{"id":11784,"date":"2018-07-28T11:52:14","date_gmt":"2018-07-28T11:52:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=11784"},"modified":"2018-07-28T11:53:25","modified_gmt":"2018-07-28T11:53:25","slug":"yorumsuz-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=11784","title":{"rendered":"Yorumsuz"},"content":{"rendered":"

T\u00fcrkiye art\u0131k terc\u00fcme bile edilemez<\/strong>
\n26 Temmuz 2018 <\/p>\n

Hepsi iyi ho\u015f da\u2026
\n\u0130smail Tomruk’un sanayi bakan\u0131 olmas\u0131 bence yak\u0131\u015f\u0131k almad\u0131.
\n*
\n\u015eimdi diyebilirsiniz ki, \u0130smail Tomruk diye bakan yok.
\nOlsa sizin i\u00e7in fark eder miydi?
\n\u0130smail Tomruk olsa ne olur, Fatma Tepsi olsa ne olur?
\n*
\nCumhuriyet gazetesinin karikat\u00fcristi Musa Kart’\u0131 ETS turizme telefon edip tatil rezervasyonu yapt\u0131rd\u0131 diye dokuz ay hapis yat\u0131rd\u0131lar, ETS turizm fetodan soru\u015fturuluyor dediler.
\nETS turizmin sahibini turizm bakan\u0131 yapt\u0131lar!
\nVarl\u0131\u011f\u0131yla onur duydu\u011fumuz Musa Kart elli sene kafa yorsa bu durumdan daha trajikomik bir \u201ckarikat\u00fcr\u201d \u00e7izebilir mi?
\n*
\nKay\u0131n\u00e7osunun teyzeo\u011flu fetonun dersanesine gitmi\u015f diye y\u00fczbinlerce insan\u0131n hayat\u0131n\u0131 kayd\u0131rd\u0131lar. Karde\u015fi fetoculuktan hapiste bulunan Bekir Pakdemirli’yi tar\u0131m bakan\u0131 yapt\u0131lar.
\n\u0130\u015fin buras\u0131 \u00e7ok \u00f6nemli de\u011fil\u2026
\nBunlar\u0131n babas\u0131 Ekrem Pakdemirli’ydi, ANAP’\u0131n bakan\u0131yd\u0131, bal tutan parma\u011f\u0131n\u0131 yalar misali, bakanl\u0131k koltu\u011funda otururken \u0130zmir’de villa sitesi kurmu\u015ftu, sitenin ad\u0131 neydi biliyor musunuz\u2026 Baltutan Sitesi!
\n*
\nKe\u00e7iboynuzu rekoltesini belirleme yetkisini asr\u0131n liderimize ba\u011flad\u0131lar. Memlekette yarg\u0131dan orduya her \u015feyi asr\u0131n liderimize ba\u011flad\u0131lar, ka\u015fla g\u00f6z aras\u0131nda ke\u00e7iboynuzunu da ba\u011flad\u0131lar.
\nMuhtemelen kendisinin bile haberi yoktur.
\nBu yaz\u0131da okuyunca etraf\u0131ndaki yalakalar\u0131 \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131p \u201cke\u00e7iboynuzunu niye bana ba\u011flad\u0131n\u0131z ulan\u201d diye f\u0131r\u00e7alayacakt\u0131r ama, i\u015f i\u015ften ge\u00e7ti, ba\u011flad\u0131lar.
\nD\u00fcnyada ke\u00e7iboynuzundan sorumlu tek cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 var, bizimki.
\n*
\nAsr\u0131n liderimizin yemin t\u00f6renine diktat\u00f6r, soyk\u0131r\u0131mc\u0131, darbeci, sava\u015f su\u00e7lusu gibi prestijli devlet adamlar\u0131 kat\u0131ld\u0131. Gurur duyduk.
\n\u00d6zellikle Venezuela’n\u0131n otob\u00fcs \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fc devlet ba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131n gelmesinden onur duyduk.
\nVenezuela’da enflasyon \u015fu anda y\u00fczde bir milyon\u2026 Yanl\u0131\u015f okumad\u0131n\u0131z, y\u00fczde bir milyon\u2026 Asgari \u00fccret \u00fc\u00e7 dolar! Venezuela paras\u0131 art\u0131k tuvalet ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131 olarak bile i\u015fe yaram\u0131yor, takasla al\u0131\u015fveri\u015f yap\u0131l\u0131yor, t\u0131ra\u015f oluyorsun mesela, berbere yumurta \u00f6d\u00fcyorsun.
