Han\u0131m \u201cSenin saatin HEP e\u015fek\u201d
\nEvlat \u201cBaba sabah saat 9 ile 10 ars\u0131 iyi oluyorsun, O saate bende \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum. Gelip konu\u015famam ki seninle\u201d<\/p>\n
Yemek yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m, bal\u0131k \u2013 patates \u2013 mantar\u2026
\n\u00d6\u011fleden sonra \u00e7ocu\u011fu arad\u0131m, ak\u015fama anneni al yeme\u011fe gel.<\/p>\n
Be\u015fikta\u015f kirada, ayda 6000 Tayyip Liras\u0131\u2026
\nAlo\u2026
\nBe\u015fikta\u015f merkez, ger\u00e7ekten Be\u015fikta\u015f yani. 6000 Lira(!)<\/p>\n
Takm\u0131\u015f kafaya ki tak\u0131lmayacak gibi de\u011fil\u2026
\nHangi biriyle u\u011fra\u015fay\u0131m?
\nBa\u015flad\u0131 v\u0131d\u0131 v\u0131d\u0131, ZATEN midem FECI bulan\u0131yor\u2026
\nA\u011fr\u0131lardan, mide bulant\u0131s\u0131ndan kafa gram \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131yor\u2026
\nDedim benim haberim OLMADAN en ufak bir \u015fey YAPMAYACAKSIN\u2026
\nBizim doktor, hani arkada\u015f\u0131. Onunla konu\u015fmu\u015f, babas\u0131\u2026
\n\u201cBabamla konu\u015f\u201d
\nDuydu\u011fum bildi\u011fim kadar\u0131yla \u201ctam adam\u0131\u201d
\nPATLADIM\u2026
\n\u0130nsan\u0131n e\u015fek saati, e\u015fref saati vard\u0131r.<\/p>\n
\u0130kisi de HAKLI ama ben ne yapay\u0131m?<\/p>\n
Gidece\u011fim, i\u015fim dolu\u2026
\n— Arazi MAFYASI —
\nHALIM yok! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Han\u0131m \u201cSenin saatin HEP e\u015fek\u201d Evlat \u201cBaba sabah saat 9 ile 10 ars\u0131 iyi oluyorsun, O saate bende \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum. Gelip konu\u015famam ki seninle\u201d Yemek yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m, bal\u0131k \u2013 patates \u2013 mantar\u2026 \u00d6\u011fleden sonra \u00e7ocu\u011fu arad\u0131m, ak\u015fama anneni al yeme\u011fe gel. Be\u015fikta\u015f kirada, ayda 6000 Tayyip Liras\u0131\u2026 Alo\u2026 Be\u015fikta\u015f merkez, ger\u00e7ekten Be\u015fikta\u015f yani. 6000 Lira(!) Takm\u0131\u015f kafaya … <\/p>\n