{"id":10362,"date":"2018-06-14T08:48:31","date_gmt":"2018-06-14T08:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=10362"},"modified":"2018-06-14T08:48:31","modified_gmt":"2018-06-14T08:48:31","slug":"anlamazlar-izmirlim-anlamazlar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=10362","title":{"rendered":"Anlamazlar \u0130zmirlim anlamazlar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u015f\u0131n k\u00f6t\u00fcs\u00fc\u2026<br \/>\nEkstra hazin taraf\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nAnlamas\u0131 gerekenlerde anlam\u0131yor<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><strong>World cup<\/strong><br \/>\n14 Haziran 2018 <\/p>\n<p>D\u00fcnya Kupas\u0131 \u015f\u00f6leni ba\u015fl\u0131yor.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nSen kafay\u0131 Rabia&#8217;ya takm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n ama, Rabia&#8217;n\u0131n memleketi M\u0131s\u0131r d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131nda.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nSen habire \u201cT\u00fcrk Araps\u0131z ya\u015fayamaz\u201d diyorsun, \u201cT\u00fcrk Arab\u0131n hem sa\u011f g\u00f6z\u00fcd\u00fcr, hem sa\u011f elidir\u201d diyorsun, vahabi kral\u0131n\u0131n aya\u011f\u0131na otele gidiyorsun, vahabi kral\u0131 \u00f6ld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde milli yas ilan ediyorsun, bunlar\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131nda T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;yi \u201c\u015feytan\u201d ilan eden Suudi Arabistan, orada.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nSen Suriye&#8217;ye burnunu sokup cahil c\u00fchela d\u00f6rt milyon Suriyeli&#8217;nin T\u00fcrkiye&#8217;ye dolu\u015fmas\u0131na sebep oluyorsun, kendi milletinin bo\u011faz\u0131ndan kesip, bunlara 34 milyar dolar harc\u0131yorsun, Suriye&#8217;deki i\u00e7 sava\u015fa benzin d\u00f6kt\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn i\u00e7in medeni d\u00fcnyadan d\u0131\u015flan\u0131yorsun, ayn\u0131 d\u00f6nemde Suriye&#8217;nin yan\u0131nda duran Rusya d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131na evsahipli\u011fi yap\u0131yor, d\u00fcnyan\u0131n turistini a\u011f\u0131rlay\u0131p 10 milyar dolar gelir elde ediyor.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\n\u0130nek ithal etti\u011fin Uruguay orada.<br \/>\nKoyun ithal etti\u011fin Avustralya orada.<br \/>\nK\u0131yma ithal etti\u011fin S\u0131rbistan orada.<br \/>\nSaman ithal etti\u011fin Senegal orada.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nFas&#8217;\u0131 Adalet ve Kalk\u0131nma Partisi y\u00f6netiyor, amblemi gaz lambas\u0131\u2026<br \/>\nSeni Adalet ve Kalk\u0131nma Partisi y\u00f6netiyor, amblemi ampul\u2026<br \/>\nFas gaz lambas\u0131yla d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131nda.<br \/>\nSen ampulle uzaya duble yol yap\u0131lacak diye bekliyorsun.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nTunus&#8217;un h\u0131rs\u0131z lideri Bin Ali ka\u00e7t\u0131, laikler iktidara geldi.<br \/>\nSenin ba\u015fbakan Binali.<br \/>\nSenin yanda\u015f m\u00fcteahhit \u201cBinali kal\u0131rsa ya\u015fad\u0131k, milletin oras\u0131na koyaca\u011f\u0131z\u201d dedi.<br \/>\n\u00d6b\u00fcr Bin Ali&#8217;nin u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sana satt\u0131lar, Tunus d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131na gitti.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nSen hay\u0131rsever R\u0131za Sarraf y\u00fcz\u00fcnden d\u00fcnyaya rezil oldun, devlet bankam\u0131z \u0130ran ambargosunu deldi\u011fi i\u00e7in ceza al\u0131yor, ekonomi bakan\u0131m\u0131z hakk\u0131nda ABD&#8217;de tutuklama karar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131, T\u00fcrkiye devleti New York&#8217;ta yarg\u0131lan\u0131yor, \u0130ran d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131nda.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nPara dilendi\u011fimiz \u0130ngiltere orada.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\n2008 k\u00fcresel krizinde \u0130zlanda h\u00fck\u00fcmeti derhal istifa etti, yeni h\u00fck\u00fcmet yap\u0131sal \u00f6nlemler ald\u0131. Senin h\u00fck\u00fcmetin sana \u201ckriz bizi te\u011fet ge\u00e7ti\u201d dedi, durmak yok yola devam dedi. \u0130zlanda bug\u00fcn g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fc ekonomisiyle d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131nda, senin te\u011fet ne durumda?