{"id":14392,"date":"2018-10-25T10:48:08","date_gmt":"2018-10-25T10:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=14392"},"modified":"2018-10-25T10:48:08","modified_gmt":"2018-10-25T10:48:08","slug":"hem-vallahi-hem-billahi-gercek-yasanmis-bir-olay-oelduem-guelmekten-oence-benim-yazacaklarimi-oku-sonra-mutlaka-bekir-beyi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=14392","title":{"rendered":"Hem vallahi hem billahi, ger\u00e7ek, ya\u015fanm\u0131\u015f bir olay. \u00d6ld\u00fcm g\u00fclmekten. \u00d6nce benim yazacaklar\u0131m\u0131 oku sonra MUTLAKA Bekir Bey\u2019i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yoruldum\u2026<br \/>\nYat\u0131m gazete okuyorum\u2026<br \/>\nBu sabah Alman haberlerinde yer ald\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nOlay Bel\u00e7ika\u2019da ger\u00e7ekle\u015fiyor. Alt\u0131 kafadar\u2026<br \/>\nGen\u00e7ler\u2026<br \/>\nSilahl\u0131 soygun yapma karar\u0131 al\u0131rlar. <\/p>\n<p>Bir sigarac\u0131 d\u00fckk\u00e2n\u0131na \u00f6\u011fle vakti dalarlar\u2026<br \/>\nYa paran\u0131 ya can\u0131n\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fckk\u00e2n sahibi, Kayserili hem\u015feriler \u00fcst\u00fcne al\u0131nmas\u0131nlar\u2026<br \/>\nCing\u00f6z \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ocuklar \u00f6\u011fle vakti daha para gelmedi ki, de\u011fmez\u2026<br \/>\nSiz gidin ak\u015fam saat 18:30\u2019da tekrar gelin\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ocuklar ikna olur, d\u00fckk\u00e2n\u0131 terk ederler. Tabii d\u00fckk\u00e2n sahibi durur mu, do\u011fru polise haber salar\u2026<br \/>\nPolisler\u2026<br \/>\nYok ya bir daha gelmezler dese bile d\u00fckk\u00e2n sahibi \u0131srarc\u0131d\u0131r, gelecekler\u2026<br \/>\nYollarlar iki polisi\u2026<br \/>\nGer\u00e7ekten de sab\u0131rs\u0131z\u0131n bir tam saat 17\u2019de d\u00fckk\u00e2na damlar, d\u00fckk\u00e2n sahibi k\u0131zar\u2026<br \/>\nBen sana saat 18:30 demedim mi?<br \/>\nGen\u00e7\u2026<br \/>\nSal\u0131na sal\u0131na d\u00fckk\u00e2n\u0131 terk eder, saat tam 18:30\u2019da\u2026<br \/>\nBe\u015fi bir yerde, alt\u0131nc\u0131s\u0131 ka\u00e7may\u0131 ba\u015far\u0131r!<\/p>\n<p>Bizimkisi O misal\u2026<br \/>\nYarat\u0131k taraf\u0131ndan s.kilmeye \u00f6yle al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f\u0131z ki, m\u00fcptelas\u0131 olmu\u015fuk adeta. Iki de birde yeniden\u2026<br \/>\nBir daha bir daha!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Umudumuz Bah\u00e7eli\u2019ye mi kald\u0131?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nelere umut ba\u011flamad\u0131k ki\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u201c\u00c7uvalda\u201d umutland\u0131k\u2026<br \/>\n\u015eanl\u0131 tarihinde hi\u00e7 g\u00f6r\u00fclmemi\u015f bi\u00e7imde askerimizin ba\u015f\u0131na \u00e7uval ge\u00e7irilince \u201c\u00c7uval bunu g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcr\u201d dedik\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u201cAyakkab\u0131 kutusuna\u201d g\u00fcvendik\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cKesin gider, bu \u00f6yle b\u00f6yle bir kutu de\u011fil\u201d dedik\u2026<br \/>\nKutuyu yakalayan polis, savc\u0131, yarg\u0131\u00e7 gitti, bu kald\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u201cBharara\u201d dedik\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cT\u00fcrk yarg\u0131s\u0131 yapamad\u0131, Amerikan savc\u0131 yapar\u201d dedik ki\u2026<br \/>\nBharara