{"id":18474,"date":"2019-02-05T13:24:02","date_gmt":"2019-02-05T13:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=18474"},"modified":"2019-02-05T13:24:02","modified_gmt":"2019-02-05T13:24:02","slug":"ama-bunlar-benim-agzima-s-ciyorlar-cok-guelduem-benim-sipaya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=18474","title":{"rendered":"\u201cAma bunlar benim a\u011fz\u0131ma s.\u00e7\u0131yorlar\u201d \u00e7ok g\u00fcld\u00fcm benim s\u0131paya"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c7ocuk ya, vallahi billahi \u00e7ocuk daha\u2026<br \/>\nEee o\u011flum, kar\u0131 milleti\u2026<br \/>\nDaha ne g\u00f6rd\u00fcn ki?<br \/>\n\u00d6ld\u00fcm g\u00fclmekten, \u00f6yle saf saf anlat\u0131yor, \u00e7ok ho\u015fuma gitti.<\/p>\n<p>Bir \u00f6ncesi ve \u015fimdiki, sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131, kilolar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nHele hele \u015fimdiki bir afet, tam bir \u201cfelaket\u201d<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nZaten ilk g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fte cezp etti beni, bunu duyunca oldum \u00f6nder bay\u0131ld\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00f6rt k\u00f6\u015fe, yeminle d\u00f6rt k\u00f6\u015feyim\u2026<br \/>\nHem sonra k\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc i\u00e7in de\u011fil ya, sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nGayet normal bir durum yani.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130lki mi, ikincisi mi\u2026<br \/>\nO\u011flan\u0131n evinde, yeme\u011fe toplanm\u0131\u015flar arkada\u015f \u00e7evresi\u2026<br \/>\nNeyse da\u011f\u0131lm\u0131\u015flar, k\u0131z yok ortal\u0131kta\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cAdam olacak \u00e7ocuk bokundan belli olurmu\u015f\u201d ya<br \/>\nBanyoda\u2026<br \/>\nBanyoda bulmu\u015f k\u0131z\u0131, gece vakti\u2026<br \/>\nNinem misali hat\u0131r hat\u0131r kaz\u0131n\u0131yormu\u015f, his edince evlad\u0131n onu izledi\u011fini d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f bakm\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cBxxxkkk sen bunlar\u0131 g\u00f6rmedin mi?\u201d<br \/>\nAman ne k\u0131zm\u0131\u015f ne k\u0131zm\u0131\u015f, hem s\u00f6yleniyormu\u015f hem kaz\u0131n\u0131yormu\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ya, ya birinci ya ikinci birliktelikleri\u2026<br \/>\nCam\u0131n alt taraf\u0131nda bir yer, fayansta\u2026<br \/>\nYok vallahi billahi g\u00f6rmedim diye cevap vermi\u015f!<\/p>\n<p>HELAL olsun k\u0131za\u2026<br \/>\nDinsizin hakk\u0131ndan imans\u0131z gelir ya, bu k\u0131z\u2026<br \/>\nADAM eder evlad\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>K\u0131z\u0131n \u201ckorkusuna\u201d yemiyor, yiyemiyor salam, sucuk, et falan\u2026<br \/>\nHem vejetaryenmi\u015f hem kilo\u2026<br \/>\nDemi\u015f et kokusu al\u0131rsam bir daha sokulma yan\u0131ma\u2026<br \/>\nYAKI\u015eIR b\u00f6yle gelin \u00d6nder\u2019e, versinler kuca\u011f\u0131ma bir iki s\u0131pa\u2026<br \/>\nPolonyal\u0131ym\u0131\u015f bana ne, insan\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nsan evlad\u0131 ya, sen bak ona!   <\/p>\n<p>&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6nemli olan nedir biliyor musunuz, ger\u00e7ekten \u00f6nemli\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130zmirlimim de anlatt\u0131\u011f\u0131 gibi, sevgi, en g\u00fczeli a\u015fk VE insanlar\u0131n birbirini tamamlamas\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBununda ILK \u015fart\u0131; sevgi, sayg\u0131 ve g\u00fcven!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c7ocuk ya, vallahi billahi \u00e7ocuk daha\u2026 Eee o\u011flum, kar\u0131 milleti\u2026 Daha ne g\u00f6rd\u00fcn ki? \u00d6ld\u00fcm g\u00fclmekten, \u00f6yle saf saf anlat\u0131yor, \u00e7ok ho\u015fuma gitti. Bir \u00f6ncesi ve \u015fimdiki, sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131, kilolar\u0131\u2026 Hele hele \u015fimdiki bir afet, tam bir \u201cfelaket\u201d &#x1f60a; Zaten ilk g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fte cezp etti beni, bunu duyunca oldum \u00f6nder bay\u0131ld\u0131\u2026 D\u00f6rt k\u00f6\u015fe, yeminle d\u00f6rt k\u00f6\u015feyim\u2026 Hem &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=18474\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e\u201cAma bunlar benim a\u011fz\u0131ma s.\u00e7\u0131yorlar\u201d \u00e7ok g\u00fcld\u00fcm benim s\u0131paya\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18474"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18475,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18474\/revisions\/18475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}