{"id":14137,"date":"2018-10-17T12:09:09","date_gmt":"2018-10-17T12:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=14137"},"modified":"2018-10-17T12:53:36","modified_gmt":"2018-10-17T12:53:36","slug":"ekonomik-goesterge-takim-elbise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=14137","title":{"rendered":"Ekonomik g\u00f6sterge, tak\u0131m elbise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bilmem biliyor muydunuz?<br \/>\nTak\u0131m elbisenin ekonomik bir g\u00f6sterge oldu\u011funu\u2026<br \/>\nDaha do\u011frusu ceketin\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fc\u011fmelerin!<\/p>\n<p>Neyse Dada geldi okuldan, Jack\u2019i teslim ettim\u2026<br \/>\nHerifin haliyle karn\u0131 ac\u0131km\u0131\u015f, att\u0131k f\u0131r\u0131na bir \u015feyler\u2026<br \/>\nYine \u015fansl\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nF\u0131r\u0131n\u0131 kullanmas\u0131n\u0131 bile &gt; hala &lt; bilmiyor, ananay, ben, engesi\u2026<br \/>\nAblas\u0131 var\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7al\u0131\u015fan anne\u2026<br \/>\nGurbette yeti\u015fen \u00e7ocuklar!<\/p>\n<p>Tabii bizimde karn\u0131m\u0131z ac\u0131kt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nYok Dada istemedi, Hintliye gittim, O kendine tavuk madalyonlar\u0131 alm\u0131\u015f, onlar\u0131 yiyecekmi\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nAnlatm\u0131\u015f\u0131md\u0131r Hintliyi, efendi insanlar. \u00c7oluk \u00e7ocuk d\u00fckk\u00e2nda\u2026<br \/>\nEn b\u00fcy\u00fck k\u0131zlar\u0131 12. s\u0131n\u0131fa gidiyor. Oturmu\u015f d\u00fckk\u00e2nda ders \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\nKendi gen\u00e7li\u011fim akl\u0131ma geldi\u2026<br \/>\nHepimiz, hepimiz d\u00fckk\u00e2nda b\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fck. Allahtan karde\u015f yan\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131zda ev ald\u0131 da Dada ve Dayday kurtuldular.<\/p>\n<p>Hintlinin hemen kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda banka\u2026<br \/>\nBaz\u0131lar\u0131 yeme\u011fe oraya geliyor. Yemek s\u00fcrece\u011fi i\u00e7in \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya bir sigara i\u00e7iyordum\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00f6k\u00fclmeye ba\u015flad\u0131 bankac\u0131lar\u2026<br \/>\nDarac\u0131k\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcd\u00fck gibi pantolonlar, modaym\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nBilmem ne ederim b\u00f6yle moday\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nCeketler\u2026<br \/>\nHani bir iki numara k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck al\u0131rs\u0131n da giydin mi bir komik durur \u00fcst\u00fcnde\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6yle!!!<\/p>\n<p>Tek kelimeyle; ZIBIDI!<\/p>\n<p>Ge\u00e7elim\u2026<br \/>\nOldum olas\u0131 \u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fc iliklemeyi sevmem\u2026<br \/>\nResmi\u2026<br \/>\nAma bir \u015fekilde de spor giyinmeyi severim\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6n\u00fcm a\u00e7\u0131kt\u0131r benim!<\/p>\n<p>Durum b\u00f6yle olunca\u2026<br \/>\nAksesuarlar bir daha \u00f6nem kazan\u0131r, tak\u0131m, o g\u00fcn giydi\u011fin g\u00f6mle\u011fin rengine g\u00f6re kravat\u2026<br \/>\nPantolonun kemeri, ayakkab\u0131lar\u2026<br \/>\nKolundaki saat, cebindeki \u00e7akmak\u2026<br \/>\nAsl\u0131nda yele\u011fi severim, kravat i\u011fnen gerekli hallerde mendilin\u2026<br \/>\nO g\u00fcnk\u00fc performans\u0131n ve niyetine g\u00f6re s\u00fcrece\u011fin\u2026<br \/>\nBelli belirsiz kokun\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nHaliyle, bak bu \u00e7ok \u00f6nemli\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7o\u011fu erkek, kad\u0131nlar\u0131n sutyen se\u00e7iminde yapt\u0131klar\u0131 yanl\u0131\u015f gibi kravat\u0131n\u0131n boyunu do\u011fru belirleyemez\u2026<br \/>\nYa \u00e7ok k\u0131sa olur veya \u00e7ok uzun\u2026<br \/>\nKravat\u0131n ucu\u2026<br \/>\nYani \u00fc\u00e7genin ucu g\u00f6bek deli\u011finizi bir &#8211; iki\u2026<br \/>\nEn fazla \u00fc\u00e7 santim ge\u00e7memeli!<\/p>\n<p>Ceket iliklendi\u011finde\u2026<br \/>\nCeketin reveri yani ilk d\u00fc\u011fmeye kadar gelen a\u00e7\u0131k kesimi\u2026<br \/>\nNe kadar a\u00e7\u0131k olursa ekonomi o kadar iyi\u2026<br \/>\nTersi\u2026<br \/>\nNe kadar kapal\u0131 olursa o kadar k\u00f6t\u00fc.<\/p>\n<p>Bir link konuyla ilgili:<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.hurriyet.com.tr\/ik-yeni-ekonomi\/giysilerimizin-verdigi-mesajlar-26345604<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bilmem biliyor muydunuz? Tak\u0131m elbisenin ekonomik bir g\u00f6sterge oldu\u011funu\u2026 Daha do\u011frusu ceketin\u2026 D\u00fc\u011fmelerin! Neyse Dada geldi okuldan, Jack\u2019i teslim ettim\u2026 Herifin haliyle karn\u0131 ac\u0131km\u0131\u015f, att\u0131k f\u0131r\u0131na bir \u015feyler\u2026 Yine \u015fansl\u0131\u2026 F\u0131r\u0131n\u0131 kullanmas\u0131n\u0131 bile &gt; hala &lt; bilmiyor, ananay, ben, engesi\u2026 Ablas\u0131 var\u2026 \u00c7al\u0131\u015fan anne\u2026 Gurbette yeti\u015fen \u00e7ocuklar! Tabii bizimde karn\u0131m\u0131z ac\u0131kt\u0131\u2026 Yok Dada istemedi, Hintliye &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=14137\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eEkonomik g\u00f6sterge, tak\u0131m elbise\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14137"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14137"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14147,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14137\/revisions\/14147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}