{"id":17245,"date":"2019-01-10T14:41:52","date_gmt":"2019-01-10T14:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17245"},"modified":"2019-01-10T15:27:24","modified_gmt":"2019-01-10T15:27:24","slug":"matematiksel-metin-calismalari-veya-metinsel-coezuem-yollari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17245","title":{"rendered":"Matematiksel metin \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131 veya metinsel \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm yollar\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hala tatilde olsalar gerek\u2026<br \/>\nDedim Dada\u2019ya, o\u011flum okullar a\u00e7\u0131lacak yava\u015f yava\u015f yine otur derslerinin ba\u015f\u0131na!<\/p>\n<p>DayDay m\u0131?<br \/>\nGezenti, anas\u0131 k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 evde yok ki!<br \/>\nYemin billah etmi\u015fti, k\u00f6pek al\u0131n ben bakaca\u011f\u0131m, ben ilgilenece\u011fim, ben gezdirece\u011fim\u2026<br \/>\nKald\u0131 Dada ve benim ba\u015f\u0131ma, arkada\u015f\u0131nda bekle ki gelsin, ders \u00e7al\u0131\u015fs\u0131n!<\/p>\n<p>Dada geldi demin, bir metin problemi\u2026<br \/>\nBak ya nas\u0131l \u00e7a\u011fa uyduruyorlar, eskiden elma armuttu\u2026<br \/>\nBir belek varm\u0131\u015f, \u00fczerinde 4MB foto\u011fraf, bir ikincisi\u2026<br \/>\nArt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBir \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc bellek, haf\u0131za kart\u0131 3MB kapasiteli, toplam\u0131?<br \/>\nTabii Almanca VE \u00e7ok daha karma\u015f\u0131k anlat\u0131lm\u0131\u015f!<\/p>\n<p>Genel k\u00fclt\u00fcr karde\u015fim, genel k\u00fclt\u00fcr\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ya o kadar karma\u015f\u0131k anlatm\u0131\u015flar ki MAKSAT kafa kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmak\u2026<br \/>\nHer \u015feyi, t\u00fcm metni b\u0131rak bir tarafa, esas olan nedir?<br \/>\n2x 4MB ARTI 3MB<br \/>\nNe istiyorlar benden, soru neydi?<br \/>\nToplam\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>2&#215;4=8<br \/>\n8+3=11<\/p>\n<p>BITTI!<\/p>\n<p>Ekonomi\u2026<br \/>\nBak ya bug\u00fcn utanmadan arlanmadan milletin g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcn i\u00e7ine baka baka neler anlat\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nSanat ve k\u00fclt\u00fcr\u2026<br \/>\nVeryans\u0131n ediyor CHP\u2019ye, vay efendim onlar\u0131n zaman\u0131nda enflasyon oran\u0131 y\u00fczde 70\u2019leri buluyormu\u015f falan(!)<\/p>\n<p>Pekii, Bay Pezevenk\u2026<br \/>\nMadem \u00f6yle gel b\u00f6yle\u2026<br \/>\nOnlar\u0131n zaman\u0131nda &gt;&gt;&gt; T\u00fcm kamu kurum ve kurulu\u015flar\u0131, her \u015fey daha kimin elindeydi? &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nT\u00fcrk milletinin!<\/p>\n<p>Peki, \u015fimdi?<br \/>\nNe kald\u0131 milletin elinde, pezevenk derken k\u0131z\u0131yorsunuz bana\u2026<br \/>\nHa kar\u0131 satm\u0131\u015f\u0131n ha milletin, vatan\u0131n mal\u0131n\u0131. Sen her \u015feyi pe\u015fke\u015f \u00e7ektin buna ra\u011fmen enflasyona bak!<\/p>\n<p>Ve buna benzer daha neler neler\u2026.<br \/>\nSatt\u0131n, satt\u0131n yanda\u015f \u2013 yolda\u015f\u0131n\u0131 doyurdun\u2026<br \/>\nEVET\u2026<br \/>\nLaf ebeli\u011fi YA i\u00e7eri\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nLaf, laf, laf\u2026<br \/>\nEsasa bak, ger\u00e7ekleri ara\u015ft\u0131r s\u0131f\u0131ra yak\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nETME cahil ile sohbet verir sana zahmet\u2026<br \/>\nI\u015fin ger\u00e7e\u011fi!<\/p>\n<p>Bileceksin karde\u015fim, bileceksin\u2026<br \/>\nEMIN olacaks\u0131n, lafa bakmayacaks\u0131n, Hatice\u2019ye\u2026<br \/>\nSen bak neticeye!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sahiii\u2026<br \/>\nNe oldu \u201cg\u00f6n\u00fcllerin belediyecili\u011fi\u201d<br \/>\nSel\u2026<br \/>\nSel ald\u0131 g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc, seller, sellller\u2026<br \/>\nNaps\u0131n kereviz?<br \/>\nBelediyecilik 4.0 icat etti!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hala tatilde olsalar gerek\u2026 Dedim Dada\u2019ya, o\u011flum okullar a\u00e7\u0131lacak yava\u015f yava\u015f yine otur derslerinin ba\u015f\u0131na! DayDay m\u0131? Gezenti, anas\u0131 k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 evde yok ki! Yemin billah etmi\u015fti, k\u00f6pek al\u0131n ben bakaca\u011f\u0131m, ben ilgilenece\u011fim, ben gezdirece\u011fim\u2026 Kald\u0131 Dada ve benim ba\u015f\u0131ma, arkada\u015f\u0131nda bekle ki gelsin, ders \u00e7al\u0131\u015fs\u0131n! Dada geldi demin, bir metin problemi\u2026 Bak ya nas\u0131l \u00e7a\u011fa &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17245\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eMatematiksel metin \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131 veya metinsel \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm yollar\u0131\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17245"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17245"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17255,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17245\/revisions\/17255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}