{"id":16991,"date":"2019-01-05T16:22:08","date_gmt":"2019-01-05T16:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=16991"},"modified":"2019-01-05T16:24:25","modified_gmt":"2019-01-05T16:24:25","slug":"kadin-olarak-duenyaya-gelseydim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=16991","title":{"rendered":"Kad\u0131n olarak d\u00fcnyaya gelseydim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Acayiiip bir rospi olurdum, acayiiip\u2026<br \/>\nHem elimde hem dilimde\u2026<br \/>\nHem belimde\u2026<br \/>\nHerifleri\u2026<br \/>\nDeli dana dibi pe\u015fimden ko\u015ftururdum!<\/p>\n<p>Yeminle!!!<\/p>\n<p>Bir b\u00f6rek\u2026<br \/>\nYok lahmacun \u2013 b\u00f6rek kar\u0131\u015f\u0131m\u0131 bir hamur (yufka) i\u015fim var benim\u2026<br \/>\nBizimkiler\u2026<br \/>\nHmmm, hmmm, hmmm yapa yapa yiyorlar\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nHapa hapa\u2026<br \/>\nAnnem: \u201cAllah raz\u0131 olsun o\u011flum, can\u0131m nas\u0131l lahmacun istiyordu, eline sa\u011fl\u0131k \u00e7ok g\u00fczel olmu\u015f\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Heriflerin\u2026<br \/>\nAkl\u0131n\u0131 al\u0131rd\u0131m be akl\u0131n\u0131, analar\u0131n\u0131 a\u011flat\u0131rd\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>Not: Tek \u015fik\u00e2yetleri\u2026<br \/>\nK\u0131ymay\u0131 fazla koyuyormu\u015fum\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015fim nefret ediyorum k\u0131ymay\u0131 mikroskopla aramam gerekti\u011fi zaman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acayiiip bir rospi olurdum, acayiiip\u2026 Hem elimde hem dilimde\u2026 Hem belimde\u2026 Herifleri\u2026 Deli dana dibi pe\u015fimden ko\u015ftururdum! Yeminle!!! Bir b\u00f6rek\u2026 Yok lahmacun \u2013 b\u00f6rek kar\u0131\u015f\u0131m\u0131 bir hamur (yufka) i\u015fim var benim\u2026 Bizimkiler\u2026 Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm yapa yapa yiyorlar\u2026 &#x1f60a; Hapa hapa\u2026 Annem: \u201cAllah raz\u0131 olsun o\u011flum, can\u0131m nas\u0131l lahmacun istiyordu, eline sa\u011fl\u0131k \u00e7ok g\u00fczel olmu\u015f\u201d &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=16991\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eKad\u0131n olarak d\u00fcnyaya gelseydim\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16991"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16991"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16995,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16991\/revisions\/16995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}