{"id":17033,"date":"2019-01-06T18:39:29","date_gmt":"2019-01-06T18:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17033"},"modified":"2019-01-06T18:46:23","modified_gmt":"2019-01-06T18:46:23","slug":"vallahi-billahi-dogru-yemin-ediyorum-dogru-evettt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17033","title":{"rendered":"Vallahi billahi do\u011fru, yemin ediyorum do\u011fru. Evettt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Benzin\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dcst\u00fcne bir kibrit\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131n de\u011fil misiniz hepiniz?<br \/>\nToptan, hepten kurtulu\u015f!<\/p>\n<p>Ama\u2026<br \/>\nVar ya, vallahi billahi hatunsuz da olmuyor ya\u2026<br \/>\nI\u015fe yarad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z anlarda olmuyor de\u011fil!<\/p>\n<p>Geceler uzunnn\u2026<br \/>\nGeceler so\u011fuk, eh sizsiz bebede olmuyor\u2026<br \/>\nIki kelimenin belini k\u0131rmal\u0131, biraz kavga tad\u0131 tuzu\u2026<br \/>\nBo\u015f ver yata\u011f\u0131, yat sevdi\u011finin kuca\u011f\u0131na kapa g\u00f6zleri\u2026<br \/>\nTenin\u2026<br \/>\nTene temas\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKalpten duda\u011fa, dudaktan transit y\u00fcre\u011fe\u2026<br \/>\nMecburuz, mecbur!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>U\u011fra\u015ft\u0131r\u0131yor namusuz beni\u2026<br \/>\nDi\u015fli \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, zorluyor\u2026<br \/>\nHackliyorum bir \u015feyleri, daha do\u011frusu hackleyemedim\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ya zorluyor AMA\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cAn\u201d meselesi!<\/p>\n<p>Hackliyorum diyorsam\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ocuk de\u011filim, en ufak bir de\u011fi\u015fiklik yapmamak, iz b\u0131rakmamak ko\u015fulu ile\u2026<br \/>\nYoksa\u2026<br \/>\nFiltreli bakars\u0131n d\u00fcnyaya\u2026<br \/>\nBu ya\u015ftan sonra parmakl\u0131klar ard\u0131ndan hava almak ho\u015f olmaz, anl\u0131yorsun beni de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Benzin\u2026 \u00dcst\u00fcne bir kibrit\u2026 Kad\u0131n de\u011fil misiniz hepiniz? Toptan, hepten kurtulu\u015f! Ama\u2026 Var ya, vallahi billahi hatunsuz da olmuyor ya\u2026 I\u015fe yarad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z anlarda olmuyor de\u011fil! Geceler uzunnn\u2026 Geceler so\u011fuk, eh sizsiz bebede olmuyor\u2026 Iki kelimenin belini k\u0131rmal\u0131, biraz kavga tad\u0131 tuzu\u2026 Bo\u015f ver yata\u011f\u0131, yat sevdi\u011finin kuca\u011f\u0131na kapa g\u00f6zleri\u2026 Tenin\u2026 Tene temas\u0131\u2026 Kalpten duda\u011fa, dudaktan &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=17033\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eVallahi billahi do\u011fru, yemin ediyorum do\u011fru. Evettt\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17033"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17033"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17036,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17033\/revisions\/17036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}