{"id":19152,"date":"2019-02-25T12:24:12","date_gmt":"2019-02-25T12:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19152"},"modified":"2019-02-25T12:27:22","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T12:27:22","slug":"yok-gitmedim-noerologa-doktor-yarin-saat-1630","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19152","title":{"rendered":"Yok gitmedim n\u00f6rolo\u011fa, doktor y\u00e2rin saat 16:30"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AFFEDERSIN \u0130nan\u2026<br \/>\nTuvalet sorunu olmasa, kararg\u00e2h kurdum neredeyse kenefe\u2026<br \/>\nYoksa yine gitmezdim. Git, git ayn\u0131 terane, ayn\u0131 nakarat\u2026<br \/>\nTek \u00e7are, \u0130svi\u00e7re!<\/p>\n<p>Bug\u00fcn\u2026<br \/>\nAsans\u00f6rde, en \u00f6nde ben duruyorum, kap\u0131 \u00f6n\u00fcnde\u2026<br \/>\nBirdenbire\u2026<br \/>\nArka \u00fcst\u00fc y\u0131k\u0131ld\u0131m adam\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcne!<\/p>\n<p>Bu ne ya???<br \/>\nZ\u0131rt p\u0131rt tuvaleteyim?<br \/>\n\u015eeker, mide, sindirim sistemi?<br \/>\nAllah bilir?<\/p>\n<p>Bir lokma, bir lokma, bir iki ka\u015f\u0131k yiyorum t\u0131ka basa tokum\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u00e7ki\u2026<br \/>\nS\u0131f\u0131r, imk\u00e2n\u0131 yok i\u00e7emiyorum.<\/p>\n<p>PEZEVENK\u2026<br \/>\nYok benim ki\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\n\u00d6\u011frenci adam\u0131n arabas\u0131ndan ne olur?<br \/>\nYEMINLE\u2026<br \/>\nHerifin harcad\u0131\u011f\u0131 paray\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7 ki\u015fi harcam\u0131yoruz AMA arabaya gelince ayn\u0131 ben\u2026<br \/>\nBenim gen\u00e7li\u011fim, mazot, benzin g\u0131d\u0131mla. Shell, Esso bilmem ne onlar\u0131 mi zengin edece\u011fim?<br \/>\nG\u0131d\u0131m g\u0131d\u0131m mazot var i\u00e7inde\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ok isterdim bug\u00fcn arabas\u0131n\u0131 geri vereyim, olmad\u0131. K\u0131smetse yar\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nYeni geldim, bak yeminle\u2026<br \/>\nArabas\u0131n\u0131n ya\u011f\u0131na, tuzuna, \u015fekerine bakt\u0131m. Ona kalsa bakmaz, bakmayacak\u2026<br \/>\nI\u00e7, d\u0131\u015f y\u0131kama, temizleme ta araban\u0131n alt\u0131na kadar (unterbodenw\u00e4sche)<br \/>\nAna avrat d\u00fcz giden bir mektup zarf i\u00e7inde\u2026<br \/>\nBir miktar para\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nDEPO FULL, milim girmiyor daha i\u00e7ine\u2026<br \/>\nAnne olmak ZOR\u2026<br \/>\nAma inan baba olmakta kolay de\u011fil!<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6yle anla\u015ft\u0131k, gidece\u011fim galeriye\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fcr\u00fcyemiyorum ya\u2026<br \/>\nAraban\u0131n konumunu WhatsUp ile bildirece\u011fim O gidip ak\u015fama alacak\u2026<br \/>\nBu y\u00fczden zarf!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AFFEDERSIN \u0130nan\u2026 Tuvalet sorunu olmasa, kararg\u00e2h kurdum neredeyse kenefe\u2026 Yoksa yine gitmezdim. Git, git ayn\u0131 terane, ayn\u0131 nakarat\u2026 Tek \u00e7are, \u0130svi\u00e7re! Bug\u00fcn\u2026 Asans\u00f6rde, en \u00f6nde ben duruyorum, kap\u0131 \u00f6n\u00fcnde\u2026 Birdenbire\u2026 Arka \u00fcst\u00fc y\u0131k\u0131ld\u0131m adam\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcne! Bu ne ya??? Z\u0131rt p\u0131rt tuvaleteyim? \u015eeker, mide, sindirim sistemi? Allah bilir? Bir lokma, bir lokma, bir iki ka\u015f\u0131k yiyorum &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19152\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eYok gitmedim n\u00f6rolo\u011fa, doktor y\u00e2rin saat 16:30\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19152"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19152"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19154,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19152\/revisions\/19154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}