{"id":13853,"date":"2018-10-05T06:05:13","date_gmt":"2018-10-05T06:05:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=13853"},"modified":"2018-10-05T06:10:44","modified_gmt":"2018-10-05T06:10:44","slug":"oender-kalk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=13853","title":{"rendered":"\u00d6nder kalk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d6nder kakabilse kalkacak\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cSen deli misin incecik battaniye ile \u00fczerinde uyumu\u015fsun?\u201d<br \/>\nYast\u0131k, yorgan olsa \u00fczerimde\u2026<br \/>\nGece boyunca da\u011f\u0131lacak oda i\u00e7inde\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00f6ylece, hi\u00e7 olmazsa sar\u0131l\u0131yorum s\u0131ms\u0131k\u0131 battaniyeye!<\/p>\n<p>Onun bunun \u00e7ocu\u011fu, sekiz \u015fehit verdik yine!<\/p>\n<p>Analar\u0131 a\u011flatmakla b\u0131rakm\u0131yorlar, bir g\u00fczel beceriyorlar birde\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cBiraz daha sab\u0131r\u201d diye zaman istiyor veledi zina, y\u00fcz yok ki, ar \u2013 namus sesleniyor e\u015fe\u011fe\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6yle berbat uyand\u0131m ki bacaklar\u0131m, parmaklara varana kadar. Han\u0131m doktora gidecek, d\u00fckk\u00e2n bende.<\/p>\n<p>Ka\u00e7 g\u00fcn oldu geleli, Ona gitmem laz\u0131m ne yap\u0131yor acaba?<br \/>\nKorkuyorum\u2026<br \/>\nMoralim bozulacak yine, laf \u2013 s\u00f6z dinletemiyorum, zarar, ziyan had safhada\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcn bir belgesel izledim \u00e7ok korkutmakla birlikte \u00e7ok d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcrd\u00fc beni\u2026<br \/>\nBu korku bitirecek \u00f6nderi\u2026<br \/>\nEvlattan, han\u0131mdan, anamdan herkes i\u00e7in korkar oldum \u00e7ocuklar i\u00e7in \u00f6zellikle\u2026<br \/>\nSanma sadece Tayyipistanda sald\u0131r\u0131yorlar durup dururken polise, doktora, hem\u015fireye\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcnyan\u0131n \u00e7ivisi \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBuralarda da ayn\u0131s\u0131. Biber gaz\u0131, kap\u0131 arkas\u0131nda yatak kaburgas\u0131 (bettlatten)\u2026<br \/>\nMe\u015fe sopas\u0131ndan sa\u011flamd\u0131r, vurdun mu herifin bir yerine inim inim inletir, yerlerde k\u0131vrand\u0131r\u0131r sald\u0131rgan\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>Han\u0131ma yasaklad\u0131m, zaten kendisi korktu\u2026<br \/>\nJilet bulundurmuyoruz \u00f6n tarafta, m\u00fc\u015fterinin oldu\u011fu yerde\u2026<br \/>\nYa vallahi billahi ne olacak bu vaziyetler b\u00f6yle?<\/p>\n<p>Camilerle bir ya\u015fam\u0131 \u00f6zendirmelilermi\u015f mi\u015f, \u00f6yle sesleniyor adi ve pederin deyimi ile kalitesiz pezevenk hocalara, bu millet sizlerle birlikte M\u00fcsl\u00fcman oldu, ibadeti \u00f6\u011frendi de\u011fil mi?<br \/>\nAdi herif seni\u2026<br \/>\nAyda\u2026<br \/>\n2 milyon \u00fczeri sadece mutfak masraf\u0131 varm\u0131\u015f saray\u0131n, z\u0131kk\u0131m\u0131n bokunu yiyesice\u2026<br \/>\nGittim g\u00f6rd\u00fcm kendi g\u00f6zlerimle\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7ar\u015f\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nPazar ate\u015f pahas\u0131, millet daha ay ba\u015f\u0131nda kak\u0131yor paras\u0131z\u2026<br \/>\nO yap\u0131yor t.