14T12:27:20","date_gmt":"2019-03-14T12:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20157"},"modified":"2019-03-14T12:27:20","modified_gmt":"2019-03-14T12:27:20","slug":"zorla-koepek-ava-gider-mi-yok-olmuyor-canim-yazmak-istemiyor-sabah-karsi-havamdaydim-kisa-kisa-balon-gibi-soenduem-mutlaka-oku-izmirlimi-anla-uzay-ajansini-yayinlayacagim-daha-gazeteden-onl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20157","title":{"rendered":"Zorla k\u00f6pek ava gider mi? Yok, olmuyor. Canim yazmak istemiyor, sabah kar\u015f\u0131 havamdayd\u0131m, k\u0131sa k\u0131sa. Balon gibi s\u00f6nd\u00fcm. MUTLAKA oku \u0130zmirlimi, ANLA uzay ajans\u0131n\u0131! Yay\u0131nlayaca\u011f\u0131m daha, gazeteden, onlar\u0131 da \u00e7oktan okumad\u0131ysan\u0131z, okuman\u0131z\u0131 tavsiye ederim. Ben ancak gecikmeli okuyabiliyorum son zamanlarda. Say\u0131n Do\u011fru falan, Turan\u2019\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Eyyy cehape istesen de istemesen de uzaya \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131z<\/strong><br \/>\n10 Mart 2019 <\/p>\n<p>\u0130thal ine\u011fi, ithal samanla besliyoruz\u2026 Asr\u0131n liderimiz, T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;nin uzay yar\u0131\u015f\u0131nda yeralmas\u0131n\u0131 cehape&#8217;nin engelledi\u011fini anlat\u0131yor!<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nSay\u0131n ahalimiz iki kilo patl\u0131can alabilmek i\u00e7in saatlerce tanzim kuyru\u011funda beklerken\u2026 Asr\u0131n liderimiz saray\u0131nda \u00e7ift\u00e7ilerle bulu\u015fuyor, \u201cuzay \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131n\u0131 etkin \u015fekilde kullanman\u0131n gayreti i\u00e7indeyiz, cehape bundan rahats\u0131z oluyor, engel olmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor, bu durumu \u00e7ift\u00e7i karde\u015flerimin dikkatine sunuyorum\u201d diyor.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u201cCahil kesime g\u00fcveniyorum, okuma oran\u0131 artt\u0131k\u00e7a beni hafakanlar bas\u0131yor\u201d diyen arkada\u015f, Y\u00d6K&#8217;e y\u00f6netici yap\u0131l\u0131yor. \u201cAkademisyenler sar\u0131k giymeli\u201d diyen rekt\u00f6r var. \u201cHazreti Nuh&#8217;un cep telefonu vard\u0131\u201d diyen akademisyen var. \u201cDeve sidi\u011fi \u015fifal\u0131d\u0131r\u201d diyen akademisyen var. Asr\u0131n liderimiz televizyonda meydan okuyor, \u201ceyyy cehape, sen istesen de istemesen de biz uzaya \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131z\u201d diyor!<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nDiyanet&#8217;e bilim bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n d\u00f6rt misli b\u00fct\u00e7e ayr\u0131l\u0131yor.<br \/>\n\u201cShakespeare m\u00fcsl\u00fcmand\u0131, as\u0131l ad\u0131 \u015feyh pir\u201ddi diyen, kafas\u0131nda fesle dola\u015fan t\u0131marhanelik herif \u201cilim adam\u0131\u201d s\u0131fat\u0131yla sarayda a\u011f\u0131rlan\u0131yor. Akp gen\u00e7lik kollar\u0131 ba\u015fkan\u0131 \u201cd\u00fcnya d\u00fczd\u00fcr, d\u00fcnyan\u0131n yuvarlak olmas\u0131 masonlar\u0131n uydurmas\u0131d\u0131r\u201d diyor. Asr\u0131n liderimiz \u201ccehape T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;nin uzay yar\u0131\u015f\u0131nda yerini almas\u0131ndan ni\u00e7in rahats\u0131z oluyor\u201d diye soruyor.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nAyn\u0131 anda iki yerde birden g\u00f6r\u00fclebilen Tillo evliyalar\u0131n\u0131n kerametleri projesi, T\u00fcbitak taraf\u0131ndan bilimsel kabul ediliyor. Asr\u0131n liderimiz \u201cuzaya \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131z, bu ad\u0131m\u0131 ataca\u011f\u0131z, bundan rahats\u0131z oluyorlar, bilim ve teknolojiye kar\u015f\u0131 olan cehape zihniyeti i\u015fte bu\u201d diyor.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n(Peki nereden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 bu uzay meselesi derseniz?)