{"id":17182,"date":"2019-01-09T05:48:58","date_gmt":"2019-01-09T05:48:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17182"},"modified":"2019-01-09T08:14:32","modified_gmt":"2019-01-09T08:14:32","slug":"hic-kendinize-su-soruyu-sordunuz-mu-baliklar-su-icer-mi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17182","title":{"rendered":"Hi\u00e7 kendinize \u015fu soruyu sordunuz mu, bal\u0131klar su i\u00e7er mi?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nereden ve neden mi akl\u0131ma geldi?<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Sonra, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcn biraz cevab\u0131 g\u00fcn i\u00e7inde!<\/p>\n<p>Ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131n ortama bakar\u2026<br \/>\nHangi su tipinde y\u00fczd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcne, hat\u0131rl\u0131yor musunuz\u2026<br \/>\nTatl\u0131 su manya\u011f\u0131m\u0131, DEMEDIM MI sebepsiz, nedensiz EN UFAK bir \u015fey s\u00f6ylemem, yazmam\u2026<br \/>\nS\u00f6zlerimin \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eifreyi bilmeli!<\/p>\n<p>Tatl\u0131su, tuzlusu\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130leri, tatl\u0131 su demokratlar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nVe siyasetleri, daha do\u011frusu cehaletleri\u2026<br \/>\nPezevengin konu\u015ftu\u011fu yetmedi, t\u00fcrbanl\u0131 orospusu da dile geldi, anlat\u0131yor po\u015fetlerin, plasti\u011fin zararlar\u0131n\u0131(!)<\/p>\n<p>Kendimi\u2026<br \/>\nSevdiklerimi\u2026<br \/>\nKorumakla y\u00fck\u00fcml\u00fcy\u00fcm, ben bir babay\u0131m, bir evlat, a\u011fabey\u2026<br \/>\nMesul\u00fcm, sorumlu yazamam a\u00e7\u0131k a\u00e7\u0131k, sokamam, sokar\u0131m da sokamam ta g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcn i\u00e7ine\u2026<br \/>\nKoyamam \u00f6n\u00fcne\u2026<br \/>\nArmut pi\u015f, a\u011fz\u0131ma d\u00fc\u015f!<\/p>\n<p>Hat\u0131rl\u0131yor musunuz y\u0131lba\u015f\u0131 \u00f6ncesi uyar\u0131m\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nNe demi\u015ftim?<br \/>\nDOLDUR DEPONU ve YEDEKLERI\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcn gece \u00e7ok \u00f6nemli geli\u015fmelere gebeydi, Tayyipistan ile ba\u015flayal\u0131m:<br \/>\nMotorine (dizel) 18, benzine litre ba\u015f\u0131 17 kuru\u015f zam geldi!<\/p>\n<p>Belki hat\u0131rlars\u0131n\u0131z, eski, bu sitenin hat\u0131rl\u0131 okuyucular\u0131, imtiyaz sahipleri belki hat\u0131rlayacakt\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nYazm\u0131\u015f\u0131md\u0131r, anlatm\u0131\u015f\u0131md\u0131r k\u00f6m\u00fcr\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nCanl\u0131n\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cHam maddesi\u201d bir o kadar \u00f6nemli tuz\u2026<br \/>\nElektrik ak\u0131m\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dcst\u00fcn k\u00f6r\u00fc ge\u00e7iyorum, anlatamam \u015fimidi saatlerce ayr\u0131nt\u0131s\u0131n\u0131, \u00e7\u0131kmam gerekiyor doktor\u2026<br \/>\nBelki iptal edece\u011fim bu randevuyu, can\u0131m istemiyor gitmek\u2026<br \/>\nAMA di\u011ferine gitmek, kat\u0131lmak zorunday\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nHayati!<\/p>\n<p>Her canl\u0131n\u0131n bir miktar tuz vard\u0131r b\u00fcnyesinde, terledi\u011fin zaman hi\u00e7 a\u011fz\u0131na gelmedi mi?<br \/>\nTuzlu, tuzlu\u2026<br \/>\nTatl\u0131 su bal\u0131klar\u0131 su i\u00e7mek zorunda de\u011fildir\u2026<br \/>\n(Kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131yorum bazen, kafa karde\u015fim kafa, haf\u0131za! \u0130lgilenenler tekrar kendileri ara\u015ft\u0131rs\u0131nlar, tersi olabilir yani. Do\u011fru bildi\u011fimi yaz\u0131yorum, kimseyi yan\u0131ltmak istemem)<br \/>\nTuzlu su bal\u0131klar\u0131 i\u00e7mek zorundad\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nOSMOZ bunun nedeni, dedi\u011fim gibi saatlerce anlatmaya vaktim yok \u015fimdi\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130lgilenenler okusun, \u00f6\u011frensinler\u2026<br \/>\nSadece k\u0131saca de\u011finmi\u015f olay\u0131m, \u00e7evrenle ilgili. Ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131n ortam \u201csenden tuzluysa\u201d O ald\u0131\u011f\u0131n tuzu tekrar bedeninden atmak zorundas\u0131n(!)<\/p>\n<p>DIKKAT\u2026<br \/>\nTatl\u0131 su bal\u0131klar\u0131 su i\u00e7tikleri takdirde &gt;&gt;&gt; patlama &lt;&lt;&lt; tehlikesiyle kar\u015f\u0131 kar\u0131\u015fad\u0131rlar!<br \/>\nVE EVET, \u201cbizim\u201d bademler patlaman\u0131n e\u015fi\u011findeler!