{"id":15289,"date":"2018-11-23T13:58:53","date_gmt":"2018-11-23T13:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=15289"},"modified":"2018-11-23T16:09:45","modified_gmt":"2018-11-23T16:09:45","slug":"23-saat-10-dakika","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=15289","title":{"rendered":"23 saat 10 dakika"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alman\u2026<br \/>\nAdam\u0131, \u00e7eyre\u011fi bo\u015fu bo\u015funa emekli etmez, etmez karde\u015fim etmez\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00fcnde\u2026<br \/>\n50 dakika \u00e7al\u0131\u015fabilir raporum var elimde. Bir saat bile de\u011fil, 50 dakika\u2026<br \/>\nBiraz a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131m, a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131ma pi\u015fman\u0131m!<\/p>\n<p>D\u00fcn yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m ya\u2026<br \/>\nBenimki \u201ck\u00f6leli\u011fin\u201d farkl\u0131 \u015fekli!<\/p>\n<p>Bizim evin halleri\u2026<br \/>\nTahterevalliyle kutlar\u0131z ya\u015f g\u00fcnlerini, hepimiz b\u00f6yle b\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fck\u2026<br \/>\nKendi ya\u015fad\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131z evlattan esirgenir mi?<br \/>\nDay\u0131 nas\u0131lsa taksici!<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6yle g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcyor ki sadece otomati\u011fe tak\u0131ld\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nAsl\u0131nda bunu s\u00f6ylemek i\u00e7in hen\u00fcz erken ama durum bunu g\u00f6steriyor!<\/p>\n<p>AMA\u2026<br \/>\nTayyipistan resmi siteleri\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130zliyor beni(!)<br \/>\n\u0130zlesinler bakal\u0131m nereye kadar, onu bo\u015f ver de\u2026<br \/>\nGAZETECI CINAYETI\u2026<br \/>\nGaliba \u00e7\u00f6zd\u00fcm olay\u0131, nas\u0131l mi?<br \/>\n1\u2026<br \/>\n2\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dc\u00e7\u00fc vesaire toplamas\u0131n\u0131 bilirsen, eldeki verileri do\u011fru de\u011ferlendirir\u2026<br \/>\nYine do\u011fru sonu\u00e7lar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131karabilirsen, M\u00fcneccim b.ku yemene gerek kalm\u0131yor karde\u015fim!<\/p>\n<p>Her an ordu gelebilir, Dada\u2019nin arkada\u015flar\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7aresi yok iki araba g\u00f6t\u00fcrece\u011fiz \u00e7ocuklar\u0131. \u00d6nce aile i\u00e7inde, sonra karde\u015fi, ana \u2013 babas\u0131yla\u2026<br \/>\nBug\u00fcnde arkada\u015flar\u0131yla kutluyoruz on birinci do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fcz\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nCinayeti anlatmak, belki hani bilmiyorum ya\u2026<br \/>\nTaraf\u0131mdan fantezi de olabilir, muhtemeldir ki bam teline basm\u0131\u015f olabilirim\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fte o zaman\u2026<br \/>\nOtomatikten yani soyuttan, somuta\u2026<br \/>\nFiiliyata ge\u00e7erim(!)<\/p>\n<p>Bilmem ne kar\u0131s\u0131 gibi oynat\u0131yorlar beni, neyse gitmeme gerek kalmad\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAma gidip almam gerekecekmi\u015f, neyse\u2026<br \/>\nAz say\u0131da \u00e7ocuk mu geldi, gelen anne babalardan m\u0131 gidecek olan bilmiyorum\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nemli olan Dada \u00fcz\u00fclmesin, ho\u015f\u00e7a vakit ge\u00e7irsinler. Allah t\u00fcm \u00e7ocuklara ho\u015f\u00e7a vakit ge\u00e7irmelerini, anal\u0131, babal\u0131, bet bereket i\u00e7inde b\u00fcy\u00fcmelerini nasip etsin.<br \/>\n\u00c2MIN!