{"id":19590,"date":"2019-03-05T12:05:15","date_gmt":"2019-03-05T12:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19590"},"modified":"2019-03-05T15:39:55","modified_gmt":"2019-03-05T15:39:55","slug":"onore-onurlandirmak-mi-etti-yoksa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19590","title":{"rendered":"Onore (onurland\u0131rmak) m\u0131 etti YOKSA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bu pezevenk\u2026<br \/>\nAcaba a\u011fz\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kan\u0131 kula\u011f\u0131 duyuyor mu?<br \/>\nGer\u00e7ekten merak ettim!<\/p>\n<p>Ge\u00e7enlerde o kadar takdir ettim ki Orman ve Tar\u0131m Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nFoto kapan ile\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dclkemizin vah\u015fi ya\u015fam\u0131n\u0131 belgelemi\u015f. Ne g\u00fczel g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcler ne kadar g\u00fczel.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/L6DvYmiWn7A?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Ya\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6n\u00fcl istemez mi d\u00fczg\u00fcn bir y\u00f6netim\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130stemez mi huzur, g\u00f6n\u00fcl bunu istemez mi?<\/p>\n<p>Ya\u2026<br \/>\nBen, \u00d6nder G\u00fcrb\u00fcz\u2026<br \/>\nBinlerce sayfa ana, avrat k\u00fcf\u00fcr edece\u011fime, s\u00f6v\u00fcp s\u00f6ylenece\u011fime istemem mi\u2026<br \/>\nYa, istemem mi gurur duymak, yukar\u0131daki gibi g\u00fczel bir giri\u015fimi, galiba 1500 civar\u0131nda foto kapan ile g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fc yakalanm\u0131\u015f. \u0130stemem mi \u00f6v\u00fcnmeyi, istemem mi?<\/p>\n<p>Gel g\u00f6r ki, M\u00dcMK\u00dcN de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nKonu\u015fuyor yine, laf ebesi, a\u011fz\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kan\u0131 kula\u011f\u0131 duymuyor\u2026<br \/>\nOnunu dinleyen HAYVAN daha beter\u2026<br \/>\nBay Kemal\u2026<br \/>\nSanki o y\u00f6netiyor memleketi, ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131p \u2013 \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131yormu\u015f falan\u2026<br \/>\nYa O mu Sen mi?<\/p>\n<p>Vaktidir, saati\u2026<br \/>\nYapay\u0131m yine toplu bir katliam, hem ba\u015flay\u0131p bitiremediklerimi toparlam\u0131\u015f olay\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nHem f\u0131rsat bu f\u0131rsat, iyiyim, ila\u00e7lar\u0131n iyisi\u2026<br \/>\nHem\u2026<br \/>\nNe kadar s\u00fcrer bilemem tabi ama \u015fu an jet gibiyim.  <\/p>\n<p>DownGrade ile ba\u015flayal\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nHani araba, yeni ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m. K\u00f6\u015feli, benim gibi\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131nda severim yuvarlaklar\u0131, dolduracak g\u00f6z\u00fc, g\u00f6nl\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nErkeklerde veya erkek m\u00fcsveddelerinde demi\u015f olal\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nBilirsin topu, yuvarla\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nNe anlama geldi\u011fini de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n<p>\u0130\u015fte senin ba\u015f tac\u0131 etti\u011fin onlar gibi!<\/p>\n<p>O \u00f6yle ya \u00f6teki?<br \/>\nHani okyanus \u00f6tesindeki\u2026<br \/>\nBak, demokratlar yeterince delil toplam\u0131\u015f, s.ktir edecekler herifi\u2026<br \/>\nMakam\u0131n da azledecekler bir ba\u015fka \u2026 vereni(!)<\/p>\n<p>Tabii oras\u0131 Amerika, yasa var yasa\u2026<br \/>\nKanunlar, y\u00fcrekli h\u00e2kim ve savc\u0131lar!