<br \/>\nBak g\u00fczel karde\u015fim son defa ve tek tek anlatmak \u015fart\u0131 ile\u2026<br \/>\nAskeri operasyonlar\u2026<br \/>\nGizlidir\u2026<br \/>\nEmniyet g\u00fc\u00e7lerinin yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 neredeyse her operasyon duruma g\u00f6re gizlidir, veya \u00e7ok gizli\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00dcN\u2026<br \/>\nAvrupa Birli\u011finin Iran yapt\u0131r\u0131m karar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nTaaa aral\u0131k ay\u0131ndan beri &gt;&gt;&gt; ba\u011f\u0131ra \u00e7a\u011f\u0131ra &lt;&lt;&lt; TIPKI\u2026<br \/>\nHani ibadet etmeye gidiyorlar s\u00f6ze, \u00f6rne\u011fin Cumaya g\u00f6stere g\u00f6stere\u2026<br \/>\nDuyura duyura\u2026<br \/>\nF\u0131rat\u2019\u0131n do\u011fusu, bat\u0131s\u0131 her ne b.ksa, ULAN bu ne bitmez haz\u0131rl\u0131km\u0131\u015f b\u00f6yle\u2026<br \/>\nGiremediler, gidemediler bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7\u0131kmam laz\u0131m, YOK anlatt\u0131\u011f\u0131na de\u011fmez\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcn dedi\u011fim gibi dikkat et bug\u00fcn piyasaya\u2026<br \/>\nHani 15 Temmuz, \u201chemen ertesi\u201d o yo\u011fun tutuklamalar\u2026<br \/>\nHer \u015fey senaryo gere\u011fi, t\u0131pk\u0131 \u015fimdi VE ge\u00e7enlerde oldu\u011fu gibi (Rahip meselesi)<br \/>\nOtur izle tiyatroyu, Sen ger\u00e7ekten &gt;&gt;&gt; her \u015feyi HAK ediyorsun &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nKorkuyor s\u00f6zde milliyet\u00e7i, uyar\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\n31 Mart sonras\u0131 Nisan ay\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBen demedim mi ilk yar\u0131s\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>\u015e\u00fcpheliyim yazd\u0131klar\u0131mdan bir sonu\u00e7, bir anlam \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan\u2026<br \/>\nDaha a\u00e7\u0131k yazamam, yazmakta istemiyorum zaten\u2026<br \/>\nSen en iyisi oku gazeteleri!<\/p>\n<p>Onlar Arslan pay\u0131n\u0131 aralar\u0131nda payla\u015f\u0131yorken, memleketi pazara \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015flarken\u2026<br \/>\nSen\u2026<br \/>\nSenin \u00f6n\u00fcne at\u0131lan kemikler ile idare et!<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/sabah_20190109.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/sabah_20190109.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">+<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/sozcu_2019-01-09.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/sozcu_2019-01-09.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">+<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/cumhuriyet-gazetesi 090119.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/cumhuriyet-gazetesi 090119.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">+<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/Dunya102874.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/Dunya102874.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">+<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kredi Kart\u0131 refah\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; bor\u00e7, bor\u00e7 &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nG\u00f6receksiniz daha HAK ETIKLERINIZI!<\/p>\n<p>Haz\u0131ra da\u011f dayanmaz\u2026<br \/>\nBak, bitti. Ben keyfimden mi yap\u0131yorum yapmam gerekenleri KIII\u2026<br \/>\nHi\u00e7 ihtiyac\u0131m yok buna \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr\u2026<br \/>\nAma evlat\u2026<br \/>\nAMA ISTIKBAL!<\/p>\n<p>Ben ka\u00e7t\u0131m, ka\u00e7ta d\u00f6nerim bilmem<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nereden ve neden mi akl\u0131ma geldi? &#x1f60a; Sonra, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcn biraz cevab\u0131 g\u00fcn i\u00e7inde! Ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131n ortama bakar\u2026 Hangi su tipinde y\u00fczd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcne, hat\u0131rl\u0131yor musunuz\u2026 Tatl\u0131 su manya\u011f\u0131m\u0131, DEMEDIM MI sebepsiz, nedensiz EN UFAK bir \u015fey s\u00f6ylemem, yazmam\u2026 S\u00f6zlerimin \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc\u2026 \u015eifreyi bilmeli! Tatl\u0131su, tuzlusu\u2026 \u0130leri, tatl\u0131 su demokratlar\u0131\u2026 Ve siyasetleri, daha do\u011frusu cehaletleri\u2026 Pezevengin konu\u015ftu\u011fu yetmedi, t\u00fcrbanl\u0131 orospusu &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17182\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eHi\u00e7 kendinize \u015fu soruyu sordunuz mu, bal\u0131klar su i\u00e7er mi?\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17182"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17182"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17198,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17182\/revisions\/17198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}