{"id":10661,"date":"2018-06-22T10:36:17","date_gmt":"2018-06-22T10:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=10661"},"modified":"2018-06-22T10:54:40","modified_gmt":"2018-06-22T10:54:40","slug":"bir-tanim-tanimla-bir-tarif-cabasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=10661","title":{"rendered":"Bir tan\u0131m, tan\u0131mla, bir tarif \u00e7abas\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh gen\u00e7ler ahhh\u2026<br \/>\nSizler bilmezsiniz ama ben bilirim. Benimle birlikte ya\u015f\u0131tlar\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nKonu\u015fuyor yine\u2026<br \/>\nAnas\u0131 belli, babas\u0131 y\u00fcz elli\u2026<br \/>\nKarak\u00f6y y\u00fcksek kald\u0131r\u0131m* pi\u00e7leri, s\u00f6yletmen beni\u2026<br \/>\nBilen bilir y\u00fcksek kald\u0131r\u0131m\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nBir konuda ara\u015ft\u0131rma yap\u0131yordum, tesad\u00fcf eseri \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131ma hizmetleri\u2026<br \/>\nGer\u00e7i 18 ya\u015f \u00fczeri\u2026<br \/>\n\u015ea\u015f\u0131rmad\u0131m desem yalan olur, k\u0131rk sekiz sene d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnsem gelmezdi akla b\u00f6ylesi:<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.kerhaneler.net\/<\/p>\n<p>E\u015fek s.kenleri paralan\u0131nca b\u00f6yle yerlere giderdi\u2026<br \/>\nKarak\u00f6y \u2013 Kas\u0131mpa\u015fa ars\u0131 arabayla sekiz dakika\u2026<br \/>\nY\u00fcr\u00fcyerek 1200 metre\u2026<br \/>\nBenimde vard\u0131r bir maceram Y\u00fcksek Kald\u0131r\u0131m ile ilgili, aile i\u00e7inde me\u015fhurdur\u2026<br \/>\nAnlatsam yerlere yatars\u0131n\u0131z g\u00fclmekten, elime y\u00fcz\u00fcme bula\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131m, TAM \u00d6NDER I\u015eI!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7ok gen\u00e7tim, gen\u00e7likte olur b\u00f6yle \u015feyler karde\u015fim\u2026<br \/>\nYok yaaa\u2026<br \/>\nGitmedim, gidemedim, niyetliydim\u2026<br \/>\n&#x1f60a;<br \/>\nNasip de\u011filmi\u015f! <\/p>\n<p>Gavat bunlar gavat\u2026<br \/>\nGavaz pezevengin bir \u015fekli, kendi kar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131, k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131, karde\u015fini pazarlayan cinsi\u2026<br \/>\nOrhan Veli Kan\u0131k\u2019\u0131n bir \u015fiiri:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>Dedikodu <\/p>\n<p>Kim s\u00f6ylemi\u015f beni<br \/>\nS\u00fcheyla`ya vurulmu\u015fum diye?<br \/>\nKim g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f, ama kim,<br \/>\nEleni`yi \u00f6pt\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fc,<br \/>\nY\u00fcksek kald\u0131r\u0131mda, g\u00fcpe g\u00fcnd\u00fcz?<br \/>\nMelahat`i alm\u0131\u015f\u0131m da sonra<br \/>\nAlemdara gitmi\u015fim, \u00f6yle mi?<br \/>\nOnu sonra anlat\u0131r\u0131m, fakat<br \/>\nKimin baca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u0131km\u0131\u015f\u0131m tramvayda?<br \/>\nG\u00fcya bir de Galataya dadanm\u0131\u015f\u0131z;<br \/>\nKafalar\u0131 \u00e7ekip \u00e7ekip<br \/>\nOrada al\u0131yormu\u015fuz solu\u011fu;<br \/>\nGe\u00e7 bunlar\u0131, anam babam, ge\u00e7;<br \/>\nGe\u00e7 bunlar\u0131 bir kalem;<br \/>\nBilirim ben yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131.<br \/>\nYa o, Mualla`y\u0131 sandala at\u0131p,<br \/>\nRuhumda hicran\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yletme hikayesi?<\/em> \u201c<\/p>\n<p>Neticede \u0130stanbul kald\u0131r\u0131m\u0131 \u00e7i\u011fnemi\u015fim\u2026<br \/>\nVard\u0131r \u0130stanbul Beyefendisi taraflar\u0131m vard\u0131r \u00f6te yanlar\u0131m\u2026<br \/>\nGavat\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6yle bir yarat\u0131kt\u0131r ki karde\u015fim\u2026<br \/>\nGen\u00e7ler, bunlar\u2026<br \/>\n\u00d6zellikle co\u011frafyam\u0131za \u00f6zg\u00fc, ayn\u0131 zamanda memleketimizde s\u00fcr\u00fcs\u00fcne bereket\u2026<br \/>\nRepitoid\u2019dir (uzayl\u0131, fantezi bir varl\u0131k, y\u00e2ri insan y\u00e2ri s\u00fcr\u00fcngen) KESIN Karak\u00f6y Y\u00fcksek Kald\u0131r\u0131m lisansl\u0131 ve c\u00fczdanl\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nResmi gavatlar haricinde bu sekt\u00f6r temsilcilerinden olan, aram\u0131zda dola\u015fanlar\u0131 da unutmamal\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nKonunun uzmanlar\u0131, dil bilimcileri, bilim insanlar\u0131 bu gavat terimine mutlaka bir tan\u0131mla getirmeli.<\/p>\n<p>Konu\u015fuyor gavat yine\u2026<br \/>\nS.kiyor enayileri\u2026<br \/>\nAsl\u0131nda bir ilerleme e\u015fekten, fahi\u015feye, fahi\u015flerden enayilere!!! <\/p>\n<p>* Eskiden hadi sosyal evler demi\u015f olal\u0131m, kad\u0131n \u2013 erkek buralarda sosyalle\u015firdi. Bulurdu birbirini(!)<\/p>\n<p>NOT: Bir \u00f6nceki yaz\u0131m, sonra, belki aksama. Ben ka\u00e7t\u0131m!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh gen\u00e7ler ahhh\u2026 Sizler bilmezsiniz ama ben bilirim. Benimle birlikte ya\u015f\u0131tlar\u0131m\u2026 Konu\u015fuyor yine\u2026 Anas\u0131 belli, babas\u0131 y\u00fcz elli\u2026 Karak\u00f6y y\u00fcksek kald\u0131r\u0131m* pi\u00e7leri, s\u00f6yletmen beni\u2026 Bilen bilir y\u00fcksek kald\u0131r\u0131m\u0131\u2026 Bir konuda ara\u015ft\u0131rma yap\u0131yordum, tesad\u00fcf eseri \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131ma hizmetleri\u2026 Ger\u00e7i 18 ya\u015f \u00fczeri\u2026 \u015ea\u015f\u0131rmad\u0131m desem yalan olur, k\u0131rk sekiz sene d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnsem gelmezdi akla b\u00f6ylesi: https:\/\/www.kerhaneler.net\/ E\u015fek s.kenleri &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=10661\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eBir tan\u0131m, tan\u0131mla, bir tarif \u00e7abas\u0131\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10661"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10661"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10667,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10661\/revisions\/10667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}