{"id":20110,"date":"2019-03-13T15:01:03","date_gmt":"2019-03-13T15:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20110"},"modified":"2019-03-13T15:15:37","modified_gmt":"2019-03-13T15:15:37","slug":"hah-hah-simdi-hatirladim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20110","title":{"rendered":"\u201cHah, hah \u015fimdi hat\u0131rlad\u0131m\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yazm\u0131\u015f anlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m, y\u0131llar oluyor\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eimdi anneme anlat\u0131m belediye fatura olay\u0131n\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nYeminle\u2026<br \/>\nKendimi \u00f6vmek falan de\u011fil, kar\u015f\u0131mdaki kad\u0131nsa\u2026<br \/>\nNe yapar yapar, e\u011fer ilgiliysem alt\u0131ndan girer \u00fcst\u00fcnden \u00e7\u0131kar\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130lgili de\u011filsem ama en az\u0131ndan onunla MUTLAKA bir orta yol bulurum.<\/p>\n<p>Ayni olay veya benzeri diyeyim Tayyipistanda ya\u015fand\u0131 y\u0131llar evvelsi\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fckl\u00fc bir miktar elektrik faturas\u0131, valide emekli\u2026<br \/>\nM\u00fcd\u00fcre veya M\u00fcdire Han\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nHitap \u00f6yle\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fczel bir \u015fey AMA burun Kaf da\u011f\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nNormal \u015fartlar alt\u0131nda, biraz zamanla AMA vakit dar her zamanki gibi\u2026<br \/>\nArt\u0131 para, \u00e7ok acil yani\u2026<br \/>\nHep nakit sorunu, hep nakit\u2026<br \/>\nYok\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131nla konu\u015fman\u0131n, anla\u015fman\u0131n m\u00fcmk\u00fcnat\u0131 YOK!<\/p>\n<p>Su\u00e7 onlarda, hata\u2026<br \/>\nSu\u00e7lular buna ra\u011fmen!<\/p>\n<p>Sonunda ald\u0131m ger\u00e7i \u2026 ede ede\u2026<br \/>\nAma validenin tespiti \u00fczerinde d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeye de\u011fer\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cHah, hah \u015fimdi hat\u0131rlad\u0131m. Zaten biraz g\u00fczel olsunlar, insanl\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 unuturlar, o makamlara gelmek i\u00e7in art\u0131k kimlerin, kimlerin alt\u0131ndan kalk\u0131yorlarsa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Evet\u2026<br \/>\nOrada, burada \u00e7ok\u00e7a tan\u0131d\u0131m b\u00f6ylelerini\u2026<br \/>\nNe ziyanl\u0131k ne sefillik\u2026<br \/>\nErke\u011fi kad\u0131n\u0131yla birlikte, makam \u2013 mevki u\u011fruna\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan pazar\u0131nda, et pazar\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan kalabilmek, her \u015fart ve ortamda\u2026<br \/>\nSatmadan kendini, ilkelerini, ruhunu, bedenini!<\/p>\n<p>Orospuluk karde\u015fim\u2026<br \/>\nOrospulu\u011fun, pezevenkli\u011fin \u00e7ok \u00e7e\u015fidi var&#8230;<br \/>\nGenelevde \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar\u2026.<br \/>\nOrda burada g.t verenler ile\u2026<br \/>\nVatan \u2013 millet mal\u0131 satanlar aras\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00f6ylelerinin yan\u0131nda, ger\u00e7ekten bu gibi yola d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f olan zavall\u0131lar var ya\u2026<br \/>\nOnlar zemzem suyuyla y\u0131kanm\u0131\u015flar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yazm\u0131\u015f anlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m, y\u0131llar oluyor\u2026 \u015eimdi anneme anlat\u0131m belediye fatura olay\u0131n\u0131\u2026 Yeminle\u2026 Kendimi \u00f6vmek falan de\u011fil, kar\u015f\u0131mdaki kad\u0131nsa\u2026 Ne yapar yapar, e\u011fer ilgiliysem alt\u0131ndan girer \u00fcst\u00fcnden \u00e7\u0131kar\u2026 \u0130lgili de\u011filsem ama en az\u0131ndan onunla MUTLAKA bir orta yol bulurum. Ayni olay veya benzeri diyeyim Tayyipistanda ya\u015fand\u0131 y\u0131llar evvelsi\u2026 Y\u00fckl\u00fc bir miktar elektrik faturas\u0131, valide emekli\u2026 M\u00fcd\u00fcre veya &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=20110\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e\u201cHah, hah \u015fimdi hat\u0131rlad\u0131m\u201d\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20110"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20110"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20115,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20110\/revisions\/20115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}