{"id":129559,"date":"2023-04-23T13:01:42","date_gmt":"2023-04-23T13:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=129559"},"modified":"2023-04-23T14:15:28","modified_gmt":"2023-04-23T14:15:28","slug":"uestuene-sos-istemisiniz-veya-baklava","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=129559","title":{"rendered":"\u201c\u00dcst\u00fcne sos istemisiniz?\u201d veya baklava"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eurocopter Tiger<br \/>\n<img src=\"https:\/\/www.bundeswehr.de\/resource\/image\/100448\/landscape_ratio2x1\/2400\/1200\/af790231355139f78a908053eb62f5ef\/441A4D1D97ADF05D1E490590C7C04C6C\/freisteller-kampfhubschrauber-tiger.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Han\u0131m\u0131 Wiesbaden\u2019e b\u0131rakt\u0131m,<br \/>\nBayram falan. Giderken sormu\u015ftum karn\u0131n a\u00e7 m\u0131 diye?<br \/>\n\u201cYok\u201d dedi \u201cg\u00f6zleme yapaca\u011f\u0131z\u201d<br \/>\nKaynanan\u0131n g\u00f6zlemesi g\u00fczel olur.<\/p>\n<p>Saate bak, karn\u0131m ac\u0131kt\u0131 haliyle\u2026<br \/>\nYukar\u0131daki foto\u011fraf m\u0131?<br \/>\n\ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nKabaca terc\u00fcmesi, Avrupa kaplan\u0131 olarak terc\u00fcme edebiliriz\u2026<br \/>\nSonra\u2026<br \/>\nBende yeme\u011fe gideyim bari dedim kendime\u2026<br \/>\nTercihen\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcrk mutfa\u011f\u0131ndan ge\u00e7mem. Tabii damak tad\u0131, ne bileyim \u00e7ocuk ya\u015ftan beri ileri gelen al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131klar\u2026<br \/>\nWiesbaden\u2026<br \/>\nHessen Eyaletinin ba\u015fkentidir.  Bilmeyenler i\u00e7in, eskiden beri anlat\u0131r dururum ama\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcz hesap 280 bin ki\u015finin ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir kent. Kentin i\u00e7inde\u2026<br \/>\nYOK, semt diyemeyiz\u2026<br \/>\nKasaba i\u00e7in \u00e7ok k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck BIR K\u00d6Y diyelim\u2026<br \/>\nRabbim\u2026<br \/>\nGetto desem yeridir, varo\u015f diyemeyiz eski \u201ctarihi binalar\u201d<br \/>\nAma g.t\u00fcme d\u00f6nd\u00fcrd\u00fcler desem yeridir.<\/p>\n<p>Bizimkiler, bizimkiler\u2026<br \/>\nBa\u015fkalar\u0131 da var, yabanc\u0131lar ama \u00e7o\u011funluk bizde\u2026<br \/>\nAnlat\u0131r\u0131m eskiden beri, biri a\u00e7t\u0131 m\u0131 d\u00fckk\u00e2n HEMEN yan\u0131na veya\u2026<br \/>\nKar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na, yok benzeri demeyelim \u201cayn\u0131s\u0131\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cM\u00fcsl\u00fcman\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ekme\u011fe\u2026<br \/>\nG\u00d6Z DIKEN \u201cM\u00fcsl\u00fcman\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>Uzun etmeyelim, hava m\u00fcsait oldu\u011funda d\u0131\u015far\u0131da oturmay\u0131 tercih ederim\u2026<br \/>\nSipari\u015fi verdim, izliyorum gelip ge\u00e7eni\u2026<br \/>\n&#8212; Ana baba g\u00fcn\u00fc, sanki mah\u015feri ya\u015f\u0131yorlar &#8212;<br \/>\n\u00d6yle kalabal\u0131k, ipini koparan sokakta\u2026<br \/>\nTabii \u00e7o\u011funlukla \u201cerkekler\u201d<br \/>\nKad\u0131nlarda bir a\u015fa\u011f\u0131ya bir yukar\u0131ya, kendilerini pazara \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015flar\u2026<br \/>\nSanki\u2026<br \/>\nK\u00f6y meydani, \u00e7e\u015fme ba\u015f\u0131. Yeldirmeleri eksik, k\u00f6y diyorum ya\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130nan benzeri.<\/p>\n<p>Yok reklam yapm\u0131yorum, zaten ciddiye al\u0131nabilecek yer\u2026<br \/>\nBir elin parma\u011f\u0131ndan az\u2026<br \/>\nHarput\u2019u anlatm\u0131\u015f\u0131md\u0131r eskiden\u2026<br \/>\nDaha k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcc\u00fck d\u00fckkanken\u2026<br \/>\nOfff\u2026<br \/>\nYemekleri safi lezzetti. Ehhh Allah m\u0131 y\u00fcr\u00fc kulum dedi\u2026<br \/>\nYoksa<br \/>\nBilemeyiz tabii, gel zaman git zaman DIKKAT\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7apraz\u0131na, benzer b\u00fcy\u00fckl\u00fckte bir restoran a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nSultan isminde, TAVSIYE EDERIM\u2026<br \/>\nCan\u0131n\u0131z lahmacun veya d\u00f6ner mi istedi?