<\/p>\n<p>Biz d\u00f6nelim konumuza!<\/p>\n<p>Yal\u0131n bir \u015fekilde, az ve \u00f6z getirece\u011fim dile\u2026<br \/>\nBak karde\u015fim bu ya\u015f\u0131ma gelmi\u015fim \u00f6\u011frendi\u011fim, bildi\u011fim, EMIN OLDUGUM\u2026<br \/>\nNe bildi\u011fin veya bildi\u011fini sand\u0131\u011f\u0131n \u00f6nemli de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nKimi\u2026<br \/>\nVeya kimleri tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131n \u00f6nemli!<\/p>\n<p>Beni bilen bilir\u2026<br \/>\nNedeni, neden eden ben\u2026<br \/>\nBili\u015fimde olsun, hayat\u0131n geri kalan k\u0131sm\u0131nda illa bir neden\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130lla!<\/p>\n<p>Nedeni budun mu gerisi genelde \u00e7orap s\u00f6k\u00fc\u011f\u00fc gibi gelir\u2026<br \/>\nSormu\u015ftum uluorta, tespitim \u00e7\u0131kar kokusu yak\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nOrtado\u011fu\u2026<br \/>\nBatakl\u0131k ve bu batakl\u0131kta seni ayakta tutacak her denklem, her ara\u00e7 ve gere\u00e7 mubah\u2026<br \/>\nA\u015fkta ve sava\u015fta bak\u0131lmaz geride kalanlar\u0131n g\u00f6zya\u015f\u0131na!<\/p>\n<p>Suudi Arabistan\u2026<br \/>\nHALA\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcnya petrol rezervlerinin \u00f6nemli bir b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcne sahip\u2026<br \/>\nNOKTA<\/p>\n<p>Bizim soytar\u0131 misali kendini bir b.k sananlara arada vermek gerek dersi\u2026<br \/>\nMuhtemeldir ki\u2026<br \/>\nVeliaht, bizim pezevenk gibi biraz fazla yoldan \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, sivrildi\u2026<br \/>\nVerilmeliydi a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131n pay\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Tabii her k\u00f6fteye maydanoz olan, m\u00fcritleri taraf\u0131ndan u\u00e7urulan \u015eeyh misali ipe sapa gelmez serseri\u2026<br \/>\nBu ders emsali d\u00fczende sadece yaramazl\u0131k yap\u0131p, dersini \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmayan haylaz \u00f6\u011frenci konumunda\u2026<br \/>\nTahtan\u0131n yan\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; K\u00f6\u015fede bekletiliyor &lt;&lt;&lt;<br \/>\nYani fiilen yok bir h\u00fckm\u00fc. \u00d6nemli olan Iran\u2026<br \/>\nIran kadar Suudi k\u00f6pekler\u2026<br \/>\nGetirilmeli hizaya, az biraz bal \u00e7al a\u011fz\u0131na, mutlu mesut kuyru\u011funu sallar durur\u2026<br \/>\nYapt\u0131r\u0131mlarda imtiyaz mesela\u2026<br \/>\nEvet\u2026<br \/>\nBir vuru\u015fta birka\u00e7 SINEK, belki INEK!<\/p>\n<p>Kriminolojide\u2026<br \/>\nIlk tespit edilmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131lan, NEDEN?<br \/>\nTrump ki b\u0131rak d\u00fcnyay\u0131, kendi \u00fclkesini alt \u00fcst etti\u2026<br \/>\nBu \u00fclkenin ki bu maalesef bir ger\u00e7ek kurum ve kurulu\u015flar\u0131 ger\u00e7ekten \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nTabii ki hata yap\u0131yorlar herkes gibi ama bizde oldu\u011fu gibi g\u00f6rev ba\u015f\u0131nda porno izlemiyorlar\u2026<br \/>\nEn az\u0131ndan \u00e7ok az\u0131 yap\u0131yor bunu\u2026<br \/>\nTabii ki siyaset\u00e7i, hani politikac\u0131 dediklerimiz de\u011fillerse devlet adam\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7okbilmi\u015fler ya\u2026<br \/>\nTakmaz kurum ve kurulu\u015flar\u0131, CIA aksini tespit eder ki bu bilinen bir ge\u00e7ek\u2026<br \/>\nSay\u0131n Merkel ba\u015fta olmak \u00fczere YOK dinlemedikleri, g\u00f6zlem alt\u0131nda tutmad\u0131klar\u0131 etkili, etkisiz siyaset\u00e7i. AMA\u2026<br \/>\nTrump gibiler Kahpedo\u011fan gibiler takmaz bunu!