{"id":12064,"date":"2018-08-08T11:41:16","date_gmt":"2018-08-08T11:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=12064"},"modified":"2018-08-08T11:41:16","modified_gmt":"2018-08-08T11:41:16","slug":"izmirlim-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=12064","title":{"rendered":"Izmirlim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>t\u0131ra$<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dolar hen\u00fcz 3.5 lirayd\u0131.<br \/>\nAsr\u0131n liderimiz \u201cdolarlar\u0131 bozdurun\u201d \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131s\u0131 yapt\u0131.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\n100 dolar bozdurup dekontunu getirene bedava ekmek da\u011f\u0131tan f\u0131r\u0131nc\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131z \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131.<br \/>\n200 dolar bozdurup dekontunu g\u00f6sterene bir kilo bedava hamsi veren bal\u0131k\u00e7\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131z oldu.<br \/>\n300 dolar bozdurana tencere hediye eden z\u00fcccaciyecilerimiz, dolar bozdur d\u00fcr\u00fcm\u00fc g\u00f6t\u00fcr kampanyas\u0131 yapan b\u00fcfecilerimiz, her sabah dolar bozdurana her \u00f6\u011flen \u00fc\u00e7 kap yemek \u0131smarlayan lokantac\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131z vard\u0131.<br \/>\nAma en \u015fahanesi berberlerdi.<br \/>\n300 dolar bozdurana \u00fccretsiz sa\u00e7 sakal t\u0131ra\u015f\u0131 yap\u0131yorlard\u0131.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nO g\u00fcn 300 dolar bozduran, kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131nda 1.050 lira al\u0131yordu.<br \/>\nBug\u00fcn 300 dolar bozduran, kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131nda 1.590 lira al\u0131yor.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nAvanta zannetti\u011fin t\u0131ra\u015f 540 liraya geldi!<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nBill Gates bile berbere bu paray\u0131 vermiyordur.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\n\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\n*<br \/>\n\u0130nsan\u0131n s\u0131n\u0131rlar\u0131 var.<br \/>\nMesela, kula\u011f\u0131m\u0131z 20 ila 20 bin hertz aras\u0131ndaki sesleri duyabilir.<br \/>\n20&#8217;den azsa 20 binden \u00e7oksa, duyamay\u0131z.<br \/>\nHalbuki o s\u0131rada ses vard\u0131r.<br \/>\nAlg\u0131layamay\u0131z.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nG\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcz de kula\u011f\u0131m\u0131z gibi s\u0131n\u0131rl\u0131d\u0131r. Sadece 400 ila 700 nanometre aras\u0131ndaki \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 g\u00f6rebiliriz. S\u0131n\u0131rlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda kalan k\u0131z\u0131l\u00f6tesini-mor\u00f6tesini g\u00f6remeyiz. Uzaktan kumandan\u0131n d\u00fc\u011fmesine basar\u0131z, \u015fak diye televizyon a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131r, \u015fak diye kanal de\u011fi\u015fir, o s\u0131rada \u0131\u015f\u0131k gidiyor asl\u0131nda kumandadan televizyona, alg\u0131yamay\u0131z.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nPara da b\u00f6yle bi \u015feydir\u2026<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nAkp h\u00fck\u00fcmeti bug\u00fcne kadar iki trilyon dolar harcad\u0131 diyorsun, milletin 60 milyar dolarl\u0131k mal\u0131n\u0131 satt\u0131lar diyorsun, d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya olan borcumuz 450 milyar dolar\u0131 a\u015ft\u0131 diyorsun, s\u0131rf d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya 150 milyar dolardan fazla faiz \u00f6dediler diyorsun\u2026 Say\u0131n ahalimize sanki Japonca konu\u015fuyormu\u015fsun gibi geliyor.<br \/>\nBu boyuttaki rakamlar alg\u0131 s\u0131n\u0131rlar\u0131n\u0131n d\u0131\u015f\u0131na ta\u015f\u0131yor, alg\u0131layam\u0131yor.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\n\u00c7\u0131kar ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131 kalemi \u00f6n\u00fcne koy, iki trilyon rakam\u0131nda ka\u00e7 s\u0131f\u0131r oldu\u011funu ka\u00e7 ki\u015fi yazabilir?<br \/>\n\u0130ki trilyon dolar\u0131n T\u00fcrk Liras\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 cep telefonundaki hesap makinesinde \u00e7arpabilir misin?<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nBang\u0131r bang\u0131r ba\u011f\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nNafiledir.<br \/>\nG\u00fcnde 10 saatten fazla \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131l\u0131p, sanki l\u00fctufmu\u015f gibi anca asgari \u00fccret \u00f6denen insana, milyar dolar\u0131n manas\u0131n\u0131 tarif edemezsin.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\n(\u0130stisnalar\u0131 elbette tenzih ederim.)<br \/>\n16 senedir bo\u011faz toklu\u011funa ya\u015fat\u0131l\u0131p, bayram \u00f6ncesinde avucuna sadaka gibi bin lira s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131lan emekliye anlatmaya kalksan\u2026 60 milyar dolarl\u0131k \u00f6zelle\u015ftirme mal\u0131n\u0131n asl\u0131nda kime ait oldu\u011funu izah edebilir misin?<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nEvindeki bo\u015f vita tenekesini bile atmaz.<br \/>\nTelekom&#8217;u elaleme satarlar, umursamaz.<br \/>\nAidiyet s\u0131n\u0131rlar\u0131n\u0131n d\u0131\u015f\u0131ndad\u0131r.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nTarlas\u0131na inek girdi diye kom\u015fusuyla silahl\u0131 \u00e7at\u0131\u015fmaya girer, elli sene kan davas\u0131 olur.<br \/>\nMemleketin topra\u011f\u0131n\u0131 yabanc\u0131ya satarlar, bana m\u0131s\u0131n demez.<br \/>\nAlg\u0131 s\u0131n\u0131r\u0131, kendi tarlas\u0131n\u0131n s\u0131n\u0131r\u0131d\u0131r.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fte bu y\u00fczden, yast\u0131k alt\u0131ndaki 100 dolar\u0131n\u0131 bozdurdu\u011funda, ahaber&#8217;de s\u00f6yledikleri gibi, dolar\u0131 mahvedece\u011fini zanneder.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nAma siz gene de Bill Gates&#8217;in akl\u0131na uymay\u0131n tabii, bildi\u011finizi yap\u0131n.<br \/>\nHadi hay\u0131rl\u0131 t\u0131ra\u015flar.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2018\/yazarlar\/yilmaz-ozdil\/tira-2562738\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>t\u0131ra$ Dolar hen\u00fcz 3.5 lirayd\u0131. Asr\u0131n liderimiz \u201cdolarlar\u0131 bozdurun\u201d \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131s\u0131 yapt\u0131. * 100 dolar bozdurup dekontunu getirene bedava ekmek da\u011f\u0131tan f\u0131r\u0131nc\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131z \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. 200 dolar bozdurup dekontunu g\u00f6sterene bir kilo bedava hamsi veren bal\u0131k\u00e7\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131z oldu. 300 dolar bozdurana tencere hediye eden z\u00fcccaciyecilerimiz, dolar bozdur d\u00fcr\u00fcm\u00fc g\u00f6t\u00fcr kampanyas\u0131 yapan b\u00fcfecilerimiz, her sabah dolar bozdurana her \u00f6\u011flen \u00fc\u00e7 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=12064\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eIzmirlim\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12064"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12064"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12065,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12064\/revisions\/12065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}