{"id":187004,"date":"2024-10-26T04:31:54","date_gmt":"2024-10-26T04:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=187004"},"modified":"2024-10-26T05:22:14","modified_gmt":"2024-10-26T05:22:14","slug":"187004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=187004","title":{"rendered":"&#8222;Ya oldu\u011fun gibi g\u00f6r\u00fcn, ya g\u00f6r\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn gibi ol&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mevlana Celaleddin-i Rumi <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"MqCjyyhirw\"><p><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=186023\">&#8211; Dumm IST wenn du die Radieschen von unten sehen MUSST ohne das du dich verteidigen KANNST \u2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8222;&#8211; Dumm IST wenn du die Radieschen von unten sehen MUSST ohne das du dich verteidigen KANNST \u2013&#8220; &#8212; \u00d6nder G\u00fcrb\u00fcz\" src=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=186023&#038;embed=true#?secret=MqCjyyhirw\" data-secret=\"MqCjyyhirw\" width=\"525\" height=\"296\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Haydut,<br \/>\nD\u00dcN, vallahi billahi isteyerek olmad\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<br \/>\nCan\u0131mdan bezdirdiler beni. <\/p>\n<p>Bir \u00e7\u0131\u011fl\u0131k\u2026<br \/>\nMutfaktan, akl\u0131m gitti\u2026<br \/>\nBir h\u0131\u015f\u0131m ki odalar zaten yan yana\u2026<br \/>\nMutfaktayd\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Ne oldu?<br \/>\n\u201cYaramaz sinekli\u011fin en \u00fcst\u00fcne t\u0131rmanm\u0131\u015f\u201d<br \/>\nSineklik tarumar\u2026<br \/>\nKap\u0131 ya KAPI sinekli\u011fi, m\u00fcbarek hayvan ulan nas\u0131l t\u0131rmand\u0131n teee\u2026<br \/>\nTepeye?<\/p>\n<p>Eh al\u0131rs\u0131n eline sokak s\u00fcp\u00fcrgesini\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7\u0131\u011fl\u0131ktan ZATEN korkmu\u015f atm\u0131\u015f kendini yere\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cBebe ya bebe\u201d<br \/>\nS\u00fcp\u00fcrge kafas\u0131na geldi, YEMINLE istememi\u015ftim\u2026<br \/>\nTOK diye bir ses \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 \u00c7OK \u00fcz\u00fcld\u00fcm tabii<\/p>\n<p>Sabahtan geli\u015fmi\u015fti olay, t\u00fcm g\u00fcn \u00e7ok temkinliyi\u2026<br \/>\nHaydut, HAYDUT\u2026<br \/>\nBu sabah<br \/>\n\ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nTabii ki geldiler gene AMA haydut\u2026<br \/>\nGereken dersi \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015f g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcyor<\/p>\n<p>YEMINLE istememi\u015ftim, kaza ile geldi kafas\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<br \/>\nArada s\u0131rada\u2026<br \/>\nBAZEN\u2026<br \/>\nGerekli b\u00f6yle \u015feyler, DAYAK\u2026<br \/>\nBo\u015funa cennetten \u00e7\u0131kma dememi\u015fler<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mevlana Celaleddin-i Rumi &#8211; Dumm IST wenn du die Radieschen von unten sehen MUSST ohne das du dich verteidigen KANNST \u2013 Haydut, D\u00dcN, vallahi billahi isteyerek olmad\u0131\u2026 AMA\u2026 Can\u0131mdan bezdirdiler beni. Bir \u00e7\u0131\u011fl\u0131k\u2026 Mutfaktan, akl\u0131m gitti\u2026 Bir h\u0131\u015f\u0131m ki odalar zaten yan yana\u2026 Mutfaktayd\u0131m. Ne oldu? \u201cYaramaz sinekli\u011fin en \u00fcst\u00fcne t\u0131rmanm\u0131\u015f\u201d Sineklik tarumar\u2026 Kap\u0131 ya &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=187004\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e&#8222;Ya oldu\u011fun gibi g\u00f6r\u00fcn, ya g\u00f6r\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn gibi ol&#8220;\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187004"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=187004"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187011,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187004\/revisions\/187011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=187004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=187004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=187004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}