{"id":13406,"date":"2018-09-17T10:08:32","date_gmt":"2018-09-17T10:08:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=13406"},"modified":"2018-09-17T11:07:03","modified_gmt":"2018-09-17T11:07:03","slug":"kafasiz-asker-oender","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=13406","title":{"rendered":"Kafas\u0131z asker; \u00d6NDER"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gittim, bakt\u0131m eve yemek yok yine\u2026
\nK\u0131yma \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131m, so\u011fan, biber\u2026
\nDedim k\u0131ymal\u0131 bir yumurta yapay\u0131m, her \u015fey bitti yumurtalar\u0131 haz\u0131r edece\u011fim\u2026
\nUlan bu ne?
\nYumurta yok evde\u2026
\nGelirler, d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcrler tek tek\u2026
\n\u015fansa bak hep yek!<\/p>\n

Hay Allah\u2026
\nNe yapaca\u011f\u0131m ne yapaca\u011f\u0131m?
\nA\u00e7t\u0131m buzdolab\u0131n\u0131 haz\u0131r mant\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fcm\u2026
\nAtt\u0131m tencereye\u2026
\n\u00d6ff mis, bakt\u0131m daha nas\u0131l inceltirim yeme\u011fi, a\u011f\u0131zlara laik diye\u2026
\nMini domates, k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 dolmal\u0131k biber\u2026
\nDildim\u2026
\nKoydum \u00e7i\u011fden \u00fcst\u00fcne, maydanoz gerektirir ki olsun bir b\u00fct\u00fcn\u2026
\nHem g\u00f6z karde\u015fim hem damak tatmin olsun\u2026
\nMaydanoz yok evde\u2026
\nHay ben sizin gelmi\u015finizi, ge\u00e7mi\u015finizi d\u00fcz edeyim\u2026
\nLezzet muhte\u015fem g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fc bozuk yine!<\/p>\n

Geldim d\u00fckk\u00e2na sordu hanim \u00d6nderiye ye\u2026
\n\u201cNe yapt\u0131n?\u201d
\nB\u00f6yle b\u00f6yle\u2026
\nDemez mi yumurta tavuklar\u0131n alt\u0131nda\u2026
\nUlan \u00d6nder ben senin akl\u0131na s.\u00e7ay\u0131m!<\/p>\n

😊<\/p>\n

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Dedi\u011fim gibi asl\u0131nda bu yeme\u011fin hakk\u0131 daha maydanoz ve sar\u0131msak\u2026
\nAma \u00e7ocuklar okula gidiyor, OLMAZ<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gittim, bakt\u0131m eve yemek yok yine\u2026 K\u0131yma \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131m, so\u011fan, biber\u2026 Dedim k\u0131ymal\u0131 bir yumurta yapay\u0131m, her \u015fey bitti yumurtalar\u0131 haz\u0131r edece\u011fim\u2026 Ulan bu ne? Yumurta yok evde\u2026 Gelirler, d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcrler tek tek\u2026 \u015fansa bak hep yek! Hay Allah\u2026 Ne yapaca\u011f\u0131m ne yapaca\u011f\u0131m? A\u00e7t\u0131m buzdolab\u0131n\u0131 haz\u0131r mant\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fcm\u2026 Att\u0131m tencereye\u2026 \u00d6ff mis, bakt\u0131m daha nas\u0131l inceltirim yeme\u011fi, … <\/p>\n

\u201eKafas\u0131z asker; \u00d6NDER\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13406"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13406"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13411,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13406\/revisions\/13411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}