{"id":19823,"date":"2019-03-10T06:54:02","date_gmt":"2019-03-10T06:54:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19823"},"modified":"2019-03-10T07:55:49","modified_gmt":"2019-03-10T07:55:49","slug":"dinci-barbarlar-kurtlar-ve-vandallar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19823","title":{"rendered":"Dinci barbarlar, kurtlar ve Vandallar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ne g\u00fczel d\u00fcnya\u2026<br \/>\nNe kolay\u2026<br \/>\nOl s\u00f6zde dindar, b\u00fcr\u00fcn dinci k\u0131l\u0131f\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nKIMSE\u2026<br \/>\nHi\u00e7 kimse bilmiyor, anlam\u0131yor tertibin nas\u0131l y\u00fcr\u00fcd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc ama\u2026<br \/>\nB\u0131rak\u2026<br \/>\nKarma\u015fa, belirsizlik h\u00fckm\u00fcm s\u00fcrs\u00fcn, SEN kazan para!<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6yle ya\u2026<br \/>\nOlmaz hep bana, hep bana\u2026<br \/>\nVer birazda onlara\u2026<br \/>\nEt ortak h\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131\u011fa!<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6ylede yapar h\u0131rs\u0131z, dinci\u2026<br \/>\nVandal\u2019\u0131n kendisi\u2026<br \/>\nVandal dedik de, do\u011fru bildi\u011fimiz yanl\u0131\u015flar\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nceleri ger\u00e7ekten Vandal\u2019d\u0131lar, yak\u0131p y\u0131kt\u0131lar\u2026<br \/>\nGirmeleriyle Roma\u2019ya, rahat hayata al\u0131\u015ft\u0131lar\u2026<br \/>\nDe\u011fi\u015ftirdiler kendilerini oldular Romal\u0131lardan Romal\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBizim pezevengin, yanda\u015f \u2013 yolda\u015f\u0131n yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 gibi!<\/p>\n<p>De\u011fi\u015fir insan, de\u011fi\u015fir\u2026<br \/>\nRahat, l\u00fcks gev\u015fetir\u2026<br \/>\nAkla gelir bir dua:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;<em>Euzu bid-tav\u015fan eti, vel-kuzu,ved deve.<br \/>\nEkmek elleziii \u00e7orbahum, tatl\u0131 lezii baklava.<br \/>\nYa Rabbena, hep bana, g\u00f6nder rena.<br \/>\nZira a\u00e7l\u0131k \u00e7ok fena.<br \/>\nAllah\u00fcmme inni erudi vel kaz eti vel kuzu eti.<br \/>\nEl helva vel baklava<br \/>\nKebabellezine dolmah\u00fcma<br \/>\nAllah&#8217;\u0131m ver bana<br \/>\nZira a\u00e7l\u0131k \u00e7ok fena<\/em>*.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Prof. Dr. Arslant\u00fcrk bu duay\u0131 etti!<\/p>\n<p>Hi\u00e7 izlediniz, g\u00f6zlemlediniz mi bu olguyu?<br \/>\nDikkat edin bundan sonra maymuna, hayvana\u2026<br \/>\nYok karde\u015fim ger\u00e7ek hayvandan bahis ediyorum, d\u00f6rt ayakl\u0131 t\u00fcr\u00fcnden\u2026<br \/>\nVer onlara yiyece\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nTerbiyeli terbiyeli al\u0131r maymun tek, tek besini\u2026<br \/>\nHayvan ihtiyac\u0131 kadar olan\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ki ayakl\u0131s\u0131 karde\u015fim iki ayakl\u0131s\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nDOYMAZ G\u00d6Z\u00dc!<\/p>\n<p>Evet\u2026<br \/>\nAsaleti, k\u00f6kl\u00fc g\u00f6rg\u00fcy\u00fc insanda istersen \u00f6ze d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f gibi alg\u0131la!<\/p>\n<p>Tevazu\u2026<br \/>\nYetinme, payla\u015fma\u2026<br \/>\nPAYLA\u015eMA\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcrk\u2019\u00fc, rivayetlerini, \u00f6yk\u00fclerini, destanlar\u0131n\u0131 hangi hayvan s\u00fcsler\u2026<br \/>\nDoldurur hayat\u0131m\u0131z\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>KURT!<\/p>\n<p>D\u00fc\u015fman\u0131 kimdi?<br \/>\nAy\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAnlamazs\u0131n sen \u00d6nderi\u2026<br \/>\nAlfa (zooloji) kurt\u2026<br \/>\nDIKKAT lider yani di\u011fer bir\u00e7ok hayvana nazaran\u2026<br \/>\nPayla\u015f\u0131r yemini\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nce O yemez lop eti\u2026<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; s\u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fcn en zay\u0131f bireyi ile &lt;<br \/>\nPayla\u015f\u0131r yeme\u011fini\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6NCE s\u00fcr\u00fc sonra O \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc hayat m\u00fccadelesi\u2026<br \/>\nBilir\u2026<br \/>\nS\u00fcr\u00fc sa\u011fl\u0131kl\u0131ysa, doyduysa karn\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKar\u015f\u0131lan\u0131rsa her t\u00fcrl\u00fc ihtiya\u00e7lar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nO\u2026<br \/>\nOnlar\u0131n aras\u0131nda korur liderli\u011fini\u2026<br \/>\nSen\u2026<br \/>\nAnlamazs\u0131n \u00d6nderi!<\/p>\n<p>* Ne bu, biliyor musunuz? T\u00fcrk erkeklerinin cinsel g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fcn art\u0131rmas\u0131 i\u00e7in ettikleri duam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ne g\u00fczel d\u00fcnya\u2026 Ne kolay\u2026 Ol s\u00f6zde dindar, b\u00fcr\u00fcn dinci k\u0131l\u0131f\u0131na\u2026 KIMSE\u2026 Hi\u00e7 kimse bilmiyor, anlam\u0131yor tertibin nas\u0131l y\u00fcr\u00fcd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc ama\u2026 B\u0131rak\u2026 Karma\u015fa, belirsizlik h\u00fckm\u00fcm s\u00fcrs\u00fcn, SEN kazan para! \u00d6yle ya\u2026 Olmaz hep bana, hep bana\u2026 Ver birazda onlara\u2026 Et ortak h\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131\u011fa! \u00d6ylede yapar h\u0131rs\u0131z, dinci\u2026 Vandal\u2019\u0131n kendisi\u2026 Vandal dedik de, do\u011fru bildi\u011fimiz yanl\u0131\u015flar\u2026 \u00d6nceleri ger\u00e7ekten &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19823\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eDinci barbarlar, kurtlar ve Vandallar\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19823"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19823"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19836,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19823\/revisions\/19836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}