<br \/>\n<ins datetime=\"2023-04-23T13:30:18+00:00\">MUTLAKA<\/ins><\/p>\n<p>Yok T\u00fcrkiye emsallerinden bir yeri, ger\u00e7ekten \u00e7ok g\u00fczel\u2026<br \/>\nBen\u2026<br \/>\nLahmacun \u00fcst\u00fcne d\u00f6ner. Iki lahmacun, bir ayran\u2026<br \/>\nBir bu\u00e7uk d\u00f6ner\u2026<br \/>\nKarn\u0131m feci ac\u0131km\u0131\u015ft\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130zliyorum milleti, bir \u00e7ay istedim yemek gelene kadar\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cErkekler\u201d<br \/>\nYEMINLE ayni tornadan \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015flar, AYNI FABRIKA\u2026<br \/>\nUlan ihtiyarlam\u0131\u015fs\u0131n, d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015fs\u00fcn g.t\u00fcme\u2026<br \/>\nGen\u00e7ler benzeri, REZIL K\u00d6PEKLER erkek olun lan biraz\u2026<br \/>\nErkek!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cK\u0131z\u0131lderili modeli\u201d sa\u00e7 kesimi, sanki kafalar\u0131na dar bir tas ge\u00e7irmi\u015fler\u2026<br \/>\n\u00c7evresini \u201cs\u0131f\u0131ra\u201d vurmu\u015flar\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130\u011fren\u00e7, tek kelime ile i\u011fren\u00e7.<\/p>\n<p>Ya zevkler ve renkler tart\u0131\u015fmazm\u0131\u015f\u2026<br \/>\nYa g\u00f6rd\u00fckleriminim neredeyse HEPSI\u2026<br \/>\nAYNI\u2026<br \/>\nRahat %80\u2019i<\/p>\n<p>Birde BIR afra, tafra\u2026<br \/>\nUlan itler\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcnyay\u0131 siz yaratmad\u0131n\u0131z!<\/p>\n<p>KARILAR\u2026<br \/>\nBenzeri. \u0130\u011frendim, tiksindim desem\u2026<br \/>\nYeridir. Neyse yemek geldi, karn\u0131m\u0131 doyurdum\u2026<br \/>\nHesap \u00f6demeye gittim, 18 Euro istedi\u2026<br \/>\nBaklava g\u00f6rd\u00fcm, normalinde g\u00fczel olur baklavalar\u0131, ba\u015fkaca tatl\u0131 \u00e7e\u015fitleri de vard\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBug\u00fcn sadece baklava.  <\/p>\n<p>Bir porsiyon istedim, yan\u0131mda g\u00f6t\u00fcrmek i\u00e7in\u2026<br \/>\nToplamda 23 dedi, tamam\u2026<br \/>\nGarson \u00fc\u00e7 tane koydu, bildi\u011fim daha birka\u00e7 g\u00fcn \u00f6ncesi\u2026<br \/>\nPorsiyonLARI 4 olur\u2026<br \/>\nDedim ustam niye, hemen d\u00fczelti koydu bir tane daha\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ki bana iki han\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cBuda benden olsun, ne olur ki\u201d dedi bir tane daha koydu pakette.<\/p>\n<p>BIZ b\u00f6yleyiz\u2026<br \/>\nB\u00f6yle oldu\u011fumuz i\u00e7in s\u00fcr\u00fcnmeye mahkumuz\u2026<br \/>\nYukar\u0131daki\u2026<br \/>\nAvrupa Kaplan\u0131, bir muharebe helikopteri. Fransa \u2013 Almanya ortak yap\u0131m\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nHelikopter rotorlar\u0131 \u00fcst\u00fcn de g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcz o b\u00fcy\u00fck yuvarlak cisim\u2026<br \/>\nOPTIK SISTEMI\u2026<br \/>\nSekiz kilometre \u00f6teden, TEKRAR\u2026<br \/>\n8 kilometre \u00f6teden bir araba plakas\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcmleyebiliyor\u2026<br \/>\n\u2026<br \/>\nANLAYANA!<\/p>\n<p>Bu konuya NOKTA KOYMADIM\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cBizim\u201d<br \/>\nYerli ve milli PEZEVENKLER uydular\u2026<br \/>\nUzay falan\u2026<br \/>\nYeri geldik\u00e7e devam edecek!!!<\/p>\n<p>Sahi\u2026<br \/>\nSos meselesi\u2026<br \/>\nArkada\u015f\u2026<br \/>\n&#8212; Her \u015feyin kendine \u00d6Z lezzeti &#8212;<br \/>\n\u0130stememi\u015ftim tabii.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Not, UNUTTUM\u2026<br \/>\nGen\u00e7ler\u2026<br \/>\nErkek \u2013 K\u0131z\u2026<br \/>\nKavak gibi, sulamas\u0131 bol bol\u2026<br \/>\nBoy pos\u2026<br \/>\nEskiye nazaran \u00e7ok daha g\u00fczeller.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Kavak Yelleri\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lgLL6DhTtf0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eurocopter Tiger Han\u0131m\u0131 Wiesbaden\u2019e b\u0131rakt\u0131m, Bayram falan. Giderken sormu\u015ftum karn\u0131n a\u00e7 m\u0131 diye? \u201cYok\u201d dedi \u201cg\u00f6zleme yapaca\u011f\u0131z\u201d Kaynanan\u0131n g\u00f6zlemesi g\u00fczel olur. Saate bak, karn\u0131m ac\u0131kt\u0131 haliyle\u2026 Yukar\u0131daki foto\u011fraf m\u0131? \ud83d\ude09 Kabaca terc\u00fcmesi, Avrupa kaplan\u0131 olarak terc\u00fcme edebiliriz\u2026 Sonra\u2026 Bende yeme\u011fe gideyim bari dedim kendime\u2026 Tercihen\u2026 T\u00fcrk mutfa\u011f\u0131ndan ge\u00e7mem. Tabii damak tad\u0131, ne bileyim \u00e7ocuk ya\u015ftan &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=129559\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201e\u201c\u00dcst\u00fcne sos istemisiniz?\u201d veya baklava\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129559"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129559"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":129578,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129559\/revisions\/129578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}