{"id":11575,"date":"2018-07-18T16:56:53","date_gmt":"2018-07-18T16:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=11575"},"modified":"2018-07-19T05:33:40","modified_gmt":"2018-07-19T05:33:40","slug":"toevbeler-toevbesi-simdi-haberlerden-gecti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=11575","title":{"rendered":"T\u00f6vbeler t\u00f6vbesi, \u015fimdi haberlerden ge\u00e7ti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O\u011flummm\u2026<br \/>\nGirecek ba\u015fka bir yer bulamad\u0131n mi?<\/p>\n<p>\u0130ki \u00fc\u00e7 ya\u015f\u0131nda olsa gerek, herifin can\u0131 s\u0131k\u0131l\u0131yor, DIKKAT\u2026<br \/>\nD\u00fcd\u00fck tencerenin i\u00e7ine giriyor\u2026<br \/>\nNeyse ki itfaiye d\u00fcd\u00fckl\u00fcy\u00fc kesip \u00e7ocu\u011fu kurtar\u0131yor\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<\/p>\n<p>Haydut ya haydut!<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/vatan_2018-07-19.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gurbuz.net\/Turk\/vatan_2018-07-19.jpg\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">+<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Afacan ki ne afacan\u2026<br \/>\nAMA\u2026<br \/>\nEsas haber solda, ne hale geldiniz fark\u0131nda bile de\u011filsiniz!<\/p>\n<p>ISYANLARDAYIM\u2026<br \/>\nKad\u0131n\u0131n bir su\u00e7u yok, h\u0131nc\u0131m\u0131 ondan ald\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nDAYANAMIYORUM art\u0131k, dayan\u0131lacak gibi de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nDedim hemen doktora telefon a\u00e7 bug\u00fcn veya en ge\u00e7 yar\u0131na randevu al, korkuyla bakt\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fcme\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cNe oldu?\u201d<br \/>\nHani anlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m ya ge\u00e7en g\u00fcnler, eski dozaj uyu\u015fturucu, JET GIBIYDIM\u2026<br \/>\nVe a\u015fa\u011f\u0131layarak s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum bunu, belki okuyanlar aras\u0131nda doktor vard\u0131r\u2026<br \/>\nArkada\u015flar\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130yi ki vars\u0131n\u0131z AMA sizlerde sadece birer insans\u0131n\u0131z, bunu unutmay\u0131n\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6zel bir klinikti, ila\u00e7lar\u0131m\u0131 d\u00fczenlediler. Uyu\u015fturucu dozaj\u0131n\u0131 yar\u0131ya indirerek di\u011fer a\u011fr\u0131 kesicileri y\u00fckselttiler, HAYATIM KAYDI, fel\u00e7 oldum ya resmen fel\u00e7\u2026<br \/>\nHAREKET a\u011fr\u0131lar\u0131, uyu\u015fturucu ya uyu\u015fturucu, YETMIYOR di\u011fer ve \u00e7ok a\u011f\u0131r a\u011fr\u0131 kesiciler\u2026<br \/>\n120 damla ya, g\u00fcnde \u00fc\u00e7 kez alabiliyorum. 360 damla\u2026<br \/>\nBuna ra\u011fmen a\u011fr\u0131lar i\u00e7ende k\u0131vran\u0131yorum\u2026<br \/>\nMidem gitti\u2026<br \/>\nGidip doktor ile konu\u015faca\u011f\u0131m, O karar veremiyorsa ki san\u0131r\u0131m \u00f6yle yollas\u0131n beni karar verebilecek birisine, TEK iste\u011fim, TEK\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130yi k\u00f6t\u00fc normal bir hayat ya\u015famak, iyi k\u00f6t\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nA\u011fr\u0131 i\u00e7indeyken kafamda \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131yor, haf\u0131zam\u2026<br \/>\nFATAL ERROR veriyor, YETER\u2026<br \/>\n\u0130yisinden \u00e7oktan ge\u00e7tim, bu halimle dayanacak g\u00fcc\u00fcm kalmad\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6nder\u2026<br \/>\nKa\u00e7t\u0131, hepiniz sevgiyle esen kal\u0131n. Sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131za dikkat edin, gitti mi gitti!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\nBAK UNUTTUM\u2026<br \/>\nBedelli\u2026<br \/>\nHani gecen g\u00fcn yazd\u0131m ya PARA TEMIN ETME \u015fekli\u2026<br \/>\nBIR KEREDE \u00d6DENMESI GEREKIYOR\u2026<br \/>\nYETMEYECEK\u2026<br \/>\nFaizin faizi karde\u015fim, dincilerin ekonomiden haberi yok\u2026<br \/>\nTek bildikleri \u00e7almak?<\/p>\n<p>Bir bilmece size\u2026<br \/>\nCevabi \u00f6\u011fleye, ila\u00e7 vakti\u2026<br \/>\nSa\u011f el sol eli \u00e7alarken yakalarsa ne yapar?<\/p>\n<p>Sabahtan iki tane uyu\u015fturucu i\u00e7tim, JET GIBIYIM!!!<br \/>\n\u00c7eyrek de\u011fil\u2026<br \/>\nErkek!<br \/>\n&#8212;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O\u011flummm\u2026 Girecek ba\u015fka bir yer bulamad\u0131n mi? \u0130ki \u00fc\u00e7 ya\u015f\u0131nda olsa gerek, herifin can\u0131 s\u0131k\u0131l\u0131yor, DIKKAT\u2026 D\u00fcd\u00fck tencerenin i\u00e7ine giriyor\u2026 Neyse ki itfaiye d\u00fcd\u00fckl\u00fcy\u00fc kesip \u00e7ocu\u011fu kurtar\u0131yor\u2026 &#x1f60a; Haydut ya haydut! + Afacan ki ne afacan\u2026 AMA\u2026 Esas haber solda, ne hale geldiniz fark\u0131nda bile de\u011filsiniz! ISYANLARDAYIM\u2026 Kad\u0131n\u0131n bir su\u00e7u yok, h\u0131nc\u0131m\u0131 ondan ald\u0131m\u2026 DAYANAMIYORUM &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=11575\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eT\u00f6vbeler t\u00f6vbesi, \u015fimdi haberlerden ge\u00e7ti\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11575"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11575"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11579,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11575\/revisions\/11579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}