<\/p>\n<p>Bilmem bu d\u00fcnyay\u0131 ka\u00e7 def turlad\u0131m, inan kilometrelerin say\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 unuttum\u2026<br \/>\nK\u00fcl\u00fcst\u00fcr\u00fcnden, yeminle d\u00f6k\u00fcleninden, benim gibi p\u00fcf desen d\u00f6rt tekerle\u011fi yana kayacaklardan\u2026<br \/>\nNe arabalara bindim, kulland\u0131m. Anlatsam inanmayacaks\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nBir izlenimim, tabii Tayyipistan i\u00e7in ge\u00e7erli olmaz\u2026<br \/>\nBildi\u011fim kadar\u0131yla e\u011fer yiyorsa araba kullanmak, dayanabiliyorsan yak\u0131t, sigorta fiyatlar\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nMotorun hacmi\u2026<br \/>\nEn fazla 1,6 litre\u2026<br \/>\nParan varsa o ba\u015fka, ona bir diyece\u011fim yok tabii.<\/p>\n<p>Bak karde\u015fim\u2026<br \/>\nSenin gibi bir insan\u0131m, maddiyat\u0131m, maneviyat\u0131m sen neysen bende oyum\u2026<br \/>\nHer Allah\u2019\u0131n g\u00fcn\u00fc \u00e7ekemem alt\u0131ma araba\u2026<br \/>\nHani kedi\u2026<br \/>\nEri\u015femedi\u011fi ete mundarm\u0131\u015f der ya, bakmam \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131 pazara\u2026<br \/>\nTabii araba elim, aya\u011f\u0131m. Mecburen gittim bakt\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nAna, ula bu ne ya?<\/p>\n<p>Al\u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131m iki litre hacme\u2026<br \/>\nEn az 2 litre, araba ve \u00e7eki\u015fi. Bo\u015f ver beygir g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fc, sen bak hacme\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ki litre ve \u00fcst\u00fc neredeyse yok piyasada, Tabii senin, benim gibi insanlar\u0131n kullanaca\u011f\u0131 arabalardan bahis ediyorum.<\/p>\n<p>Hemen internette k\u0131sa bir ara\u015ft\u0131rma, tabii sordum da pazarlamac\u0131lara\u2026<br \/>\nDownGrade diyorlar buna\u2026<br \/>\nYani, T\u00fcrk\u00e7e s\u00f6yle terc\u00fcme etmi\u015f olay\u0131m:<\/p>\n<p>Attan in, e\u015fe\u011fe bin!<\/p>\n<p>Y\u00fckseltiyorlar beygir g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fc, hacmi k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fclt\u00fcrken\u2026<br \/>\nAraban\u0131n hacmini \u015f\u00f6yle d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn, dal\u0131\u015f yapacaks\u0131n denize\u2026<br \/>\nDerin bir nefes al\u0131yorsun akci\u011ferlerine, \u00e7ekiyorsun i\u00e7ine\u2026<br \/>\nVE bu yine t\u0131bben bilinen bir ger\u00e7ek, her insan\u0131n akci\u011fer hacmi de\u011fi\u015fken\u2026<br \/>\nBir alt, en alt birde en \u00fcst seviye var \u00f6rne\u011fin y\u00fcz\u00fcc\u00fclerde\u2026<br \/>\nNereden biliyorum t\u00fcm bunlar\u0131?<br \/>\nAkci\u011ferlerim karde\u015fim, akci\u011ferlerim su dolu\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck sorun yarat\u0131yor bana, bir ihtimal olacak sebep e\u015fek cennetine gitmemde\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fte\u2026<br \/>\nAkci\u011ferlerinin hacmi k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckse sen istedi\u011fin kadar iyi bir dal\u0131c\u0131 ol, istedi\u011fin kadar iyi\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fc, kuvvetli\u2026<br \/>\nHacmi b\u00fcy\u00fck olan sollar seni!<\/p>\n<p>Neden anlatt\u0131m \u015fimdi b\u00fct\u00fcn bunlar\u0131 sana?<br \/>\nBilen bilir beni, var bir nedeni!<\/p>\n<p>Vard\u0131 iki litre, buldum sonunda\u2026<br \/>\nDikkat\u2026<br \/>\nKAZASIZIM, y\u0131llardan beri\u2026<br \/>\nKaza yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m araba, \u00fc\u00e7 ayda bir \u00f6d\u00fcyordum 249 Euro sigorta. 