\nAsr\u0131n liderimizin d\u00fcnyada en iyi anla\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 devlet adam\u0131, bu arkada\u015f.
\n*
\nPara deyince akl\u0131ma geldi\u2026 Darphanemizin bast\u0131\u011f\u0131 1 liran\u0131n maliyeti 13 kuru\u015f artt\u0131. Ge\u00e7en sene 30 kuru\u015fa \u00fcretiliyordu, \u015fimdi anca 43 kuru\u015fa \u00fcretiliyor. Memlekete bereket geldi anlayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u2026 D\u00fcnyada kendi de\u011ferine kar\u015f\u0131 de\u011fer kaybeden tek para, bizim para.
\n*
\nZart diye kararname \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131lar, rekt\u00f6r olmak i\u00e7in profes\u00f6r olma \u015fart\u0131n\u0131 kald\u0131rd\u0131lar. \u015eahane oldu. Ben mesela, tam Bo\u011fazi\u00e7i rekt\u00f6r\u00fc olmak i\u00e7in ba\u015fvuruda bulunuyordum ki, zurt diye kararname \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131lar, rekt\u00f6r olmak i\u00e7in profes\u00f6r olma \u015fart\u0131n\u0131 geri koydular.
\n*
\nAkp iktidar oldu, Balkan harbinden kalma dandik vagonlar\u0131 h\u0131zl\u0131 tren yapt\u0131lar, ilk virajda 41 insan\u0131m\u0131z sizlere \u00f6m\u00fcr\u2026
\nO g\u00fcn devlet demiryollar\u0131 genel m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc olan arkada\u015f \u015fu anda milletvekili, o g\u00fcn ula\u015ft\u0131rma bakan\u0131 olan arkada\u015f \u015fu anda Tbmm ba\u015fkan\u0131, o g\u00fcn ba\u015fbakan olan arkada\u015f \u015fu anda tek adam.
\nVe \u015fimdi gene tren facias\u0131 oldu, 24 insan\u0131m\u0131z sizlere \u00f6m\u00fcr\u2026
\nBana sorarsan\u0131z \u015fu anki devlet demiryollar\u0131 genel m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc ilk se\u00e7imde milletvekili olur. Hay\u0131rl\u0131s\u0131yla iki \u00fc\u00e7 facia daha yapt\u0131r\u0131rsa, ula\u015ft\u0131rma bakan\u0131 bile olur.
\n*
\nBiliyorsunuz s\u0131k s\u0131k \u00f6vg\u00fcyle bahsederim, mecliste en be\u011fendi\u011fim milletvekili, asr\u0131n liderimizin \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fc Yeliz bey\u2026 Tarihi a\u00e7\u0131klamalarda bulundu, \u201cmatemati\u011fi benim dedem icat etti\u201d dedi, \u201cmatemati\u011fi icat eden dedemi Romal\u0131lar \u00f6ld\u00fcrd\u00fc\u201d dedi.
\nBunlar\u0131 s\u00f6yleyen Yeliz bey, TBMM Milli E\u011fitim Komisyonu \u00fcyesi\u2026
\n\u00c7ocuklar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n e\u011fitimiyle alakal\u0131 kanunlara Yeliz bey y\u00f6n veriyor.
\n*
\n(Hal b\u00f6yleyken, baz\u0131 iyiniyetli insanlar\u0131m\u0131z h\u00e2l\u00e2 \u201cmilli e\u011fitim bakan\u0131ndan umutluyum\u201d filan diyor.)
\n*
\n(70 bin \u00fcniversite \u00f6\u011frencisi hapiste, yetmedi, ODT\u00dc \u00f6\u011frencilerini tutuklad\u0131lar, ama herkes milli e\u011fitim bakan\u0131ndan \u00e7ok umutlu.)
\n*
\nSuriye’den ithal etti\u011fimiz patateslerin asl\u0131nda bizim patatesler oldu\u011fu ortaya \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131.
