Kar\u0131 milleti\u2026
\nEVET, KARI MILLETI!<\/p>\n
Ne \u00e7ok k\u0131zm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m ona, dedim o\u011flum imk\u00e2n\u0131n varsa Ankara\u2026
\nAnkara siyasete git, orada g\u00f6r \u00f6\u011frenimini AMA dikkatli ol a\u011fz\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kana\u2026
\nSokma benim ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131 belaya!<\/p>\n
Ankara siyaset ne demek ya, Ankara siyaset\u2026
\nNeredeyse akan sular duracak\u2026
\nTayyipistan gibi bir yerde. \u0130yi bir ismi vard\u0131r \u00fcniversitenin\u2026<\/p>\n
https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/turkce\/haberler-dunya-45937704<\/p>\n
Alem etti, kulem etti Polonya\u2019ya gitti, yar\u0131na gelecek k\u0131smetse\u2026
\n>>> D\u00fcn, babaannesinden <<<
\n\u00d6\u011freniyorum ki uzun zamandan beri bir Polonyal\u0131 k\u0131z varm\u0131\u015f(!)<\/p>\n
Ulan pezevenkkk\u2026
\nBuralarda kar\u0131lar\u0131n, k\u0131zlar\u0131n k\u00f6k\u00fcne kibrit suyu mu ektiler?
\nEhhh\u2026
\nSen bir gel bak neler olacak diyecektim kiii\u2026
\nVaz ge\u00e7tim!<\/p>\n
\u00d6nce ba\u015fka bir konuya de\u011finelim, yok yine o\u011flanla ilgili AMA bak s\u00f6z nereye gidecek\u2026
\nDayDay VE Dada\u2026
\nR\u0131z\u0131klar\u0131 karde\u015fim r\u0131z\u0131klar\u0131, vayyy\u2026
\nBen sizin anan\u0131z\u0131 avrad\u0131n\u0131z\u0131!<\/p>\n
K\u0131\u015f ya, \u00f6f ne pahal\u0131l\u0131k\u2026
\nAnas\u0131n\u0131n umurunda m\u0131 ben iyi miyim k\u00f6t\u00fc m\u00fc, halim var m\u0131\u2026
\nBir liste, \u00f6nl\u00fc arkal\u0131\u2026
\nYa bu herifin cebinde para var m\u0131?<\/p>\n
Kar\u0131lar tuz dedi mi\u2026
\nBizlerin bir taraf\u0131 c\u0131z eder ya, O hesap\u2026
\n\u00c7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr vard\u0131 cebimde ama ne liste, o\u011flu gelecek\u2026
\nVay Allahs\u0131z tospa vay ulan herif zaten d\u00f6rt k\u00f6\u015fe\u2026
\nNe yalan s\u00f6yleyeyim, benim anamda bana yap\u0131yor\u2026
\nNORMAL\u2026
\nHerhalde!<\/p>\n
😊<\/p>\n
Karde\u015f dururken ba\u015fka tarafa gider miyim?
\nBak\u2026
\nHep derim Allah\u2019a \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr tarhanay\u0131 da bilirim pirzolay\u0131 da\u2026
\nG\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f ge\u00e7irmi\u015f bir aileyiz, fele\u011fin \u00e7emberinden ge\u00e7en tiplerden\u2026
\n\u0130ster inan ister inanma, hele k\u0131\u015f zamanlar\u0131nda\u2026
\nZayiat, sebze, meyvede inan\u0131lmaz\u2026
\nEn az, en az %10 \u2013 15 \u00e7\u00fcr\u00fck \u00e7ar\u0131k, yok elden bir \u015fey gelmiyor, GAGALIYORLAR\u2026
\nEsnaflara halde, yapabilece\u011fin hi\u00e7 bir \u015fey yok\u2026
\n\u00dcst\u00fcne m\u00fc\u015fteri\u2026
\nYa sen kimsin, nesin ulan kendini be\u011fenmi\u015f bilmem ne?<\/p>\n
Hi\u00e7 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyor musun hayvan gibi m\u0131nc\u0131klarken, se\u00e7erken\u2026
\nSe\u00e7mece ya, rekabet zaten dorukta\u2026
\nBu d\u00fckk\u00e2n sahibinin de evlatlar\u0131 var, nasipleri\u2026
\nR\u0131z\u0131klar\u0131\u2026
\nOnlar\u0131 m\u0131nc\u0131k m\u0131nc\u0131k ediyorum diye?<\/p>\n
Bir \u00f6rnek\u2026
\nElmay\u0131 sever misiniz?