\u015fak kebab\u0131, keyifler yerinde!<\/p>\n<p>Allah raz\u0131 olsun annemden, t\u00fcm analardan\u2026<br \/>\nKonu, kom\u015fu aile fertlerimden\u2026<br \/>\nMantara doyurdular ne mantar yedik ne yedik\u2026<br \/>\nAnnem ise bana &gt;&gt;&gt; bol bol &lt;&lt;&lt; neredeyse her g\u00fcn sar\u0131msakl\u0131 yo\u011furt yedirdi\u2026<br \/>\nAma ne yedim ne yedim\u2026<br \/>\nHem i\u00e7im temizlendi hem kan dolas\u0131m\u0131m d\u00fczene girdi\u2026<br \/>\nGer\u00e7ekten nispeten iyiydim\u2026<br \/>\nVerdim tarifini, tavsiye ederim!<\/p>\n<p>\u00dclkemizde yeti\u015fen mantarlar, resimli:<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.tml.web.tr\/download\/Mantarlar.pdf<\/p>\n<p>MANTAR ZEH\u0130RLENMELER\u0130 VE BA\u015eLICA ZEH\u0130RL\u0130 MANTARLAR<br \/>\nhttps:\/\/ordu.tarimorman.gov.tr\/Belgeler\/G\u0131da%20ve%20Yem\/MANTAR%20ZEH\u0130RLENMELER\u0130%20VE%20BA\u015eLICA%20ZEH\u0130RL\u0130%20MANTARLAR.pdf<\/p>\n<p>Bir link;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"3iQvT3atkj\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dogalmantarlar.com\/turkiyede-yetisen-ve-yenilebilir-mantar-turleri\/\">T\u00fcrkiye\u2019de Yeti\u015fen ve Yenilebilir Mantar \u00c7e\u015fitleri<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dogalmantarlar.com\/turkiyede-yetisen-ve-yenilebilir-mantar-turleri\/embed\/#?secret=3iQvT3atkj\" data-secret=\"3iQvT3atkj\" width=\"525\" height=\"296\" title=\"&#8220;T\u00fcrkiye\u2019de Yeti\u015fen ve Yenilebilir Mantar \u00c7e\u015fitleri&#8221; &#8212; Do\u011fal Mantarlar\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Zehirli Mantar \u00c7e\u015fitleri<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"ZrwDjUSGfT\"><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yabanclub.com\/turkiyede-yetisen-zehirli-mantar-cesitleri.html\">Zehirli Mantar \u00c7e\u015fitleri<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yabanclub.com\/turkiyede-yetisen-zehirli-mantar-cesitleri.html\/embed#?secret=ZrwDjUSGfT\" data-secret=\"ZrwDjUSGfT\" width=\"525\" height=\"296\" title=\"&#8220;Zehirli Mantar \u00c7e\u015fitleri&#8221; &#8212; YabanClub\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d6nder kakabilse kalkacak\u2026 \u201cSen deli misin incecik battaniye ile \u00fczerinde uyumu\u015fsun?\u201d Yast\u0131k, yorgan olsa \u00fczerimde\u2026 Gece boyunca da\u011f\u0131lacak oda i\u00e7inde\u2026 B\u00f6ylece, hi\u00e7 olmazsa sar\u0131l\u0131yorum s\u0131ms\u0131k\u0131 battaniyeye! Onun bunun \u00e7ocu\u011fu, sekiz \u015fehit verdik yine! Analar\u0131 a\u011flatmakla b\u0131rakm\u0131yorlar, bir g\u00fczel beceriyorlar birde\u2026 \u201cBiraz daha sab\u0131r\u201d diye zaman istiyor veledi zina, y\u00fcz yok ki, ar \u2013 namus sesleniyor &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=13853\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e\u00d6nder kalk\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13853"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13853"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13856,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13853\/revisions\/13856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}