\nEl Bab’\u0131 kurtard\u0131k, Afrin’i kurtard\u0131k, oralarda art\u0131k tar\u0131m yap\u0131l\u0131yor, oralara destek olmak i\u00e7in patates ithal ediyoruz diyorlard\u0131\u2026
\nMe\u011fer, ge\u00e7en sene ucuza kapat\u0131p, stoklam\u0131\u015flar, bu sene fahi\u015f fiyata y\u00fckselince ithal aya\u011f\u0131yla millete kakalam\u0131\u015flar.
\nMillet h\u00e2l\u00e2 Afrin’i kurtard\u0131k, patatesle destek oluyoruz zannediyor.
\nK\u0131smetse M\u00fcnbi\u00e7’i de kurtaral\u0131m, M\u00fcnbi\u00e7’ten de domates kakalarlar art\u0131k\u2026 Kakalamazlarsa kabahat.
\n*
\n\u0130ngilizler gazetecilik mesle\u011fini tarif ederken \u201cgazetecilik genel itibariyle Lord Jones’un ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan haberi olmayan insanlara \u2018Lord Jones \u00f6ld\u00fc‘ demekten ibarettir\u201d derler\u2026
\nHabert\u00fcrk’\u00fcn kapat\u0131lmas\u0131 da ger\u00e7ek anlamda gazetecilik faaliyeti oldu.
\nHabert\u00fcrk’\u00fcn var oldu\u011fundan pek kimsenin haberi olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in, \u201cHabert\u00fcrk kapand\u0131\u201d haberi de pek okunmad\u0131.
\n*
\nYanda\u015f m\u00fcteahhit \u201cBinali kal\u0131rsa ya\u015fad\u0131k, milletin oras\u0131na koyaca\u011f\u0131z\u201d derken, Chp’nin cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 aday\u0131 bana \u201c\u015ferefsiz o\u011flu \u015ferefsiz\u201d derken, Binali Y\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131m’a \u201c\u015feref madalyas\u0131\u201d verildi.
\nS\u0131rf \u015ferefsizlik olsun diye hat\u0131rlat\u0131yorum\u2026 Chp’nin \u015feref uzman\u0131 cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 aday\u0131 derhal gidip Binali beyi tebrik etmeli.
\n*
\nMeral Ak\u015fener genel ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 b\u0131rakt\u0131, bir daha aday olmayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131klad\u0131, \u0130yi partililer Meral Ak\u015fener’in evinin \u00f6n\u00fcnde topland\u0131, genel ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 b\u0131rakmas\u0131n diye kendilerini eve zincirlediler.
\nKe\u015fke b\u00f6yle bir y\u00f6ntem uygulamasalard\u0131.
\nChp’ye ak\u0131l vermi\u015f oldular\u2026
\n\u015eimdi Kemal K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu g\u00f6recek, kendi kendine genel ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 b\u0131rakmas\u0131n diye kendini koltu\u011funa zincirleyecek!
\n*
\nY\u00fcksek Askeri \u015eura’dan ordu komutanlar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131ld\u0131, onlar\u0131n yerine damat sokuldu. Bence art\u0131k y\u00fczba\u015f\u0131 yarbay tu\u011fgeneral filan olmamal\u0131\u2026 R\u00fctbelerimiz y\u00fczbald\u0131z, yarg\u00f6r\u00fcmce, t\u00fcmkuzen, korelti olmal\u0131. Kay\u0131npeder zaten mare\u015fal.
\n*
\nDeniyor ki Adnan Oktar niye tutukland\u0131?
\nKarde\u015fim, bu memlekette kedi karikat\u00fcr\u00fc \u00e7izene bile alt\u0131 sene veriyorlar, sen kedicik koleksiyonu yapm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n, m\u00fcebbetle bile y\u0131rtarsan gene iyi.
\n*
\nAlb\u00fcm kartonetlerine \u201chac\u0131\u201d yazd\u0131rtan, habire umreye gidip, kutsal topraklardan ihramla reklam yapan, asr\u0131n liderimizin iftarlar\u0131nda ezan okuyan, \u201c61 g\u00fcn kefaret orucu tutaca\u011f\u0131m\u201d filan diyen, edep timsali m\u00fctedeyyin pop\u00e7u Mustafa Ceceli, fetocular gibi, elalemin yatak odas\u0131nda \u00e7ekilmi\u015f gizli kamera kay\u0131tlar\u0131n\u0131 mahkemeye verdi.
\nA\u00e7\u0131k s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum, Ceceli delikanl\u0131ysa, \u0130ntizar’a kurban olay\u0131m.
