{"id":18094,"date":"2019-01-30T03:27:52","date_gmt":"2019-01-30T03:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=18094"},"modified":"2019-01-30T03:38:39","modified_gmt":"2019-01-30T03:38:39","slug":"ve-bilirkisi-dedi-ki-bgh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=18094","title":{"rendered":"Ve bilirki\u015fi dedi ki \u201cBGH\u2026\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hat\u0131rlarsan\u0131z yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m direksiyon yaratana yan bak\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nY\u0131llar\u0131n \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fcy\u00fcm\u2026<br \/>\n&gt; y\u00fcz binlerce &lt; kilometreyi b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f\u0131m ard\u0131mda\u2026<br \/>\nTecr\u00fcbe(!) <\/p>\n<p>Ve yine bankalar, sigortalar \u00f6mr\u00fcm\u00fcn bir par\u00e7as\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBilirim d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce ve \u00e7al\u0131\u015fma \u015fekillerini, tahmin etmi\u015ftim arabay\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce hasar b\u00fcy\u00fck\u2026<br \/>\nSigorta\u2026<br \/>\nTiyatro yapacak! <\/p>\n<p>Ayn\u0131 benim gibi, ayn\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBak\u0131nca dersin ki neyi var bu araban\u0131n, kad\u0131n \u00f6yle bir yerden vurdu ki\u2026<br \/>\nYamuldu. <\/p>\n<p>G\u00fcnlerden beri sigortayla telefonla\u015f\u0131yorum, bir ara hani su\u00e7 kimde meselesi\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dcmitsizli\u011fe d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcm, sigortada yan \u00e7izince bir iyice\u2026<br \/>\nVallahi do\u011fru hat\u0131rl\u0131yor, do\u011fru sayd\u0131ysam ya on sekizinci veya 19. Kaza olsa gerek&#8230;<br \/>\nBunlar\u0131n i\u00e7inde benim hatamla olanlar bir elin parmaklar\u0131n\u0131 ge\u00e7mez. <\/p>\n<p>Ya\u015f 53, on sekiz ya\u015f\u0131mdan beri ehliyetim var. <\/p>\n<p>En son kazam\u2026<br \/>\nY\u0131llar, y\u0131llar \u00f6ncesiydi. D\u00fcn ne yedim\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7o\u011funlukla hat\u0131rlamam, haf\u0131zam! <\/p>\n<p>Tabii unuttum gitti, hat\u0131rlad\u0131klar\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nAcaba kanunlar de\u011fi\u015fti, de\u011fi\u015fmi\u015f olabilir mi? <\/p>\n<p>Sigortac\u0131 \u00f6yle bir adi ki, hani \u00e7ocuklar\u0131n i\u015fi, avukat&#8230;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; haz\u0131rl\u0131kl\u0131yd\u0131m &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nHi\u00e7 etkilemedi, yan\u0131ltamad\u0131 beni. Zaten hep b\u00f6yle oluyor, bir ba\u015fkas\u0131n\u0131n i\u015finde tabiri caiz ise canavar\u2026<br \/>\nKendi i\u015flerimde \u201cs\u00fckl\u00fcm, p\u00fckl\u00fcm\u201d olurum. Neden?<br \/>\nBilmiyorum!<\/p>\n<p>HERIF y\u00f6nlendiriyor beni\u2026<br \/>\nAkl\u0131nca\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6fff ne bask\u0131, \u201ctehdit\u201d benim dediklerimi yapmazsan sigorta \u00f6demeyebilir!<\/p>\n<p>Yok oraya gideceksin, yok buraya\u2026<br \/>\nTepem att\u0131, ulan ben \u00e7ocuk muyum?<\/p>\n<p>Bundan sonras\u0131na dikkat edin l\u00fctfen, \u00fcst\u00fc kapal\u0131 yazmak zorunday\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nUmar\u0131m anlars\u0131n\u0131z ne demek istedi\u011fimi\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Devam edecek\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hat\u0131rlarsan\u0131z yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m direksiyon yaratana yan bak\u0131yor\u2026 Y\u0131llar\u0131n \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fcy\u00fcm\u2026 &gt; y\u00fcz binlerce &lt; kilometreyi b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015f\u0131m ard\u0131mda\u2026 Tecr\u00fcbe(!) Ve yine bankalar, sigortalar \u00f6mr\u00fcm\u00fcn bir par\u00e7as\u0131\u2026 Bilirim d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce ve \u00e7al\u0131\u015fma \u015fekillerini, tahmin etmi\u015ftim arabay\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce hasar b\u00fcy\u00fck\u2026 Sigorta\u2026 Tiyatro yapacak! Ayn\u0131 benim gibi, ayn\u0131\u2026 Bak\u0131nca dersin ki neyi var bu araban\u0131n, kad\u0131n \u00f6yle bir yerden vurdu ki\u2026 Yamuldu. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=18094\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eVe bilirki\u015fi dedi ki \u201cBGH\u2026\u201d\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18094"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18094"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18099,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18094\/revisions\/18099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}