{"id":1504,"date":"2017-07-20T12:52:23","date_gmt":"2017-07-20T12:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=1504"},"modified":"2017-07-20T12:58:53","modified_gmt":"2017-07-20T12:58:53","slug":"pisman-oldum-pisman-hani-neredeyse-koepekler-kadar-pisman-oldum-diyecegim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=1504","title":{"rendered":"Pi\u015fman oldum, pi\u015fman. Hani neredeyse k\u00f6pekler kadar pi\u015fman oldum diyece\u011fim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ulan arkada\u015f bu millet sebze \u00e7orbas\u0131n\u0131 bu kadar m\u0131 seviyor?<br \/>\nHadi kavram, tan\u0131m karma\u015fas\u0131na \u201cal\u0131\u015ft\u0131m\u201d<br \/>\nNeticede T\u00fcrk\u00e7emiz sak\u0131z, nereye \u00e7ekersen oraya\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130yideee\u2026<br \/>\nBu ne Allah, Peygamber a\u015fk\u0131na?<br \/>\nHer \u015fey karman \u00e7oman.<\/p>\n<p>Bitlocker\u2026<br \/>\nBili\u015fim, zaten zor bir konu, hani cinselli\u011fi nas\u0131l \u00e7ocu\u011fuma anlat\u0131r\u0131m meselesi gibi\u2026<br \/>\nNeticede biliyoruz ki bebeleri leylekler getirmiyor(!)<\/p>\n<p>Hadi dedim T\u00fcrk\u00e7e olsun\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ngilizce, Almanca istemedim\u2026<br \/>\nVay anam, vay babam, vay, vay, vay\u2026<br \/>\nBreh, breh, breh\u2026<br \/>\nPes do\u011frusu!<\/p>\n<p>\u0130ngilizceniz varsa\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eimdilik bu izletti ile idare edin, gerisi yar\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nAlmanya, havalar, d\u00fcn feci bir s\u0131cak, bug\u00fcn ya\u011fmurlu. Bedenim bu kadar \u00e7abuk hava de\u011fi\u015fikliklerine &gt;&gt;&gt; isyan &lt;&lt;&lt; ediyor. Anlayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z bir aya\u011f\u0131m burada, di\u011feri \u00f6te d\u00fcnyada.<\/p>\n<p>TPM, Bitlocker vesaire\u2026<br \/>\nHepsini ama hepsini katm\u0131\u015f arkada\u015flar birbirine\u2026<br \/>\nBirbiriyle ilgili ama\u2026<br \/>\nDiyelim sa\u011f kula\u011f\u0131m ka\u015f\u0131nd\u0131, sa\u011f kolumu kald\u0131r\u0131p sa\u011f elimle sa\u011f kula\u011f\u0131m\u0131 ka\u015f\u0131yaca\u011f\u0131ma\u2026<br \/>\nSol kolumu kald\u0131r\u0131p, ba\u015f\u0131m \u00fcst\u00fcnden sol elimle sa\u011f kula\u011f\u0131m\u0131 ka\u015f\u0131mak gibi bir \u015fey(!)<\/p>\n<p>Vallahi ne desem bilmem ki?<br \/>\nG\u00fcvenlik \u00e7ocuk oyunca\u011f\u0131 de\u011fil galiba!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eZTfgNIiNUA\" target=\"_blank\">izle<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ulan arkada\u015f bu millet sebze \u00e7orbas\u0131n\u0131 bu kadar m\u0131 seviyor? Hadi kavram, tan\u0131m karma\u015fas\u0131na \u201cal\u0131\u015ft\u0131m\u201d Neticede T\u00fcrk\u00e7emiz sak\u0131z, nereye \u00e7ekersen oraya\u2026 \u0130yideee\u2026 Bu ne Allah, Peygamber a\u015fk\u0131na? Her \u015fey karman \u00e7oman. Bitlocker\u2026 Bili\u015fim, zaten zor bir konu, hani cinselli\u011fi nas\u0131l \u00e7ocu\u011fuma anlat\u0131r\u0131m meselesi gibi\u2026 Neticede biliyoruz ki bebeleri leylekler getirmiyor(!) Hadi dedim T\u00fcrk\u00e7e olsun\u2026 \u0130ngilizce, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=1504\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201ePi\u015fman oldum, pi\u015fman. Hani neredeyse k\u00f6pekler kadar pi\u015fman oldum diyece\u011fim\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1504"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1508,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions\/1508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}