\n*
\nDiyanet i\u015fleri’nin \u00e7ocuk e\u011fitimi i\u00e7in yay\u0131nlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u201caile\u201d dergisi izah etti: D\u00fcnyay\u0131 kendi etraf\u0131nda ve y\u00f6r\u00fcngesinde melekler d\u00f6nd\u00fcr\u00fcyormu\u015f, melekler elektrik gibiymi\u015f, kar tanelerini melekler ta\u015f\u0131yormu\u015f, bu sayede kar taneleri birbirlerine de\u011fmeden yere kadar iniyorlarm\u0131\u015f.
\n*
\nDiyanet i\u015fleri’nden rica ediyorum\u2026
\n\u00c7\u0131\u011f d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde, sel bast\u0131\u011f\u0131nda meleklerin mesaisi mi bitmi\u015f oluyor?
\n*
\nSihirbaz Aref’i kobra soktu.
\n\u201cSa\u011fl\u0131kta \u015f\u00f6yle devrim yapt\u0131k, sa\u011fl\u0131kta b\u00f6yle devrim yapt\u0131k\u201d diyorlard\u0131, bizimkilerin devriminde panzehir bile yokmu\u015f iyi mi\u2026
\nSihirbaz yalvar yakar M\u0131s\u0131r’a gitmeseydi, bizim sa\u011fl\u0131k sisteminde anca mumya olacakt\u0131.
\n*
\nPazar g\u00fcn\u00fc \u0130stanbul Veliefendi Hipodromu’nda Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k Ko\u015fusu yap\u0131ld\u0131.
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bi p\u00fcr\u00fcz vard\u0131\u2026
\nMemlekette ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k yok!
\n*
\n\u0130ddia ediyorum, son paragraf\u0131 Almanca’ya terc\u00fcme edin, herhangi bir Alman’a okuyun, nas\u0131l yani deyip b\u00f6n b\u00f6n bakmazsa mesle\u011fi b\u0131rak\u0131r\u0131m.
\nT\u00fcrkiye art\u0131k terc\u00fcme bile edilemez hale geldi.
\n*
\n\u0130stanbul’da ekme\u011fe 25 kuru\u015f zam yap\u0131ld\u0131. Zamm\u0131 kamuoyuna duyurmak yasak\u2026
\n\u00c7evir bunu \u0130ngilizce’ye, ilk g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn \u0130ngiliz’e oku, anlarsa 25 kuru\u015fu senin yerine ben \u00f6deyece\u011fim.
\n*
\nHerhangi bir medeni \u00fclke vatanda\u015f\u0131n\u0131n T\u00fcrkiye’ye art\u0131k ak\u0131l s\u0131r erdirebilmesi m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fildir.
\n*
\nBak\u0131n, D\u00fcnya Tuvalet Birli\u011fi 193 bin lira masraf yapt\u0131, T\u00fcrkiye’nin en modern tuvaletini in\u015fa etti, T\u00fcrkiye’ye hibe etti, uluslararas\u0131 konuklar e\u015fli\u011finde t\u00f6renle a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131.
\n\u0130ki g\u00fcn ge\u00e7medi karde\u015fim\u2026 Sald\u0131r\u0131ya u\u011frad\u0131, kap\u0131lar\u0131 k\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131, kap\u0131 kollar\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131nd\u0131, elektrik panosuna zarar verildi.
\nNiye?
\nSay\u0131n ahalimiz b\u00f6yle medeni mekanlar yerine, direkt memleketin i\u00e7ine s\u0131\u00e7maya kararl\u0131 \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc.<\/p>\n

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T\u00fcrkiye art\u0131k terc\u00fcme bile edilemez 26 Temmuz 2018 Hepsi iyi ho\u015f da\u2026 \u0130smail Tomruk’un sanayi bakan\u0131 olmas\u0131 bence yak\u0131\u015f\u0131k almad\u0131. * \u015eimdi diyebilirsiniz ki, \u0130smail Tomruk diye bakan yok. Olsa sizin i\u00e7in fark eder miydi? \u0130smail Tomruk olsa ne olur, Fatma Tepsi olsa ne olur? * Cumhuriyet gazetesinin karikat\u00fcristi Musa Kart’\u0131 ETS turizme telefon edip … <\/p>\n

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