<\/p>\n<p>Hadi araya serpi\u015ftirelim birka\u00e7 soru\u2026<br \/>\nDendi de\u011fil mi\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ddia sahibi, Ergenekon\u2019da oldu\u011fu gibi savc\u0131 konumunda bulunan kahpe\u2026<br \/>\nUZMANLAR getirildi, ya UZMAN ne demek?<br \/>\n\u0130z b\u0131rak\u0131r mi?<br \/>\nVeya\u2026<br \/>\nHat\u0131rla Saddam\u2019\u0131, Kuveyt\u2019i i\u015fgal edi\u015fi ve sonras\u0131n\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nYine hat\u0131rla Suudi k\u00f6peklerin \u00e7eli\u015fkili a\u00e7\u0131klamalar\u0131n\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nMinareyi \u00e7alan \u00f6ncesinden k\u0131l\u0131f\u0131n\u0131 haz\u0131rlamaz m\u0131?<br \/>\nOYUNA GETIRILDILER, faka bast\u0131lar besbelli.<\/p>\n<p>Ba\u015frolde de\u011fil \u201cbizimki\u201d<br \/>\nZaten ne zaman oldu ki?<br \/>\nYard\u0131mc\u0131 oyuncu\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cBizim\u201d zibidi!<\/p>\n<p>Bir kimseye, bir topluma\u2026<br \/>\nBask\u0131 yapman\u0131n vard\u0131r \u00e7e\u015fitleri&#8230;<br \/>\nSonra\u2026<br \/>\nRus\u2019u, petrol\u00fcn\u00fc sakin unutma\u2026<br \/>\nKimi g\u00fcncel ve bariz veri\u2026<br \/>\nApa\u00e7\u0131k ya apa\u00e7\u0131k, tabii beygir g\u00f6zl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc olmayana\u2026<br \/>\nBen sizlere yeterince, hatta fazla bile ipucu verdim\u2026<br \/>\nBenden s\u00f6ylemesi\u2026<br \/>\nU\u011fra\u015f\u0131lmaz bu heriflerle, sa\u011fl\u0131kta kalmad\u0131 bende, g\u00fc\u00e7te\u2026<br \/>\nAnlamak isteyen anlad\u0131 beni, ne demek istedi\u011fimi, anlatt\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nDaha fazla bilgi, \u00e7ok fazla merak\u2026<br \/>\nCan al\u0131r ben s\u00f6yledim s\u00f6yleyece\u011fimi!<\/p>\n<p>Evet\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6nder 23 saat 10 dakika hi\u00e7bir \u015fey ile u\u011fra\u015fmamal\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nYata yuvarlanana, ac\u0131lar i\u00e7inde k\u0131vranarak\u2026<br \/>\nAh bir ger\u00e7ekle\u015ftirebilsem. Okumamal\u0131y\u0131m, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmemeliyim\u2026<br \/>\nHer \u015feyden evvel \u00f6zveriden ge\u00e7meliyim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alman\u2026 Adam\u0131, \u00e7eyre\u011fi bo\u015fu bo\u015funa emekli etmez, etmez karde\u015fim etmez\u2026 G\u00fcnde\u2026 50 dakika \u00e7al\u0131\u015fabilir raporum var elimde. Bir saat bile de\u011fil, 50 dakika\u2026 Biraz a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131m, a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131ma pi\u015fman\u0131m! D\u00fcn yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m ya\u2026 Benimki \u201ck\u00f6leli\u011fin\u201d farkl\u0131 \u015fekli! Bizim evin halleri\u2026 Tahterevalliyle kutlar\u0131z ya\u015f g\u00fcnlerini, hepimiz b\u00f6yle b\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fck\u2026 Kendi ya\u015fad\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131z evlattan esirgenir mi? Day\u0131 nas\u0131lsa taksici! \u00d6yle g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcyor ki &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=15289\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e23 saat 10 dakika\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15289"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15289"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15305,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15289\/revisions\/15305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}