gitti\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u201cBeyzbol sopas\u0131\u201d umut oldu\u2026<br \/>\nObama resimde elinde beyzbol sopas\u0131 ile g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcnce \u201cSopay\u0131 g\u00f6sterdi ya, bu i\u015f bitmi\u015ftir\u201d demi\u015ftik\u2026 Trump da giderse, \u00fc\u00e7 ABD ba\u015fkan\u0131 g\u00f6ndermi\u015f olacak\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u201cFuat Avni&#8217;ye\u201d g\u00fcvendik\u2026<br \/>\nKo\u015ftuk\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cFuat Avni diyor ki gidiciymi\u015f\u201d dedi muharrir\u2026<br \/>\nGer\u00e7ekte olmayan adam\u0131 yakalad\u0131lar\u2026<br \/>\nBu kald\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u201cAbdullah G\u00fcl&#8217;e\u201d g\u00fcvendik arkada\u015flar\u2026<br \/>\nSiyasi tarihte en uzun s\u00fcre \u201cbir \u015fey yapacakm\u0131\u015f gibi yapan adam\u201d oldu\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cB\u00fclent Ar\u0131n\u00e7\u201d bile umut oldu, \u201cHer \u015feyini biliyor g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcr\u201d dedik, bir de bakt\u0131k ki o konu\u015fuyor, B\u00fclent Ar\u0131n\u00e7 duygulanm\u0131\u015f a\u011fl\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u201cDanalara\u201d g\u00fcvendik\u2026<br \/>\nHelal kesim yap\u0131lmadan 500 bin ine\u011fi-koyunu getirerek, garsondan \u201chelal k\u00fcrdan\u201d isteyen millete yedirdiler\u2026<br \/>\nOlmad\u0131\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u201cDolara\u201d g\u00fcvendik\u2026<br \/>\nKuru so\u011fana g\u00fcvendik, turpa g\u00fcvendik\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n(Dikkat edin; g\u00fcvendiklerimiz aras\u0131nda her \u015fey var, CHP yok\u2026)<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n\u015eimdi\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cDevlet Bah\u00e7eli\u201d diyorlar\u2026<br \/>\n\u2605<br \/>\n15 senedir AKP ile birlikte parlamenter cumhuriyeti y\u0131kan adama g\u00fcveniyorsan\u0131z\u2026<br \/>\nBence k\u0131\u015f geldi, \u201clahanaya\u201d bakal\u0131m\u2026<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2018\/yazarlar\/bekir-coskun\/umudumuz-bahceliye-mi-kaldi-2700313\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yoruldum\u2026 Yat\u0131m gazete okuyorum\u2026 Bu sabah Alman haberlerinde yer ald\u0131\u2026 Olay Bel\u00e7ika\u2019da ger\u00e7ekle\u015fiyor. Alt\u0131 kafadar\u2026 Gen\u00e7ler\u2026 Silahl\u0131 soygun yapma karar\u0131 al\u0131rlar. Bir sigarac\u0131 d\u00fckk\u00e2n\u0131na \u00f6\u011fle vakti dalarlar\u2026 Ya paran\u0131 ya can\u0131n\u0131\u2026 D\u00fckk\u00e2n sahibi, Kayserili hem\u015feriler \u00fcst\u00fcne al\u0131nmas\u0131nlar\u2026 Cing\u00f6z \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u2026 \u00c7ocuklar \u00f6\u011fle vakti daha para gelmedi ki, de\u011fmez\u2026 Siz gidin ak\u015fam saat 18:30\u2019da tekrar gelin\u2026 \u00c7ocuklar &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=14392\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eHem vallahi hem billahi, ger\u00e7ek, ya\u015fanm\u0131\u015f bir olay. \u00d6ld\u00fcm g\u00fclmekten. \u00d6nce benim yazacaklar\u0131m\u0131 oku sonra MUTLAKA Bekir Bey\u2019i\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14392"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14393,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14392\/revisions\/14393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}