140 beygir g\u00fcc\u00fcnde\u2026<br \/>\nOk gibiydi m\u00fcbarek, a\u011f\u0131rda olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in \u00e7ok seriydi. Gittim ald\u0131m ayni araban\u0131n 1,6 litreli\u011fini\u2026<br \/>\n116 beygir g\u00fcc\u00fcnde, \u00f6deyece\u011fim sigorta 183 lira\u2026<br \/>\nHa, eskisini arat\u0131yor mu bana?<br \/>\nTabii ama bu ya\u015ftan sonra bana s\u00fcrat de\u011fil rahat laz\u0131m, ekonomik bir araba!<\/p>\n<p><em>Milleti kaz\u0131kl\u0131yorlar, kand\u0131r\u0131yorlar insanlar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nHani dizel sorunu Almanya\u2019da, onun gibi\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00f6z boyama!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u0130nsan\u0131z, insan\u2026<br \/>\nHepimiz \u00f6nce bakar\u0131z ambalaja\u2026<br \/>\nBen bilerek ald\u0131m, ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 ya sen\u2026<br \/>\nSen bilerek mi se\u00e7iyorsun se\u00e7ti\u011fini?<\/p>\n<p>EMINIM\u2026<br \/>\nBir\u00e7o\u011funuz hala anlamad\u0131, hala idrak etmedi kiminle dans etti\u011fini!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\nBenim iyili\u011fim bu kadar, yar\u0131na devam. Saniye ya saniye sonras\u0131 belli de\u011fil<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nPek iyi de\u011filim dostlar, a\u011fr\u0131lar\u2026<br \/>\nTam kendine yak\u0131\u015fan bir laf etti, iki dakika \u00f6nceydi, unuttum\u2026<br \/>\nKendimi toparlayam\u0131yorum. Trump ile ilgili yazacakt\u0131m, de\u011ferlendirmelerimi\u2026<br \/>\nYazar, \u00e7izer \u2013 televizyon falan yine konu\u015fuyorlar, Kahpe gibi AMA\u2026<br \/>\nTablonun t\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6zetmeyerek, INAN biraz kendimi toparlarsam\u2026<br \/>\nYazaca\u011f\u0131m d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncelerimi!<\/p>\n<p><strong>SAMAN, unutmayay\u0131m diye kendime not\u2026<br \/>\nSamani yazaca\u011f\u0131m, yok senin d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn, beklentilerin do\u011frultusunda de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nS\u00d6Z VERIYORUM\u2026<br \/>\nEn az\u0131ndan \u015fa\u015f\u0131racak AMA belki sana, bir giri\u015fimciye bir i\u015f imk\u00e2n\u0131 do\u011facak\u2026<br \/>\nBelki\u2026<br \/>\nVerece\u011fim bilgi ile insanlara i\u015f imk\u00e2n\u0131 do\u011facak!<\/p>\n<p><em>HEM \u00e7evreci hem g\u00fcvenli hem gelece\u011fe\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6yle bir yat\u0131r\u0131m ki\u2026<br \/>\nAh ke\u015fke, ke\u015fke bir giri\u015fimci bu bilgiyi de\u011ferlendirse! <\/em><br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Devam edecek\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bu pezevenk\u2026 Acaba a\u011fz\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kan\u0131 kula\u011f\u0131 duyuyor mu? Ger\u00e7ekten merak ettim! Ge\u00e7enlerde o kadar takdir ettim ki Orman ve Tar\u0131m Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131\u2026 Foto kapan ile\u2026 \u00dclkemizin vah\u015fi ya\u015fam\u0131n\u0131 belgelemi\u015f. Ne g\u00fczel g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcler ne kadar g\u00fczel. Ya\u2026 G\u00f6n\u00fcl istemez mi d\u00fczg\u00fcn bir y\u00f6netim\u2026 \u0130stemez mi huzur, g\u00f6n\u00fcl bunu istemez mi? Ya\u2026 Ben, \u00d6nder G\u00fcrb\u00fcz\u2026 Binlerce sayfa ana, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19590\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eOnore (onurland\u0131rmak) m\u0131 etti YOKSA\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19590"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19590"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19614,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19590\/revisions\/19614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}