{"id":14667,"date":"2018-11-04T09:45:35","date_gmt":"2018-11-04T09:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=14667"},"modified":"2018-11-04T11:45:09","modified_gmt":"2018-11-04T11:45:09","slug":"hem-guelueyor-hem-anlatiyor-oeyle-guezel-anlatiyor-ki-saf-saf-cocuklar-yere-yatti-guelmekten-sisi-meselesi-ben","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=14667","title":{"rendered":"Hem g\u00fcl\u00fcyor hem anlat\u0131yor. \u00d6yle g\u00fczel anlat\u0131yor ki saf, saf \u00e7ocuklar yere yatt\u0131 g\u00fclmekten. Sisi meselesi, ben\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hala kendimi S\u00fcpermen san\u0131yormu\u015fum\u2026<br \/>\nKahvalt\u0131dayd\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nHan\u0131mda dedi d\u00fcn zaten\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cHer \u015feyin \u00fcstleniyorsun\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nKeyfimden!?!<\/p>\n<p>Yeminle bak hat\u0131rlam\u0131yorum, karde\u015f k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckken ve hala\u2026<br \/>\nAvusturya krali\u00e7esi Sisi hayran\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKarde\u015fle araba ile T\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye izine gitmi\u015fiz, yeminle hat\u0131rlam\u0131yorum\u2026<br \/>\nSadece ikimiz\u2026<br \/>\nAvusturya\u2019y\u0131 \u00e7ok seviyor ya\u2026<br \/>\nYar\u0131m g\u00fcnl\u00fck gecikme pahas\u0131na, O g\u00fcnd\u00fcz g\u00f6z\u00fcyle Avusturya\u2019y\u0131 g\u00f6rs\u00fcn diye\u2026<br \/>\nBiz Avusturya\u2019dan ge\u00e7erken uyukluyormu\u015f, ba\u015f\u0131 \u00f6ne d\u00fc\u015fecek gibi olduk\u00e7a\u2026<br \/>\nYiyormu\u015f benden tokad\u0131 a\u011fz\u0131na\u2026<br \/>\nKar\u0131ya bak ya, hem gecikmeli gidiyorum, g\u00fcnler say\u0131l\u0131 hem uyukluyor!<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Bu s\u00f6zleri \u00e7ok nadiren duyars\u0131n\u0131z a\u011fz\u0131mdan veya okursunuz kalemimden\u2026<br \/>\nA\u011fac\u0131 kesmek i\u00e7in gelen \u00e7ocuklar, bakma \u00e7ocuk dedi\u011fime, 30 \u2013 35 ya\u015flar\u0131nda\u2026<br \/>\nEvli, \u00e7oluk \u00e7ocuk sahibi\u2026<br \/>\nAld\u0131klar\u0131 her kuru\u015fu hak ediyorlar, her bir kuru\u015fu\u2026<br \/>\nA\u011fa\u00e7 17 metre dolaylar\u0131ndaym\u0131\u015f, 3 metrek\u00fcp odun \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fczer liradan \u00fc\u00e7 y\u00fcz, elli liraya kestirmi\u015f oldum a\u011fac\u0131(!)<\/p>\n<p>Korkudan aklim gitti, insanlara\u2026<br \/>\nEtrafa bir \u015fey olacak diye, nas\u0131l kalkar\u0131m \u00fcstesinden?<\/p>\n<p>Di\u011fer a\u011fc\u0131larda bu boyda, kendi k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck orman\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nKabaca kestiler\u2026<br \/>\nNe sobal\u0131k ne \u015f\u00f6minelik, haftaya\u2026<br \/>\nHafta boyunca kendim k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcltece\u011fim. Bir \u015fekilde spor yapmam gerekiyor, bir \u015fekilde\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ok fena hamald\u0131m, yok kiloma dikkat ediyorum\u2026<br \/>\nOlmasa bile art\u0131k hatunlar ile ilgim, kiii\u2026<br \/>\nYeminle\u2026<br \/>\nBilimsel, anatomik ara\u015ft\u0131rmalar yap\u0131yordum hep\u2026<br \/>\nDoktorculuk oynuyorduk\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nBilim ad\u0131na fedak\u00e2rl\u0131k g\u00f6steriyordum yani\u2026<br \/>\nKiloma, \u00e7o\u011fu zaman \u00fcst\u00fcm \u2013 ba\u015f\u0131ma dikkat ederim.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/1234A.JPG\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A\u011fa\u00e7kakan, a\u011fa\u00e7kakan\u0131n geometrik \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmas\u0131na bakar m\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z?<br \/>\nResmen d\u00f6rt k\u00f6\u015fe!<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/1234B.JPG\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kendim kesmeyi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorum\u2026<br \/>\nDedim de bu sabah kahvalt\u0131da, bir g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015fme\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nCesaret edemedim, han\u0131ma d\u00fcn telefon ettim\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130yi ki kesmeye kalkmam\u0131\u015f\u0131m!<\/p>\n<p>Bu \u015fekilde kesmeyecektim zaten, onlar profesyonel\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcrk usul\u00fc, \u00d6nder i\u015fi\u2026<br \/>\nAlt\u0131nda kalabilirdim de yani, be\u015f par\u00e7ada a\u011fac\u0131 kestiler\u2026<br \/>\nBen be\u015f metreden bir keresinde!<\/p>\n<p>Kendimi de dahil ederek\u2026<br \/>\nKENDIMI\u2026<br \/>\nBizler b\u00f6yleyiz, san\u0131yoruz ki her b.ku yapabiliriz\u2026<br \/>\nYap da g\u00f6reyim, bende en az\u0131ndan gerekli hallerde mant\u0131k giriyor araya\u2026<br \/>\nKendime dur diyorum, YAPAMAZSIN\u2026<br \/>\n\u00dcstesinden gelmezsin!<br \/>\nNOKTA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hala kendimi S\u00fcpermen san\u0131yormu\u015fum\u2026 Kahvalt\u0131dayd\u0131m\u2026 Han\u0131mda dedi d\u00fcn zaten\u2026 \u201cHer \u015feyin \u00fcstleniyorsun\u2026\u201d Keyfimden!?! Yeminle bak hat\u0131rlam\u0131yorum, karde\u015f k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckken ve hala\u2026 Avusturya krali\u00e7esi Sisi hayran\u0131\u2026 Karde\u015fle araba ile T\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye izine gitmi\u015fiz, yeminle hat\u0131rlam\u0131yorum\u2026 Sadece ikimiz\u2026 Avusturya\u2019y\u0131 \u00e7ok seviyor ya\u2026 Yar\u0131m g\u00fcnl\u00fck gecikme pahas\u0131na, O g\u00fcnd\u00fcz g\u00f6z\u00fcyle Avusturya\u2019y\u0131 g\u00f6rs\u00fcn diye\u2026 Biz Avusturya\u2019dan ge\u00e7erken uyukluyormu\u015f, ba\u015f\u0131 \u00f6ne d\u00fc\u015fecek &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=14667\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eHem g\u00fcl\u00fcyor hem anlat\u0131yor. \u00d6yle g\u00fczel anlat\u0131yor ki saf, saf \u00e7ocuklar yere yatt\u0131 g\u00fclmekten. Sisi meselesi, ben\u2026\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14667"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14667"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14679,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14667\/revisions\/14679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}