{"id":19048,"date":"2019-02-22T19:55:30","date_gmt":"2019-02-22T19:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19048"},"modified":"2019-02-22T19:57:29","modified_gmt":"2019-02-22T19:57:29","slug":"%f0%9f%98%8a-yalan-makinesi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19048","title":{"rendered":"&#x1f60a; Yalan makinesi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bilmem bilir misin, yok can\u0131m nereden bileceksin!?<br \/>\nYalan makinesi ne yap\u0131yor, nas\u0131l \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor biliyor musun?<br \/>\nAkl\u0131nda olsun\u2026<br \/>\nYa sivri bir ta\u015f ya kal\u0131nca, yok en g\u00fczeli bir \u00e7uvals\u0131z veya raptiye bulunsun cebininde!!!<\/p>\n<p>Bir insan\u0131n direnci 1000 \uf057 \uf057 (Ohm)<br \/>\nBirincisi yalan makinesi direnci \u00f6l\u00e7er, v\u00fccut direncini\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130kincisi ses titre\u015fimi gibi kimi stres belirtilerini(!)<\/p>\n<p>Ta\u015f, i\u011fne, raptiye gibi bir nesne ile \u00f6rne\u011fin ayakkab\u0131nda kendini s\u00fcrekli bir strese maruz b\u0131rak\u0131rsan, ki ac\u0131 bir t\u00fcr stres halidir, yalan makinesi do\u011fruyu ve yalan\u0131 ay\u0131rt edemez. <\/p>\n<p>\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc s\u00fcrekli bir strese tabisin\u2026<br \/>\nE\u011fitim(!)<\/p>\n<p>\u0130nan\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ok \u00f6\u011fretebilece\u011fim \u015fey var, neler neler\u2026<br \/>\nYa sekreter\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nBiliyorsun ne t\u00fcr ne \u00e7e\u015fit\u2026<br \/>\nYa sa\u011fl\u0131k\u2026<br \/>\nAma ne biri ne \u00f6teki var!<\/p>\n<p>\u0130yi geceler, \u00f6\u011fleden sonra yine yamuldum. Su\u2026<br \/>\nSu mahvetti!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bilmem bilir misin, yok can\u0131m nereden bileceksin!? Yalan makinesi ne yap\u0131yor, nas\u0131l \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor biliyor musun? Akl\u0131nda olsun\u2026 Ya sivri bir ta\u015f ya kal\u0131nca, yok en g\u00fczeli bir \u00e7uvals\u0131z veya raptiye bulunsun cebininde!!! Bir insan\u0131n direnci 1000 \uf057 \uf057 (Ohm) Birincisi yalan makinesi direnci \u00f6l\u00e7er, v\u00fccut direncini\u2026 \u0130kincisi ses titre\u015fimi gibi kimi stres belirtilerini(!) Ta\u015f, i\u011fne, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=19048\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e&#x1f60a; Yalan makinesi\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19048"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19048"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19052,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19048\/revisions\/19052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}