\nK\u0131rk sekiz sene yemesem aramam\u2026
\nHani par\u0131l par\u0131l parl\u0131yor ya, d\u00fczg\u00fcn ve g\u00fczel\u2026
\nE\u011fritti, b\u00fcgr\u00fct\u00fc de\u011fil\u2026
\nO parlakl\u0131k\u2026
\nBir \u00e7e\u015fit bitin, EVET BIT\u2026
\nBitin parlakl\u0131\u011f\u0131, onu s\u00fcr\u00fcyorlar elma \u00fczerine parlas\u0131n…
\nSenin gibi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncesiz hayvanlar\u0131n g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc boyas\u0131n diye\u2026
\nBakiniz pezevenge, yok benim ki de\u011fil umumi kar\u0131 gibi herkesin \u00f6n\u00fcne domal\u0131yor ya bir tane\u2026
\nGe\u00e7enlerde itiraf etmi\u015fti, e\u011fitimde, d\u00fczenlemelerde hata yapt\u0131k diye\u2026
\nUlan it\u2026
\nBu ka\u00e7\u0131nc\u0131 hata, bilmiyordun ne b.k yemeye biliyorum dedin kand\u0131rd\u0131n\u2026
\nBu millet, bu vatan senin yapboz tahtan m\u0131?<\/p>\n
Salt g\u00f6z boyama, enayi silkeleme ve kand\u0131rma!<\/p>\n
Vaktim olursa, iyiysem\u2026
\nToplar\u0131m \u00e7\u00fcr\u00fck, \u00e7ar\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026
\nE\u011fritti g\u00f6r\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc i\u00e7in m\u00fc\u015fterinin almad\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131, m\u0131nc\u0131k m\u0131nc\u0131k edilenleri\u2026
\nBir g\u00fczel y\u0131kar, ay\u0131klar\u0131m domatesse mesela\u2026
\nYapar\u0131m \u00f6rne\u011fin \u201cbal\u0131k kahvalt\u0131s\u0131\u201d veya k\u0131zartma\u2026
\nR\u0131z\u0131k bu r\u0131z\u0131k, nimet\u2026
\nEkmek gibi, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn bunlar\u0131 bile bulamayan\u0131!<\/p>\n
Rica ederim bu sat\u0131rlar\u0131 okuyandan, L\u00dcTFEN bir daha al\u0131\u015fveri\u015fe gitti\u011finizde\u2026
\n\u00d6zellikle k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck esnafsa\u2026
\nD\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcn bunlar\u0131, se\u00e7erken, m\u0131nc\u0131k m\u0131nc\u0131k m\u0131nc\u0131klarken, bunlar\u0131 g\u00f6z \u00f6n\u00fcnde bulundurun\u2026
\nHerkesin evinde var bir DayDay, bir Dada\u2026
\nBekler ekmek, bekler a\u015f!<\/p>\n
\u00c7ok fena tepem att\u0131, \u00e7ok fena!<\/p>\n
Dedim ya liste uzunnn, iki tarafl\u0131\u2026
\nYapacakm\u0131\u015f sarma, lahana\u2026
\nT\u00fcrk\u00e7esini bilmiyorum belki kara lahana olabilir ismi, Wirsing diyorlar buralarda\u2026
\n\u00c7ok severim\u2026
\nAli\u2019ye sordum, dedi:
\n\u201cA\u011fabey \u00e7ok pahal\u0131, almad\u0131m!\u201d
\n\u00c7ok pahal\u0131 olup satamad\u0131ktan sonra ne yaps\u0131n \u00e7ocuk?<\/p>\n
Bo\u015f ver evlad\u0131, benim can\u0131m istedi\u2026
\n\u015ei\u015fecek bir taraflar\u0131m, Wiesbaden, Taunusstein kazan ben kep\u00e7e\u2026
\nBa\u015flad\u0131m dolmal\u0131k lahana aramaya, VAR\u2026
\nAlman lahanas\u0131, ta\u015f olmu\u015f ba\u015f yaracak!<\/p>\n
Uzun laf\u0131n k\u0131sas\u0131 sonunda buldum\u2026
\nTabii sarar bu ak\u015fam, sonra saklar\u2026
\nKoklat\u0131r \u00d6ndere gene, ulan ben bu kar\u0131n\u0131n anas\u0131n\u0131 avrad\u0131n\u0131\u2026
\nAlaca\u011f\u0131m bir tane daha, s\u0131pa yapmayaca\u011f\u0131m ki sadece bana!
\n😊
\n\u00d6nder aras\u0131n gene t\u0131r\u0131m t\u0131r\u0131m\u2026
\nSanki bulamayaca\u011f\u0131m!<\/p>\n
\u015eaka bir tarafa\u2026
\nK\u0131zg\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131m neden ge\u00e7ti biliyor musunuz evlada?
\nHatta sevindim, \u00e7ok sevindim\u2026
\n\u00dclkemizin d\u00f6rt taraf\u0131ndan\u2026
\nDIKKAT\u2026
\nBen buna \u00e7ok \u00f6nem veririm, zenginiyle, fakiriyle insan tan\u0131m\u0131\u015f\u2026
\nDiyormu\u015f babaannesine; \u201cbu arkada\u015fl\u0131klar s\u00fcrecek. T\u00fcrk oldu\u011fumu anlad\u0131m \u2026\u201d
\nVe daha neler neler anlatm\u0131\u015f, sevindim, \u00e7ok sevindim\u2026
\nHem ki\u015fili\u011fini, \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc buluyor b\u00f6ylelikle\u2026
\nHEM\u2026
\nZengin ile fakir aras\u0131ndaki fark\u0131 anl\u0131yor, paran\u0131n her \u015fey demek olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131\u2026
\n\u00dcniversite, askerlik, m\u00fccadele, silah arkada\u015fl\u0131klar\u0131 gibi arkada\u015fl\u0131klar \u00f6nemlidir\u2026
\nGenelde s\u00fcrebilir \u00f6m\u00fcr boyu, \u00e7ekti\u011fin \u00e7ile\u2026
\nHar\u00e7lar\u0131n, yap\u0131\u015fkanlar\u0131n en g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fcs\u00fcd\u00fcr \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Kar\u0131 milleti\u2026 EVET, KARI MILLETI! Ne \u00e7ok k\u0131zm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m ona, dedim o\u011flum imk\u00e2n\u0131n varsa Ankara\u2026 Ankara siyasete git, orada g\u00f6r \u00f6\u011frenimini AMA dikkatli ol a\u011fz\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kana\u2026 Sokma benim ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131 belaya! Ankara siyaset ne demek ya, Ankara siyaset\u2026 Neredeyse akan sular duracak\u2026 Tayyipistan gibi bir yerde. \u0130yi bir ismi vard\u0131r \u00fcniversitenin\u2026 https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/turkce\/haberler-dunya-45937704 Alem etti, kulem etti Polonya\u2019ya … <\/p>\n