{"id":17731,"date":"2019-01-23T11:54:39","date_gmt":"2019-01-23T11:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17731"},"modified":"2019-01-23T11:54:39","modified_gmt":"2019-01-23T11:54:39","slug":"rahmetli-idris-amca-ve-balik-kahvaltisi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17731","title":{"rendered":"Rahmetli \u0130dris amca ve bal\u0131k kahvalt\u0131s\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeni geldim, gidiyorum yine. Gitmeden \u00f6nce\u2026<br \/>\nDedim yapay\u0131m bir kahvalt\u0131, \u00d6nder i\u015fi\u2026<br \/>\nAffedersiniz orospu kar\u0131 yeme\u011fi, \u015f\u0131p \u015fak i\u015f bitti!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7ok\u00e7a dile getirmi\u015fimdir, akl\u0131ma geldi, can\u0131m istedi\u2026<br \/>\nRahmetli \u0130dris amcan\u0131n kahvalt\u0131s\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nYEMINLE\u2026<br \/>\nDoymak bilmiyorsun, oluyorsun somuncu\u2026<br \/>\nEskiden\u2026<br \/>\nTabii ka\u00e7 erkek, yok o zamanlar \u00e7eyrek de\u011fildim, gen\u00e7lik vard\u0131, y\u00e2rim erkektim\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fcnlerce da\u011flarda, dere ba\u015flar\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nBal\u0131kta\u2026<br \/>\nYan\u0131m\u0131zda ne kadar malzeme g\u00f6t\u00fcrsekte kal\u0131yorduk \u201ca\u00e7\u201d sonunda\u2026<br \/>\nDene bak\u2026<br \/>\nANCAK\u2026<br \/>\nDANGER DANGER DANGER<br \/>\nTEHLIKE TEKLIKE TEHLIKE\u2026<br \/>\nACHTUNG GEFAHR!<\/p>\n<p>Ne can ne ekmek\u2026<br \/>\nNede ertesi g\u00fcn d\u00f6t dayan\u0131yor buna!<\/p>\n<p>Asl\u0131nda has tavuk suyuna\u2026<br \/>\nDomatesi rendele, d\u00fckk\u00e2nday\u0131m ya tavu\u011fu nereden bulaca\u011f\u0131m, yapt\u0131m suyuna, sahte, sahte\u2026<br \/>\nArt\u0131k suyuna g\u00f6re domates ne \u00e7ok sulu olacak ne \u00e7ok kati\u2026<br \/>\nBiberin her \u00e7e\u015fidi\u2026<br \/>\nISTERSEN ac\u0131, \u015fart de\u011fil ona g\u00f6re\u2026<br \/>\nSogan\u2026<br \/>\nTuz, karabiber tabii\u2026<br \/>\nYine malzemene g\u00f6re, \u00e7ok mu az m\u0131, sar\u0131msak\u2026<br \/>\nSal\u00e7an varsa iyi olur, tepeleme bir \u00e7orba ka\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nDIL\u2026<br \/>\nDil en \u00f6nemlisi\u2026<br \/>\nTabii s\u0131v\u0131 ya\u011f!<\/p>\n<p>Ya\u011f\u0131 koy, k\u0131zd\u0131r i\u00e7ine biberleri kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nUNUTMA\u2026<br \/>\nBir iki di\u015f sar\u0131msak k\u0131zart i\u00e7inde\u2026<br \/>\nBakt\u0131n biberler tamam, domatesleri i\u00e7ine rendele\u2026<br \/>\nB\u0131rak kaynas\u0131n, koyulsun, kat tavuk suyunu i\u00e7ine, tuzu, biberi\u2026<br \/>\nKoyulsun yine ne \u00e7ok s\u0131v\u0131 ne kati\u2026<br \/>\nEN SON\u2026<br \/>\nAte\u015ften alaca\u011f\u0131na yak\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ki, \u00fc\u00e7 di\u015f daha sar\u0131msak ve dili ekle!<\/p>\n<p>DIKKAT\u2026<br \/>\nDald\u0131r somunu i\u00e7ine\u2026<br \/>\nYedik\u00e7e yiyorsun, yedik\u00e7e yiyorsun\u2026<br \/>\nAc\u0131 koyduysan i\u00e7ine, miktar\u0131na ba\u011fl\u0131 ertesi g\u00fcn i\u00e7in sorumluluk almam ona g\u00f6re!<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Yapt\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nGayet de g\u00fczel oldu, gayet g\u00fczel\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder i\u015fi!<\/p>\n<p>Hadi ben ka\u00e7t\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.msn.com\/de-de\/nachrichten\/politik\/zwei-kriegsherren-stehen-sich-im-weg\/ar-BBSCs7Q?ocid=spartanntp\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">oku<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.msn.com\/de-de\/nachrichten\/politik\/trump-stellt-sinn-von-pressebriefings-im-wei\u00dfen-haus-in-frage\/ar-BBSBkDw?ocid=spartanntp\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">oku, basin, \u00f6zg\u00fcr basin batar<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeni geldim, gidiyorum yine. Gitmeden \u00f6nce\u2026 Dedim yapay\u0131m bir kahvalt\u0131, \u00d6nder i\u015fi\u2026 Affedersiniz orospu kar\u0131 yeme\u011fi, \u015f\u0131p \u015fak i\u015f bitti! \u00c7ok\u00e7a dile getirmi\u015fimdir, akl\u0131ma geldi, can\u0131m istedi\u2026 Rahmetli \u0130dris amcan\u0131n kahvalt\u0131s\u0131\u2026 YEMINLE\u2026 Doymak bilmiyorsun, oluyorsun somuncu\u2026 Eskiden\u2026 Tabii ka\u00e7 erkek, yok o zamanlar \u00e7eyrek de\u011fildim, gen\u00e7lik vard\u0131, y\u00e2rim erkektim\u2026 G\u00fcnlerce da\u011flarda, dere ba\u015flar\u0131nda\u2026 Bal\u0131kta\u2026 Yan\u0131m\u0131zda &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17731\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eRahmetli \u0130dris amca ve bal\u0131k kahvalt\u0131s\u0131\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17731"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17732,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17731\/revisions\/17732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}