<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n(T\u00fcrkiye Uzay Ajans\u0131 kuruldu, T\u00fcrkiye Uzay Ajans\u0131&#8217;n\u0131n kurulu\u015f kararnamesi CHP taraf\u0131ndan Anayasa Mahkemesi&#8217;ne g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcld\u00fc. Bilimsel \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmalar konusunda herhangi bir itiraz s\u00f6z konusu de\u011fil\u2026 Uzaya gidiyoruz ayaklar\u0131yla Uzay Ajans\u0131&#8217;na b\u00fct\u00e7e ayr\u0131lacak, miktar\u0131 belirsiz bu b\u00fct\u00e7e Say\u0131\u015ftay denetiminin d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda b\u0131rak\u0131lacak, asr\u0131n liderimizin kafas\u0131na g\u00f6re harcanacak, y\u00f6netim kurullar\u0131 filan olu\u015fturulacak, kafas\u0131na g\u00f6re maa\u015flar \u00f6denekler ba\u011flanacak, arpal\u0131k olacak. CHP hukuken buna itiraz ediyor.)<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n(Hat\u0131rlay\u0131n l\u00fctfen, asr\u0131n damad\u0131m\u0131z bir \u00f6nceki se\u00e7imde ne demi\u015fti? \u201cGe\u00e7enlerde se\u00e7menlerle sohbet ediyorduk, cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z ay&#8217;a kadar d\u00f6rt \u015feritli yol yapaca\u011f\u0131m dese vallahi inan\u0131r\u0131z diyorlar\u201d demi\u015fti. Uzay Ajans\u0131&#8217;n\u0131n i\u015fte tam olarak bununla alakas\u0131 var!)<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nYozgat \u00c7ekerek&#8217;te mesela, Malatya P\u00f6t\u00fcrge&#8217;de, Kars Digor&#8217;da, Afyon Dazk\u0131r\u0131&#8217;da millet ittifak\u0131na oy verirsen ne oluyorsun?<br \/>\nMa\u011fdur oluyorsun, maalesef uzaya gidemiyorsun.<br \/>\nBuna mukabil, Isparta Ke\u00e7iborlu&#8217;da mesela, Kastamonu Daday&#8217;da, Nev\u015fehir Avanos&#8217;ta Bitlis Adilcevaz&#8217;da cumhur ittifak\u0131na oy verirsen ne oluyorsun?<br \/>\nYerli ve milli aktronot oluyorsun.<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\nBu y\u00fczden, s\u0131rf cehape de\u011fildir bence.<br \/>\nK\u0131skan\u00e7 NASA engelliyordur as\u0131l.<br \/>\nHasedinden \u00e7atl\u0131yordur.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2019\/yazarlar\/yilmaz-ozdil\/eyyy-cehape-istesen-de-istemesen-de-uzaya-cikacagiz-3850944\/?utm_source=yazarlar&#038;utm_campaign=diger_yazilar&#038;utm_medium=diger<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eyyy cehape istesen de istemesen de uzaya \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131z 10 Mart 2019 \u0130thal ine\u011fi, ithal samanla besliyoruz\u2026 Asr\u0131n liderimiz, T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;nin uzay yar\u0131\u015f\u0131nda yeralmas\u0131n\u0131 cehape&#8217;nin engelledi\u011fini anlat\u0131yor! \u2605 Say\u0131n ahalimiz iki kilo patl\u0131can alabilmek i\u00e7in saatlerce tanzim kuyru\u011funda beklerken\u2026 Asr\u0131n liderimiz saray\u0131nda \u00e7ift\u00e7ilerle bulu\u015fuyor, \u201cuzay \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131n\u0131 etkin \u015fekilde kullanman\u0131n gayreti i\u00e7indeyiz, cehape bundan rahats\u0131z oluyor, engel olmaya &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20157\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eZorla k\u00f6pek ava gider mi? Yok, olmuyor. Canim yazmak istemiyor, sabah kar\u015f\u0131 havamdayd\u0131m, k\u0131sa k\u0131sa. Balon gibi s\u00f6nd\u00fcm. MUTLAKA oku \u0130zmirlimi, ANLA uzay ajans\u0131n\u0131! Yay\u0131nlayaca\u011f\u0131m daha, gazeteden, onlar\u0131 da \u00e7oktan okumad\u0131ysan\u0131z, okuman\u0131z\u0131 tavsiye ederim. Ben ancak gecikmeli okuyabiliyorum son zamanlarda. Say\u0131n Do\u011fru falan, Turan\u2019\u0131\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20157"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20158,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20157\/revisions\/20158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}