<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nBiz d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131na kat\u0131l\u0131rken hen\u00fcz H\u0131rvatistan diye \u00fclke bile yoktu, Avrupa Birli\u011fi \u00fcyesi oldular, d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131ndalar\u2026 Sen d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131nda zaten yoksun da, Avrupa Birli\u011fi&#8217;nde var m\u0131s\u0131n?<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nSen teee 14 bin kilometre uzaktaki Peru&#8217;yu gezmeye gitti\u011finde, askeri kargo u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131yla makam Mercedesini de g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fcn, Peru d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131nda, senin makam Mercedesi nerede?<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nSen d\u00fcnyan\u0131n en muhte\u015fem kanal\u0131 \u0130stanbul Bo\u011faz\u0131&#8217;na sahipken, Kanal \u0130stanbul&#8217;u yapmaya kalk\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsun, Panama d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131nda.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nG\u00fcya Medeniyetler \u0130ttifak\u0131 kurdu\u011fun \u0130spanya orada, sen anca p\u00fcskevit&#8217;le ittifak halindesin.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nElalem Messi&#8217;yle oynuyor, samba yap\u0131yor, Meksika dalgas\u0131yla co\u015fuyor, Afrikal\u0131s\u0131 Asyal\u0131s\u0131 Avrupal\u0131s\u0131 c\u0131v\u0131l c\u0131v\u0131l rengarenk formalarla dola\u015f\u0131yor. D\u00fcnya, d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131nda e\u011fleniyor.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nPeki sen naapacaks\u0131n bu arada?<br \/>\nD\u00fcnya liderin izah etti\u2026<br \/>\nAlacaks\u0131n \u00e7olu\u011funu \u00e7ocu\u011funu, gideceksin millet bah\u00e7esine hep beraber yat\u0131p yuvarlanacaks\u0131n!<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nAyr\u0131ca\u2026<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nD\u00fcnya Kupas\u0131&#8217;n\u0131n resmi ma\u00e7 topunu Adidas \u00fcretti.<br \/>\n\u0130smi Telstar 18.<br \/>\nTarihte ilk kez \u201cbio bazl\u0131\u201d etilenden elde edilen kau\u00e7ukla \u00fcretildi.<br \/>\n\u201cEkolojik s\u00fcrd\u00fcr\u00fclebilirlik\u201d ilkesi esas al\u0131nd\u0131.<br \/>\n\u201cKarbon ayak izi\u201dni azaltma konusunda, spor \u00fcr\u00fcnleri end\u00fcstrisinde \u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131r a\u00e7t\u0131.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\n\u015eimdi s\u0131k\u0131 durun\u2026<br \/>\nBio bazl\u0131 etileni nereden elde ettiler biliyor musunuz?<br \/>\n\u015eekerkam\u0131\u015f\u0131ndan!<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nDemek ki, \u015feker fabrikalar\u0131n \u015fak\u0131r \u015fak\u0131r sat\u0131l\u0131rken, \u015feker pancar\u0131 \u00fcretimin imha edilirken, sen ne yapacakm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n can\u0131m karde\u015fim?<br \/>\n\u00c7olu\u011fu \u00e7ocu\u011fu al\u0131p, hep beraber yat\u0131p yuvarlanacakm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n!<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.sozcu.com.tr\/2018\/yazarlar\/yilmaz-ozdil\/world-cup-2466254\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u015f\u0131n k\u00f6t\u00fcs\u00fc\u2026 Ekstra hazin taraf\u0131\u2026 Anlamas\u0131 gerekenlerde anlam\u0131yor &#8212; World cup 14 Haziran 2018 D\u00fcnya Kupas\u0131 \u015f\u00f6leni ba\u015fl\u0131yor. * Sen kafay\u0131 Rabia&#8217;ya takm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n ama, Rabia&#8217;n\u0131n memleketi M\u0131s\u0131r d\u00fcnya kupas\u0131nda. * Sen habire \u201cT\u00fcrk Araps\u0131z ya\u015fayamaz\u201d diyorsun, \u201cT\u00fcrk Arab\u0131n hem sa\u011f g\u00f6z\u00fcd\u00fcr, hem sa\u011f elidir\u201d diyorsun, vahabi kral\u0131n\u0131n aya\u011f\u0131na otele gidiyorsun, vahabi kral\u0131 \u00f6ld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde milli yas &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/?p=10362\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eAnlamazlar \u0130zmirlim anlamazlar\u201c<\/span> weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10362"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10362"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10363,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10362\/revisions\/10363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wordpress.gurbuz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}