{"id":115840,"date":"2023-01-03T14:17:26","date_gmt":"2023-01-03T14:17:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=115840"},"modified":"2023-01-03T14:59:04","modified_gmt":"2023-01-03T14:59:04","slug":"bulgur-pilavi-yaptim-bol-icli-of-off-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=115840","title":{"rendered":"Bulgur pilav\u0131 yapt\u0131m, BOL i\u00e7li. Of, off, OFFF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Belki\u2026<br \/>\nBelki art\u0131k yazmamak ger\u00e7ekten daha iyi\u2026<br \/>\nHERKES gibi \u00d6nder, herkes gibi\u2026<br \/>\nKAPA \u00e7eneni!<\/p>\n<p>\u0130spatlad\u0131m m\u0131 kendimi?<br \/>\nEvet\u2026<br \/>\nKendim, kendime&#8230;<br \/>\nKendimi ispatlad\u0131m. Ben hala \u00d6nderim\u2026<br \/>\nYani\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6yle gibi\u2026<br \/>\nO halde, SANA NE?<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Evet&#8230;<br \/>\nD\u00fcn&#8230;<br \/>\nO kadar rahatlad\u0131m ki HEMEN han\u0131ma s\u00f6yledim\u2026<br \/>\nAk\u015fam anneme\u2026<br \/>\nP\u2026 bak ya ter\u00f6rist yapt\u0131lar beni\u2026<br \/>\n(Yok\u2026<br \/>\nAMerika)<br \/>\nDemi\u015ftim sonunda \u201cilan edecekler beni\u201d diye<br \/>\nBakt\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcme g\u00fcld\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cDe\u011fil misin?\u201d<br \/>\nK\u0131zd\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nDe\u011filim!!! Biraz\u2026<br \/>\nBirazc\u0131k ama b\u00f6ylesine anar\u015fist denir dedim.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Bu NASIL bir inat&#8220; diye sordu&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00d6nder i\u015fi!<\/p>\n<p>Borsa haberlerinde BILE\u2026<br \/>\n&#8212; Entegrasyon &#8212;<br \/>\nYazmal\u0131y\u0131m halbuki. GENE \u201cT\u00fcrkler\u201d falan\u2026<br \/>\n Offfffffffffffffffff\u2026<br \/>\nSUS \u00d6nder, sus, YUTKUN!<\/p>\n<p>TESLA\u2026<br \/>\nA\u2019s\u0131na koydu\u011fumunun\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130ni\u015fte\u2026<br \/>\nU\u00e7urum sanki!<\/p>\n<p>BIR\u2026<br \/>\nBIR yazsam sanki iyi olur gibime geliyor!?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Geni\u015f tabanl\u0131 m\u00fcmk\u00fcn oldu\u011fu kadar sa\u011fl\u0131kl\u0131 bir Orta s\u0131n\u0131f. Neydi??? &#8212;<br \/>\nElzem!<\/p>\n<p>5 kad\u0131n 100 erkek\u2026<br \/>\n(98 diyorlar 15:32. \u00d6ncesi 100 deniyordu)<br \/>\nErkek\u2026<br \/>\nKaybedecek bir \u015feyi kalmay\u0131nca NE YAPAR?<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7ok uyard\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nVAKTINDE\u2026<br \/>\nT\u00fcrk\u00fc, T\u00fcrkiyelisini\u2026<br \/>\nAlman\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; B\u00fcrgerkriegs\u00e4hnliche Zust\u00e4nde &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Evet\u2026<br \/>\nI\u00e7 sava\u015fa benzerdi. Uyarm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nYa\u2026<br \/>\nAlmanlarda SONUNDA \u00e7\u0131karsa sokaklara?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Belki\u2026 Belki art\u0131k yazmamak ger\u00e7ekten daha iyi\u2026 HERKES gibi \u00d6nder, herkes gibi\u2026 KAPA \u00e7eneni! \u0130spatlad\u0131m m\u0131 kendimi? Evet\u2026 Kendim, kendime&#8230; Kendimi ispatlad\u0131m. Ben hala \u00d6nderim\u2026 Yani\u2026 \u00d6yle gibi\u2026 O halde, SANA NE? * Evet&#8230; D\u00fcn&#8230; O kadar rahatlad\u0131m ki HEMEN han\u0131ma s\u00f6yledim\u2026 Ak\u015fam anneme\u2026 P\u2026 bak ya ter\u00f6rist yapt\u0131lar beni\u2026 (Yok\u2026 AMerika) Demi\u015ftim sonunda \u201cilan &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=115840\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eBulgur pilav\u0131 yapt\u0131m, BOL i\u00e7li. Of, off, OFFF\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115840"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115840"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115852,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115840\/revisions\/115852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}