{"id":193476,"date":"2024-12-25T17:18:16","date_gmt":"2024-12-25T17:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=193476"},"modified":"2024-12-25T18:02:23","modified_gmt":"2024-12-25T18:02:23","slug":"ulan-oglum-senin-kellen-neden-bu-kadar-bueyuek-gelir-her-tuerlue-kabak-senin-kelleyi-bulur-ne-yapayim-allah-vergisidir-bakislarim-benim-sucum-mu-rezil-utanmaz-terbiyesiz-falan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=193476","title":{"rendered":"Ulan o\u011flum senin kellen neden bu kadar b\u00fcy\u00fck? Gelir her t\u00fcrl\u00fc kabak senin kelleyi bulur? Ne yapay\u0131m Allah vergisidir bak\u0131\u015flar\u0131m, benim su\u00e7um mu? Rezil \u2026 Utanmaz \u2026 Terbiyesiz falan!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Han\u0131m \u0130skender yapt\u0131, herkesi \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rd\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nTatl\u0131 tatl\u0131 sofrada otururken s\u00f6z d\u00f6nd\u00fc dola\u015ft\u0131 Ali Nazikten, \u0130skender\u2019den geldi beni buldu<\/p>\n<p>G\u00fczel olmu\u015f yemek, herkes be\u011fendi. Valide iki yemek aras\u0131ndaki fark\u0131 anlat\u0131rken birden bire d\u00f6v\u00fcnmeye ba\u015flad\u0131. Herkes bak\u0131yor tabii aptal aptal. Validenin anlat\u0131\u015flar\u0131 \u00e7ok tatl\u0131d\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nHerkes hayran kal\u0131r. Me\u011fer tizeyi taklit ediyormu\u015f(!)<br \/>\nBizim rahmetliyle bir restoran\u0131m\u0131z vard\u0131, orada \u00e7ok g\u00fczel yaparlard\u0131 Ali Nazi\u011fi. Kapand\u0131<br \/>\n\u201cBiz gidiyorduk oraya\u201d<br \/>\nYok ya \u2026 ile!?<br \/>\n\u201cNas\u0131l ya siz sadece bir kere izin yapt\u0131n\u0131z birlikte\u201d<br \/>\nValide \u201cHay\u0131r ka\u00e7 kez gittiler\u201d ba\u015flad\u0131 anlatmaya\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cK\u0131z\u0131 kesiyormu\u015f balkondan, Meliha\u2019n\u0131n akli gitmi\u015f \u2026 g\u00f6recek diye\u201d<br \/>\nRezil, utanmaz, terbiyesiz gibi laflar d\u00f6rt bir taraftan<\/p>\n<p>Haydaaaaaaaaa\u2026<br \/>\nNe oluyoruz ya?<br \/>\nAma g\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcn \u00f6n\u00fcne geldi, tize balkonu ile onlar\u0131n kat\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nEn \u00fcst daire, kocaman balkonlu. Sar\u0131\u015f\u0131n bir hatundu<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nNerden nereye, d\u00f6ner dola\u015f\u0131r bulur kabak benim\u2026<br \/>\nKelleyi<\/p>\n<p>Karde\u015f \u201cTermal Bad\u2019a gelecekmi\u015fsiniz yarin?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYok ben temizlik yapaca\u011f\u0131m ama sen git \u00d6nder iyi olur\u201d<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nderin de hali var ya y\u00fczme havuzuna gidecek, kaz\u0131nacak\u2026<br \/>\nZaten kendi ekledi sonradan \u201cOturma odas\u0131\u201d<br \/>\nUlan ben sizin hepinizin \u2026!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2024-12-25 183655.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"305\" height=\"683\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2024-12-25 183920.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"305\" height=\"683\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tesad\u00fcft\u00fcr tesad\u00fcf, kedidir KEDI<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Yeni\/Screenshot 2024-12-25 184149.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"305\" height=\"683\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Sezen Aksu - Yaln\u0131z Kullar (Official Audio)\" width=\"525\" height=\"295\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QkM8rYjGJl0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Allah\u2026<br \/>\nBeni B\u00d6YLE YARATMI\u015e\u2026<br \/>\nVAR MI\u2026<br \/>\nBir diyece\u011finiz?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"IIMZZv3PC2\"><p><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=187982\"><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8222;&#8220; &#8212; \u00d6nder G\u00fcrb\u00fcz\" src=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=187982&#038;embed=true#?secret=IIMZZv3PC2\" data-secret=\"IIMZZv3PC2\" width=\"525\" height=\"296\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Wie soll ich DAS jetzt verstehen?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"m4E5CGSMUR\"><p><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=169657\">Augenh\u00f6he DIE Lehre von Gazi Mustafa Kemal Atat\u00fcrk, Patriotismus OHNE Faschismus. Sein gegen\u00fcber zu akzeptieren UND zu respektieren. Ihn so zu behandeln WIE MAN will das man selbst behandelt WIRD<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8222;Augenh\u00f6he DIE Lehre von Gazi Mustafa Kemal Atat\u00fcrk, Patriotismus OHNE Faschismus. Sein gegen\u00fcber zu akzeptieren UND zu respektieren. Ihn so zu behandeln WIE MAN will das man selbst behandelt WIRD&#8220; &#8212; \u00d6nder G\u00fcrb\u00fcz\" src=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=169657&#038;embed=true#?secret=m4E5CGSMUR\" data-secret=\"m4E5CGSMUR\" width=\"525\" height=\"296\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Ich BIN ich UND der Unterschied IST NICHT so klein<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Han\u0131m \u0130skender yapt\u0131, herkesi \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rd\u0131\u2026 Tatl\u0131 tatl\u0131 sofrada otururken s\u00f6z d\u00f6nd\u00fc dola\u015ft\u0131 Ali Nazikten, \u0130skender\u2019den geldi beni buldu G\u00fczel olmu\u015f yemek, herkes be\u011fendi. Valide iki yemek aras\u0131ndaki fark\u0131 anlat\u0131rken birden bire d\u00f6v\u00fcnmeye ba\u015flad\u0131. Herkes bak\u0131yor tabii aptal aptal. Validenin anlat\u0131\u015flar\u0131 \u00e7ok tatl\u0131d\u0131r\u2026 Herkes hayran kal\u0131r. Me\u011fer tizeyi taklit ediyormu\u015f(!) Bizim rahmetliyle bir restoran\u0131m\u0131z vard\u0131, orada &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=193476\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eUlan o\u011flum senin kellen neden bu kadar b\u00fcy\u00fck? Gelir her t\u00fcrl\u00fc kabak senin kelleyi bulur? Ne yapay\u0131m Allah vergisidir bak\u0131\u015flar\u0131m, benim su\u00e7um mu? Rezil \u2026 Utanmaz \u2026 Terbiyesiz falan!?\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193476"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193476"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":193486,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193476\/revisions\/193486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}