{"id":16346,"date":"2018-12-19T18:07:51","date_gmt":"2018-12-19T18:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=16346"},"modified":"2018-12-19T18:07:51","modified_gmt":"2018-12-19T18:07:51","slug":"tesaduef-bu-ya-annem-kiziyor-bana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=16346","title":{"rendered":"Tesad\u00fcf bu ya, annem k\u0131z\u0131yor bana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Y\u0131llar\u0131n d\u00fckk\u00e2n\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAllaha \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr, her milletten her cinsten m\u00fc\u015fterimiz var\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6rne\u011fin ameliyat\u0131m, O doktor\u2026<br \/>\nE\u011fer m\u00fc\u015fteri ki emekli ba\u015fhekim olmasa, imk\u00e2n yok ger\u00e7ekle\u015fti\u011fi gibi ger\u00e7ekle\u015fmeyecekti\u2026<br \/>\n10 sene, on sene sonra evraklar \u201cimha\u201d<br \/>\nGaliba 10 seneydi, yalan olmas\u0131n. Rakam haf\u0131zam. Her neyse o m\u00fc\u015fteri, ba\u015f hekim benim ba\u015faramad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131, vermediler evraklar\u0131, gitti \u00e7ektirdi ar\u015fivden. Bana imha ettik dediler, etmemi\u015fler!<\/p>\n<p>O misal\u2026<br \/>\nE\u011fitim bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131nda y\u00fcksek pozisyonda bir kad\u0131nca\u011f\u0131z\u2026<br \/>\nGelmi\u015f, provada. Sordum DayDay\u2019i\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nce \u015fik\u00e2yet ettim tabii e\u011fitim sistemini, ba\u015f\u0131yla onaylad\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nDedi, sakin veterinerli\u011fe y\u00f6nlendirmeyin\u2026<br \/>\nGe\u00e7inemez\u2026<br \/>\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck ba\u015f hayvan para getirmez, \u00f6b\u00fcr t\u00fcrl\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nDOLU\u2026<br \/>\nDedim, ki ikimizde asl\u0131nda ayn\u0131 anda biyoloji\u2026<br \/>\nEkledim en g\u00fczeli deniz biyolo\u011fu\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131n dedi harika! \u0130klim de\u011fi\u015fikli\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nGelece\u011fin mesle\u011fi\u2026<br \/>\nEkledi, benim hi\u00e7 akl\u0131ma gelmemi\u015fti, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnemedim yani\u2026<br \/>\nPharmazie, bence yanl\u0131\u015f terc\u00fcme eczac\u0131l\u0131k kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131. Halbuki olabildi\u011fince geni\u015f bir terim\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6rne\u011fin ila\u00e7 geli\u015ftirme, ila\u00e7 sanayisi. \u00c7ok m\u00fc\u015fterim vard\u0131, deli para, deli, \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\nHayvansal deneylere dayan\u0131r m\u0131 y\u00fcre\u011fi?<br \/>\nMe\u00e7hul!<\/p>\n<p>Yedim paparay\u0131, sana ne, ne kar\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsun?<br \/>\nOnun anne, babas\u0131 yok mu?<br \/>\n\u0130yi de\u2026<br \/>\nBende onun k\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc istemiyorum ki!<\/p>\n<p>Ya elimde b\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fcler\u2026<br \/>\nHala bir taraflar\u0131n\u0131 toplamaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum\u2026<br \/>\nYok ki bir farklar\u0131 ha evlat ha onlar!<\/p>\n<p>Galiba\u2026<br \/>\nHadimi a\u015f\u0131yorum, \u00e7ok fazla ilgiliyim\u2026<br \/>\nSusmal\u0131y\u0131m!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y\u0131llar\u0131n d\u00fckk\u00e2n\u0131\u2026 Allaha \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr, her milletten her cinsten m\u00fc\u015fterimiz var\u2026 \u00d6rne\u011fin ameliyat\u0131m, O doktor\u2026 E\u011fer m\u00fc\u015fteri ki emekli ba\u015fhekim olmasa, imk\u00e2n yok ger\u00e7ekle\u015fti\u011fi gibi ger\u00e7ekle\u015fmeyecekti\u2026 10 sene, on sene sonra evraklar \u201cimha\u201d Galiba 10 seneydi, yalan olmas\u0131n. Rakam haf\u0131zam. Her neyse o m\u00fc\u015fteri, ba\u015f hekim benim ba\u015faramad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131, vermediler evraklar\u0131, gitti \u00e7ektirdi ar\u015fivden. Bana imha &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=16346\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eTesad\u00fcf bu ya, annem k\u0131z\u0131yor bana\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16346"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16346"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16347,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16346\/revisions\/16347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}